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(Panama City News Herald)   Police crush 75,000 dope pipes with a construction roller. So if you are coming to north Florida on spring break, bring some rolling papers   (newsherald.com) divider line 92
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2013-03-06 11:55:27 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-07 12:28:17 AM
Or just use an empty beer can.
 
2013-03-07 12:41:03 AM

borg: Or just use an empty beer can.


I think a construction roller would be faster.
 
2013-03-07 12:44:22 AM
There was some nice gear in that pic.
 
2013-03-07 12:59:31 AM
Also, bring your own drugs instead of risking a bust.
 
2013-03-07 01:17:32 AM
You're in Florida, make an orange pipe.
 
2013-03-07 01:44:58 AM
Or just don't go to Florida...
 
2013-03-07 02:07:03 AM
an apple
a carrot
pretty much any root like vegetable for that matter
some foil
a cigarette
black and milds

orange?
 
2013-03-07 02:10:45 AM
Dear pigs, you are shouting at clouds.

You can make a pipe from most ANYTHING, you farking totalitarian dicksuckers!
 
2013-03-07 03:48:18 AM
Empty gesture is empty. You've got another 10 or 15 years...TOPS...of MJ prohibition, pigs. Enjoy it.
 
2013-03-07 04:18:00 AM

ThunderPelvis: Empty gesture is empty. You've got another 10 or 15 years...TOPS...of MJ prohibition, pigs. Enjoy it.


Agreed.
I guarantee you though, they will find something else to demonize, just to justify their existence.
 
2013-03-07 04:41:59 AM
won't somebody think of the tweakers???
 
2013-03-07 05:36:21 AM
GFY you rotten killjoys..look how stupid you are to think this is an effective tactic to keep smoke from reaching lungs.

Now go leer at girls and harass their boyfriends while making your overtime pay of $70 an hour and telling everyone you're in it because you enjoy "helping" people
 
2013-03-07 05:41:01 AM
take that, easily replaceable glassware!
 
2013-03-07 05:41:14 AM
How do we know how dope the pipes were?  Maybe they were just "kinda cool" or something.

Maybe they weren't cool at all.

We'll never know  now.  They're dust, man.  Dust.
 
2013-03-07 05:46:38 AM
When I was 23 my mom gave me back all of the things she confiscated thru my teenage years. A whole milk crate filled with weed and jars and bongs and stuff. It was a nice day.
 
2013-03-07 05:48:12 AM
weedsmokersguide.com
 
2013-03-07 05:48:20 AM
corn husks or zig zags?
and dope is an adjective.
sand no glass on beach.
 
2013-03-07 05:51:56 AM
Yaaaawn
 
2013-03-07 05:57:46 AM
Is this some kind of bust?
 
2013-03-07 06:09:00 AM
well that was a waste of fuel. lol at the poor pigs needing an enemy so they have a reason to live. its truly a shame that only knuckle draggers become pigs.
 
2013-03-07 06:14:43 AM
Students still go to Florida for spring break? WTF? I thought everyone went to Mexico, where small amounts of marijuana are legal.
 
2013-03-07 06:19:30 AM
Brought to Jackassonville to be destroyed? hmm wondered why there was bongs-a-plenty to be had here
 
2013-03-07 06:22:13 AM
Wait until Dianne Frankenstein's gang does it with guns... knowing how stupid they are, they will leave some of the guns loaded with rounds in the chambers.
 
2013-03-07 06:22:16 AM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: When I was 23 my mom gave me back all of the things she confiscated thru my teenage years. A whole milk crate filled with weed and jars and bongs and stuff. It was a nice day.


I love your mom. And I do not intend that in the usual sense in which it is said here on Fark.
 
2013-03-07 06:23:41 AM

squibbits: Wait until Dianne Frankenstein's gang does it with guns... knowing how stupid they are, they will leave some of the guns loaded with rounds in the chambers.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-07 06:27:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is this some kind of bust?


Yes, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2013-03-07 06:37:32 AM
Dope is back to meaning weed now? Last I heard it was the nom du jur for meth.
 
2013-03-07 06:39:10 AM

squibbits: Wait until Dianne Frankenstein's gang does it with guns... knowing how stupid they are, they will leave some of the guns loaded with rounds in the chambers.




Gun banners do these kinds of stunts all the time.
Its their way of saying "look at me, I can destroy peoples property while doing nothing to solve their problems!".

If it all works out the same, people who make pipes are the only ones who profit.
 
2013-03-07 06:56:10 AM

flamingboard: Dope is back to meaning weed now? Last I heard it was the nom du jur for meth.


users are losers.
and losers are users
so don't use DRUGS!

doon't use drugs

if u know a user even paaht of the tteieieieieieim

tell him to QUIT
take a BITE out of CRIME!!!
 
2013-03-07 07:02:45 AM

way south: squibbits: Wait until Dianne Frankenstein's gang does it with guns... knowing how stupid they are, they will leave some of the guns loaded with rounds in the chambers.

Gun banners do these kinds of stunts all the time.
Its their way of saying "look at me, I can destroy peoples property while doing nothing to solve their problems!".

If it all works out the same, people who make pipes are the only ones who profit.


I used to think those gun buy-backs were total bullshiat, until I got a look at most of the guns they get and destroy. A whole lot of them are broken, dangerous relics that you, I, or any responsible gun owner would destroy too. I took an old, broken shotgun to one a few years ago, and saw heaps and piles of broken, crap hardware - and I am really glad that most of THOSE guns are off the street.
 
2013-03-07 07:06:51 AM

jso2897: way south: squibbits: Wait until Dianne Frankenstein's gang does it with guns... knowing how stupid they are, they will leave some of the guns loaded with rounds in the chambers.

Gun banners do these kinds of stunts all the time.
Its their way of saying "look at me, I can destroy peoples property while doing nothing to solve their problems!".

If it all works out the same, people who make pipes are the only ones who profit.

I used to think those gun buy-backs were total bullshiat, until I got a look at most of the guns they get and destroy. A whole lot of them are broken, dangerous relics that you, I, or any responsible gun owner would destroy too. I took an old, broken shotgun to one a few years ago, and saw heaps and piles of broken, crap hardware - and I am really glad that most of THOSE guns are off the street.


Well it's a good thing they smashed these pipes. Someone could have lost an eye.
 
2013-03-07 07:11:54 AM
My father went the same way.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-07 07:22:16 AM
hey everyone, lets piss off florida by not doing drugs of any kind this entire year and start walking around naked.
they won't know WHAT hit em
 
2013-03-07 07:34:46 AM

TommyymmoT: ThunderPelvis: Empty gesture is empty. You've got another 10 or 15 years...TOPS...of MJ prohibition, pigs. Enjoy it.

Agreed.
I guarantee you though, they will find something else to demonize, just to justify their existence.


I'd like to see pig-headiness become the demon to justify their existence. We need to remove all those dogmatic hardasses from our society for the future's sake.

The jails need to be filled with the unproductive old coots who yell at "kids" for being on their lawns.
 
2013-03-07 07:42:57 AM

squibbits: Wait until Dianne Frankenstein's gang does it with guns... knowing how stupid they are, they will leave some of the guns loaded with rounds in the chambers.


Though to be fair, it's hard to set off ammo by crushing. Especialy if it's in the chamber of a gun which will absorb a lot of the crushing energy, and even if it pops, the barrel has probably been warped by the point, so the bullet probably won't exit, or exit at low velocity, and then you have all the other guns in the way to absorb the bullet strike. So Feinstein probably won't be hit with a bullet as she dances around the pile in glee.

/but one can always hope.
 
2013-03-07 07:45:16 AM

jso2897: way south: squibbits: Wait until Dianne Frankenstein's gang does it with guns... knowing how stupid they are, they will leave some of the guns loaded with rounds in the chambers.

Gun banners do these kinds of stunts all the time.
Its their way of saying "look at me, I can destroy peoples property while doing nothing to solve their problems!".

If it all works out the same, people who make pipes are the only ones who profit.

I used to think those gun buy-backs were total bullshiat, until I got a look at most of the guns they get and destroy. A whole lot of them are broken, dangerous relics that you, I, or any responsible gun owner would destroy too. I took an old, broken shotgun to one a few years ago, and saw heaps and piles of broken, crap hardware - and I am really glad that most of THOSE guns are off the street.


Not that I'm in favor of any anti-gun nonsense, but the question should be how best do we spend police monies if the goal is to enhance public safety.

Bullshiat guns that don't fire make a good threat to shoo the burglars away but have no teeth.
Why would anyone want to remove those? ...at our own expense, even?
Leave it in grandma's closet where it might do some good.

We also buy up those gang owned guns at higher than bluebook value, giving criminals a net profit.  Leave them to bear the entire expense of rearming when their weapons wear out.

You'd do better overall to take that buyback money and hire another cop or two.

/If you actually make the community safe, you can reduce gun sales by up to 60%.
/...Of course ifpeople are safe, no one cares about gun sales.
/Since crime gives politicians authority, you have to wonder if it isn't too profitable for them to keep the problem rather than fix it.
 
2013-03-07 08:27:19 AM

publikenemy: Now go leer at girls and harass their boyfriends while making your overtime pay of $70 an hour and telling everyone you're in it because you enjoy "helping" people busting hippies , taking their weed and smoking it yourself.


FTFY

FTFM

/actually happened at a party I was at while in college
 
2013-03-07 08:28:21 AM
Police Theater

www.funny-games.biz
 
2013-03-07 08:33:37 AM
i1168.photobucket.com
Construction Roller?
 
2013-03-07 08:35:21 AM
 

way south: Bullshiat guns that don't fire make a good threat to shoo the burglars away but have no teeth.
Why would anyone want to remove those? ...at our own expense, even?


I hope you are joking. An inherently defective firearm is dangerous in a myriad of different ways, and people shouldn't have them around. What if this putative "burglar" prefers to avoid violence, but comes strapped just in case, and you pull a gun that won't shoot on him? What if, instead of failing to fire, it blows up in your face?
I really, really hope you are being facetious.
I really hate both the extremes in this debate. The gun hater who thinks guns are tools of the devil, and the gun lover who thinks they are the heart and soul of American freedom are equally insane. They are tools, for f**ks sake - like a goddamn shovel - and if you love or hate a tool, and invest moral value in it, you are a lunatic.
 
2013-03-07 08:36:29 AM

way south: /Since crime gives politicians authority, you have to wonder if it isn't too profitable for them to keep the problem rather than fix it.


Slam dunk.  Give that man a cigar.
 
2013-03-07 08:38:43 AM

jso2897: way south: Bullshiat guns that don't fire make a good threat to shoo the burglars away but have no teeth.
Why would anyone want to remove those? ...at our own expense, even?

I hope you are joking. An inherently defective firearm is dangerous in a myriad of different ways, and people shouldn't have them around. What if this putative "burglar" prefers to avoid violence, but comes strapped just in case, and you pull a gun that won't shoot on him? What if, instead of failing to fire, it blows up in your face?
I really, really hope you are being facetious.
I really hate both the extremes in this debate. The gun hater who thinks guns are tools of the devil, and the gun lover who thinks they are the heart and soul of American freedom are equally insane. They are tools, for f**ks sake - like a goddamn shovel - and if you love or hate a tool, and invest moral value in it, you are a lunatic.


Or, to quote Mark Twain:

Don't meddle with old unloaded firearms. They are the most deadly and unerring things that have ever been created by man. You don't have to take any pains at all with them; you don't have to have a rest, you don't have to have any sights on the gun, you don't have to take aim, even. No, you just pick out a relative and bang away, and you are sure to get him. A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a Gatling gun in three-quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his mother every time at a hundred. Think what Waterloo would have been if one of the armies had been boys armed with old rusty muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations. The very thought of it makes me shudder.
- Advice to Youth speech, 4/15/1882
 
2013-03-07 08:40:51 AM
Also, I'd like to note that I'm amused that the GUN PAUL! crowd has actually become so shrill and intrusive as to surpass the Legalize Weed, Man! group and in fact, hijack weed threads even.
 
2013-03-07 08:55:51 AM
Beer, hard liquor and cigarettes still are alright though. Damn hypocrites.
 
2013-03-07 08:57:27 AM

jso2897: What if, instead of failing to fire, it blows up in your face?


Is this actually possible, or is it just an old Warner Bros. cartoon gag?
 
2013-03-07 08:58:34 AM
Probably just a lot of shiatty Chinese crap. No great loss. It's not like they're crushing Zobs.

borg: Or just use an empty beer can.


http://www.drpepi.com/aluminum-poisoning.php

Not to mention you're smoking god knows what the fark is in the inks and resins that are painted onto the can to make it look good on the outside and keep the product fresh on the inside.

Use an apple.
 
2013-03-07 08:59:52 AM
Take that, freedom!
 
2013-03-07 09:00:47 AM

destrip: jso2897: What if, instead of failing to fire, it blows up in your face?

Is this actually possible, or is it just an old Warner Bros. cartoon gag?


I can only say to you what I said to Waysouth - I really hope you're joking.
 
2013-03-07 09:01:28 AM

flamingboard: Dope is back to meaning weed now? Last I heard it was the nom du jur for meth.


I thought it meant heroin.
Florida has a real problem with prescription meds, meth and bathsalts so it's nice to see them busting up weed pipes. It's an easy bust due to the relaxed state of the people using it and the smell that it gives off.

Rufus Lee King: I don't really dig hoards of spring breakers, either, but that whole article had a sort of "Third Reich-ish" tone about it.


This. He publicly announced that he plans to ruin the vacation. F*ck that, they'll just go elsewhere. The tourist community will be pleased with the lack of profits.
 
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