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(CNN)   Interns are notoriously abused as coffee fetchers, verbal punching bags, fed to lions...wait what?   (cnn.com) divider line 77
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2013-03-07 10:01:37 AM  
The question everyone keeps asking is why, why does a lion turn on someone who is clearly no threat?
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The answer is "because they can".
 
2013-03-07 10:02:35 AM  
Mom should've adopted a hedgehog in her name; things would've ended on a funnier note.
 
2013-03-07 10:08:01 AM  

TheGogmagog: TrollingForColumbine: Macular Degenerate: Interns are notoriously abused as coffee feltchers

Fixed that for you, subby

That's how I read it too.

great minds and all that.

You can make them feltch coffee?

/Too terrified that is a thing to search for it.


Leave room for cream
 
2013-03-07 10:09:36 AM  

dittybopper: Did anyone else read the headline as "coffee felchers"?


Well, now I have a name for my next band
 
2013-03-07 10:10:38 AM  

WienerButt: Ok did a couple get mauled by a lion while they farked in some bushes in Zimbabwe or is this the story and the radio just made some shiat up?


Lion trifecta in play?
 
2013-03-07 10:10:57 AM  
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2013-03-07 10:11:47 AM  

The Snow Dog: Mom should've adopted a hedgehog in her name; things would've ended on a funnier note.


"A hedgehog was also killed?"
 
2013-03-07 10:27:32 AM  
Since interns are usually unpaid, did that make her a free lunch?
 
2013-03-07 11:01:26 AM  
Sad part is that she wasn't even supposed to be at work that day.
 
2013-03-07 11:17:55 AM  

Lee451: Since interns are usually unpaid, did that make her a free lunch?


no such thing!

there's opportunity cost and also getting shot
 
2013-03-07 11:27:34 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The worst part was the boyfriend telling her to lose the Chanel No. 5 and instead go with the rich scent of A-1.

HP sauce is better

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real men eat steak naked

/subby
 
2013-03-07 11:31:04 AM  
The same goes for people with PitBulls, or as they call them "staffies, something or other terriers". They will turn on you. Just because they haven't mauled you yet doesn't mean they won't.
I have seen people allow their Lab-Staffi mix beasts to live with their children. Just a matter of time.
 
2013-03-07 11:41:35 AM  
Altair:

real men eat steak naked

/subby


That's fine, dear. But be sure to put on an apron when frying bacon.
 
2013-03-07 11:42:44 AM  

Master Sphincter: The same goes for people with PitBulls, or as they call them "staffies, something or other terriers". They will turn on you. Just because they haven't mauled you yet doesn't mean they won't.
I have seen people allow their Lab-Staffi mix beasts to live with their children. Just a matter of time.


Nice...
8/10
 
2013-03-07 12:00:50 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: TheGogmagog: TrollingForColumbine: Macular Degenerate: Interns are notoriously abused as coffee feltchers

Fixed that for you, subby

That's how I read it too.

great minds and all that.

You can make them feltch coffee?

/Too terrified that is a thing to search for it.

Leave room for cream


That squelches the momentary consideration if it was still technically feltching.

/Mindbleach
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2013-03-07 02:43:36 PM  
As soon as I heard this story and that she was an intern, I had a feeling that she broke the rules. Ugh. Terrible.

I have worked with lions before in a protected contact scenario. And let me tell you, that is unnerving enough. They are incredibly large and powerful and I have a healthy dose of respect for those animals. I would never even consider going into the same room as one unless it was under anesthesia and even then, I'd really rather not.

RIP to both involved. :(
 
2013-03-07 03:13:00 PM  
Expert: Lions are 'powerful creatures'

Well, I'm glad CNN is in contact with such well-informed experts! I always thought they were weaklings... I mean, I've seen Tarzan take one down by hand!

/The expert's name: Ric Romero!
 
2013-03-07 03:14:55 PM  
Ever seen a housecat play with a mouse? I wouldn't trust a big cat any further than I could throw it.
 
2013-03-07 03:23:26 PM  
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2013-03-07 03:34:16 PM  

theorellior: [www.mindhuestudio.com image 467x378]


A winnar is you.
 
2013-03-07 04:24:27 PM  
Molavian:
These idiots watch too much Disney.

It's the Circle of Life.
 
2013-03-07 04:47:53 PM  

Rufus Lee King: man metaphysical: I feel more sorry for the lion than the stupid biatch

No need to be crude like that. She paid the piper.


yeah but they killed the lion in the process.  that shouldn't have happened.  damn
 
2013-03-07 05:01:29 PM  
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2013-03-07 05:04:42 PM  
Too bad it wasn't a Tiger, that would have helped re-launch Chris Rock's career.
 
2013-03-07 05:24:21 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: rezaxis: Just saw Jack Hannah talk about this. He claims the woman was known to be "fearless" of these animals. Which I suppose is a good thing, but that alone is a potentially dangerous attitude, She also knew the rules which forbade her to enter the cage without at least two other employees and she did it anyway. What Jack also revealed was that she was there in the park with her boyfriend. They were unsupervised. Against known protocols she got the key to the enclosure and entered it alone, either in a stupid fit of bravado or on the dare or encouragement of her equally stupid boyfriend. Result? NEWS!!

"Here, hold my brain and watch this!"

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You (she?) bet your life.
 
2013-03-07 10:26:13 PM  
Pussy on pussy violence is so sad.
 
2013-03-08 11:47:20 AM  

Insatiable Jesus: Pussy on pussy violence is so sad sexy.


FTFY.
 
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