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2013-03-07 02:18:14 AM  
"The complainant stated that the first sexual contact was at the defendant's house while defendant's husband was not home. The defendant kissed and dry-humped the defendant. The second sexual contact was when both of them took off their clothes and the two touched each other and then the defendant used her mouth to give the plaintiff cunnilingus.
The defendant brought a vibrating erect penis (dildo) and would use the dildo on the complainant."


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farkingismybusiness: [blogs.houstonpress.com image 300x375]
Why the long face?


Actually her face is kind of on the chubby side if you ask me.
She just has a small/pointy chin.
 
2013-03-07 02:21:54 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: deanayer: WAIT, they are both dancers and the word "scissor" doesn't appear once in that story? How lazy are they? Did someone inherit a AA Battery mine or something?

/there goes that pants thing again.

You'd think D-cells would be preferable both from a longevity standpoint as well as adding a pleasant heft to the device, or have vibrating erect penises gone the 'lighter, smaller, thinner' route for no particular reason like so many other electronic devices today?


GREAT now I'm picturing something like a friggin MAGLIGHT. Disclaimer: I dont know shiat about what size batteries go in a dancing lesbian's vibrator!
/If you told me I would write that sentence one day I would have callled BS on you.
 
2013-03-07 02:22:09 AM  
She probably would have gotten away with it if she hadn't stalked the girl after graduation. Idiot. Guess she could not withhold her desires.
 
2013-03-07 02:22:28 AM  

Cagey B: I'm a filthy old man whose reaction is always "so?" whenever I hear about the latest "high school teacher bones 17-year-old" story.


My reaction is always a twinge of jealousy while thinking of all the teachers I wanted to bone when I was in high school.

/Mmm, Ms. Dempsey
 
2013-03-07 02:24:25 AM  

Precision Boobery: Wouldn't be a proper teacher sex story without the wet, sloppy details.  That poor, helpless, defenseless child.  Dance instructors hold so much power over children's futures.  How could she have refused the rapes, which happened more times than she could count, except by going to the police once the excitement dwindled and she was ready to move on?

Public shaming and outrageous bail amounts aren't nearly enough.  Lock this morally bankrupt predator in with the most violent offenders and throw away the key.  And make her pay for the innocent child's therapy, which will probably last a lifetime.


A rape allegation is a serious thing, so why are you so quick to dismiss it? You realize that teachers have authority over students, right? That's what makes it wrong. In this case, it looks like the girl is over the age of consent (16 where I'm from) so age isn't the problem. I'd give you a 5/10 for the effort, but you completely ignored the stalking claim.
 
2013-03-07 02:26:52 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: You'd think D-cells would be preferable both from a longevity standpoint as well as adding a pleasant heft to the device, or have vibrating erect penises gone the 'lighter, smaller, thinner' route for no particular reason like so many other electronic devices today?


Sometimes there is a purpose...
www.ebuyfromchina.com
 
2013-03-07 03:00:50 AM  

Abacus9: Rodeodoc: IgG4: "The defendant brought a vibrating erect penis (dildo) and would use the dildo on the complainant."
There is a meaningful difference between a dildo and a vibrator. You would think law enforcement would have this straight.

I believe it is still illegal in Texas to possess either a dildo or a vibrator.  Maybe it's just illegal to sell them.  Let me Google "texas dildo law"... here we are from our friends at Wikipedia:

The Obscene Device Law is a Texas statute dealing with obscenity.  In 1973 the Texas Legislature passed Section 43.21 of the Texas Penal Code which, in part, prohibited the sale or promotion of ""Obscene device[s]" mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

Prosecution under the statute was rare but had occurred on occasion. In  Burleson, in 2004, Joanne Webb, a mother of three and a former schoolteacher, faced up to one year in prison for selling a vibrator to two undercover police officers posing as a married couple at a private party. She was later acquitted, and the undercover officers were issued reprimands.

Jeebus, don't they have real crimes to deal with in Texas?

Penal Code, uh huh huh. Actually, it looks like they can be sold as long as they're marketed for other purposes. Goes right along with history on that.


That's interesting because...

ILF Inc.
4401 Freidrich Ln. Ste. 400
Austin, TX 78744

Makes these...

NSFW Link

How can a company that makes sex toys be in business in a state where sex toys are illegal? I checked and they do ship to Texas addresses so they aren't made for out of state sale only. They are marketed as sex toys and masturbation devices too. There is also quite a bit of pron on their website so if they are doing the video and photo shoots in Texas isn't making pron illegal there too?
 
2013-03-07 03:05:30 AM  
 
2013-03-07 03:06:11 AM  

Abacus9: Penal Code, uh huh huh. Actually, it looks like they can be sold as long as they're marketed for other purposes. Goes right along with history on that.


My bong is just for smoking tobacco...
 
2013-03-07 03:13:41 AM  

illannoyin: How can a company that makes sex toys be in business in a state where sex toys are illegal? I checked and they do ship to Texas addresses so they aren't made for out of state sale only. They are marketed as sex toys and masturbation devices too. There is also quite a bit of pron on their website so if they are doing the video and photo shoots in Texas isn't making pron illegal there too?


Good point, I don't know.

fusillade762: My bong is just for smoking tobacco...


In my younger days, a friend of mine suggested just that. I was never a pothead, but bongs are completely legal to buy, sell, own and use (as long as no illegal drugs are used with it, then it becomes drug paraphernalia). He figured that, just to mess with cops and the general public, I should just walk down the street smoking pipe tobacco out of some gigantic bong. I thought it was a funny idea, but never actually did it.
 
2013-03-07 03:18:20 AM  
Abacus9: 

In my younger days, a friend of mine suggested just that. I was never a pothead, but bongs are completely legal to buy, sell, own and use (as long as no illegal drugs are used with it, then it becomes drug paraphernalia). He figured that, just to mess with cops and the general public, I should just walk down the street smoking pipe tobacco out of some gigantic bong. I thought it was a funny idea, but never actually did it.

Much like 'Bad Cop, No Donut' bumper stickers and truck nuts, just because you _can_ do something, doesn't mean that drawing unnecessary attention to yourself by doing it is a good idea, I think you made the right choice.

Then again, a few years ago when the Hookah Bar craze was going on it wasn't uncommon to see a bunch of people sitting out on a patio smoking a hookah, and a hookah is pretty similar to a bong.
 
2013-03-07 03:23:39 AM  

Gawdzila: TuteTibiImperes: You'd think D-cells would be preferable both from a longevity standpoint as well as adding a pleasant heft to the device, or have vibrating erect penises gone the 'lighter, smaller, thinner' route for no particular reason like so many other electronic devices today?

Sometimes there is a purpose...
[www.ebuyfromchina.com image 450x450]


Seriously, I'm as patriotic as the next guy but...

www.ebuyfromchina.com

I think I may have inadvertently started a new fox news meme.

/Thanks for the URL from that pic also
//I'm in the market for a new cell phone
 
2013-03-07 03:27:16 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Abacus9: 

In my younger days, a friend of mine suggested just that. I was never a pothead, but bongs are completely legal to buy, sell, own and use (as long as no illegal drugs are used with it, then it becomes drug paraphernalia). He figured that, just to mess with cops and the general public, I should just walk down the street smoking pipe tobacco out of some gigantic bong. I thought it was a funny idea, but never actually did it.

Much like 'Bad Cop, No Donut' bumper stickers and truck nuts, just because you _can_ do something, doesn't mean that drawing unnecessary attention to yourself by doing it is a good idea, I think you made the right choice.

Then again, a few years ago when the Hookah Bar craze was going on it wasn't uncommon to see a bunch of people sitting out on a patio smoking a hookah, and a hookah is pretty similar to a bong.


Although I never did it, my friend thought that I would be the one that was just crazy enough to do it (I've mellowed quite a bit since then - the wonders of getting older). I don't know if it's true, but I've heard (~20 years ago) that you can get pulled over just for having a Grateful Dead bumper sticker, or a Led Zeppelin one. I, a huge Zep fan, had a bright psychadelic sticker in my back window, and rocked the long hair too. But I agree, there's a huge difference between passively just doing your own thing, and actively trying to aggravate the police. First amendment and all, but just because you can say something, doesn't mean you should.
 
2013-03-07 03:27:33 AM  

Abacus9: Precision Boobery: Wouldn't be a proper teacher sex story without the wet, sloppy details.  That poor, helpless, defenseless child.  Dance instructors hold so much power over children's futures.  How could she have refused the rapes, which happened more times than she could count, except by going to the police once the excitement dwindled and she was ready to move on?

Public shaming and outrageous bail amounts aren't nearly enough.  Lock this morally bankrupt predator in with the most violent offenders and throw away the key.  And make her pay for the innocent child's therapy, which will probably last a lifetime.

A rape allegation is a serious thing, so why are you so quick to dismiss it? You realize that teachers have authority over students, right? That's what makes it wrong. In this case, it looks like the girl is over the age of consent (16 where I'm from) so age isn't the problem. I'd give you a 5/10 for the effort, but you completely ignored the stalking claim.


^This.^
We wouldn't have heard about any of this if teach had been a more considerate sexual predator.
When the babe is ready to go, let her go, with a single tear and best wishes for a bright future.
Rule applies to lesbians too.
 
2013-03-07 03:43:52 AM  
The dance team's logo:

www.kingwood.com
 
2013-03-07 03:54:45 AM  

Abacus9: A rape allegation is a serious thing, so why are you so quick to dismiss it? You realize that teachers have authority over students, right? That's what makes it wrong. In this case, it looks like the girl is over the age of consent (16 where I'm from) so age isn't the problem. I'd give you a 5/10 for the effort, but you completely ignored the stalking claim.


It's true, teachers have unquestioning authority over students.  It's a bit ridiculous, the way students are constantly doing every single thing their teachers tell them to.  I realized it when I was 17 and my male typing instructor told me he was attracted to me and wanted to spend time with me.  I knew by those words that if I didn't acquiesce, he would fail me and my dreams of being a world-class typist would be so much ash in the wind.  So, even though I'm heterosexual, I spent time with him and stayed at his house and had sex with him and eventually moved into his guest bedroom, and I kept doing that for a year.  He just had so much authority!

As for the last part, I was too busy reading and rereading the detailed descriptions of their sex acts to notice all the information regarding the stalking.  Maybe you could post the relevant parts, i.e. how many times the instructor went to the girl's work, how many phone calls were made, and the threats that caused the girl to fear for her safety.
 
2013-03-07 04:09:09 AM  

Precision Boobery: He just had so much authority!


Not sure if sarcasm, but a lot of victims don't speak out because they're too scared. It doesn't excuse what the teacher did.

Precision Boobery: As for the last part, I was too busy reading and rereading the detailed descriptions of their sex acts to notice all the information regarding the stalking. Maybe you could post the relevant parts, i.e. how many times the instructor went to the girl's work, how many phone calls were made, and the threats that caused the girl to fear for her safety.


How lazy are you? Just go read the article.
 
2013-03-07 04:32:25 AM  
"A 17-year-old Humble High School student has told cops that she and her dance instructor had sex too many times to count while the teacher's husband was away."

Why would the location of the teacher's husband have any bearing on whether or not she could count the number of times they had sex?
 
Skr
2013-03-07 04:54:40 AM  

DrPainMD: "A 17-year-old Humble High School student has told cops that she and her dance instructor had sex too many times to count while the teacher's husband was away."

Why would the location of the teacher's husband have any bearing on whether or not she could count the number of times they had sex?


Perhaps she can count the number of times they had sex when the teacher's husband wasn't away.
 
2013-03-07 05:18:15 AM  

Abacus9: Not sure if sarcasm, but a lot of victims don't speak out because they're too scared. It doesn't excuse what the teacher did.


Why are you wasting time here, then?  You need to be at a police station giving depositions and reporting these people!  (I assume since you know about the victims who didn't speak out, you also know about the attackers they didn't speak out against.)

Abacus9: How lazy are you? Just go read the article.


I have tried, but every time I do, my thoughts are hijacked by the lurid, smutty description of their time together.  The scene plays out in my traitorous mind like a 2 AM Cinemax show.

Jennifer was seated on the bed.  Amanda was standing over her, hands on her hips.
"No," Jennifer whispered.  "I came here while your husband was gone to dance."
"Fine," Amanda replied.  I'll teach you a new dance, and you'll do it until I tell you to stop."  Her voice was harsh with authority, but there was a tremor of anticipation lurking below.  She bent down and kissed Jennifer's neck, softly, and felt with her tongue the quickening of the girl's pulse.
"Lay back," she commanded.  Jennifer laid down on the bed.  Amanda straddled her and began moving her hips back and forth.
"Why are you doing that?" Jennifer asked.  "Neither of us can feel barely anything."
"Oh, right," Amanda agreed.  "In that case, take your clothes off.  I'm going to give you cunnilingus."
"I don't understand," Jennifer said.  "How are you going to do that?"
Amanda smiled.  "With my mouth."

Ugh, so disgusting.  I thought it would stop after the first 20 or 25 times, but here I am, reading it for the 52nd time in five hours, and it's just as clear as the first time.  I'm thinking of filing a complaint against this instructor myself.  Why is she, with her former actions, making me think these things when I'm powerless to stop it?
 
2013-03-07 05:34:58 AM  

Precision Boobery: Abacus9: Not sure if sarcasm, but a lot of victims don't speak out because they're too scared. It doesn't excuse what the teacher did.

Why are you wasting time here, then? You need to be at a police station giving depositions and reporting these people! (I assume since you know about the victims who didn't speak out, you also know about the attackers they didn't speak out against.)


I have before, but you know that I was speaking in general, and not about any certain individuals. But you're saying that it doesn't happen, so whatever. Troll away.

As for the rest of your post, I now know that you are a both complete idiot and a worthless troll. Congratulations.
 
2013-03-07 05:35:10 AM  
farkingismybusiness:
blogs.houstonpress.com

Why the long wide and bloated face?

FTFY
 
2013-03-07 06:15:09 AM  

Precision Boobery: Jennifer was seated on the bed.  Amanda was standing over her, hands on her hips.
"No," Jennifer whispered.  "I came here while your husband was gone to dance."
"Fine," Amanda replied.  I'll teach you a new dance, and you'll do it until I tell you to stop."  Her voice was harsh with authority, but there was a tremor of anticipation lurking below.  She bent down and kissed Jennifer's neck, softly, and felt with her tongue the quickening of the girl's pulse.
"Lay back," she commanded.  Jennifer laid down on the bed.  Amanda straddled her and began moving her hips back and forth.
"Why are you doing that?" Jennifer asked.  "Neither of us can feel barely anything."
"Oh, right," Amanda agreed.  "In that case, take your clothes off.  I'm going to give you cunnilingus."
"I don't understand," Jennifer said.  "How are you going to do that?"
Amanda smiled.  "With my mouth."


www.gamereplays.org
 
2013-03-07 06:21:46 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  THIRTY DAYS IN THE HOLE.... ♫


When I saw the headline, I assumed she'd bitten one of the band members.
 
2013-03-07 06:39:49 AM  

Precision Boobery: Abacus9: A rape allegation is a serious thing, so why are you so quick to dismiss it? You realize that teachers have authority over students, right? That's what makes it wrong. In this case, it looks like the girl is over the age of consent (16 where I'm from) so age isn't the problem. I'd give you a 5/10 for the effort, but you completely ignored the stalking claim.

It's true, teachers have unquestioning authority over students.  It's a bit ridiculous, the way students are constantly doing every single thing their teachers tell them to.  I realized it when I was 17 and my male typing instructor told me he was attracted to me and wanted to spend time with me.  I knew by those words that if I didn't acquiesce, he would fail me and my dreams of being a world-class typist would be so much ash in the wind.  So, even though I'm heterosexual, I spent time with him and stayed at his house and had sex with him and eventually moved into his guest bedroom, and I kept doing that for a year.  He just had so much authority!

As for the last part, I was too busy reading and rereading the detailed descriptions of their sex acts to notice all the information regarding the stalking.  Maybe you could post the relevant parts, i.e. how many times the instructor went to the girl's work, how many phone calls were made, and the threats that caused the girl to fear for her safety.


This is a stupid argument. We all know that different people have different levels of inherent complicity to authority and resistance to other forms of authority based manipulation, the most prevelant being blackmail. Children are particularly subsceptable to this, hence why we have special laws punishing teachers who take advantage of this fact.

I'm certain you know this, but you're just too much of a jackass to let the opportunity to make a fool of yourself go by.
 
2013-03-07 07:21:22 AM  

TwistedFark: We all know that different people have different levels of inherent complicity to authority and resistance to other forms of authority based manipulation


That... Okay, I know this can't be right, but that almost sounds like an argument to decide these things on a case-by-case basis, instead of ruining lives across the board with zero-tolerance policies.  Is that what you were suggesting?  If that's true, let me tell you:  it would be difficult, complicated, and, frankly, un-American.  Shame on you, sir.  Shame.
 
2013-03-07 07:28:35 AM  

fusillade762: Abacus9: Penal Code, uh huh huh. Actually, it looks like they can be sold as long as they're marketed for other purposes. Goes right along with history on that.

My bong is just for smoking tobacco...



Here is the response I got when I emailed them to ask about the law...


"Thank you for contacting Fleshlight Customer Service. That law was overturned by the Texas Supreme court the year that Fleshlight moved to Texas."

Yay! Now Texans can enjoy sex toys like everyone else in the country :) Maybe I should say YEE HAW!

/Ride 'em cowgirl!
 
2013-03-07 07:48:30 AM  
Worst part is that with some of these teacher-student sex things, it is just the kids word against the teacher, and the courts will always believe the student. Because kids would never lie about something like that to get revenge.
 
2013-03-07 08:01:37 AM  
dance instructor

She should've known better... When you take a greasy whore and a rollin' dance floor, you know you're jailhouse bound...
 
2013-03-07 08:24:47 AM  

Precision Boobery: TwistedFark: We all know that different people have different levels of inherent complicity to authority and resistance to other forms of authority based manipulation

That... Okay, I know this can't be right, but that almost sounds like an argument to decide these things on a case-by-case basis, instead of ruining lives across the board with zero-tolerance policies.  Is that what you were suggesting?  If that's true, let me tell you:  it would be difficult, complicated, and, frankly, un-American.  Shame on you, sir.  Shame.


Rugged Individual Responsibility Solution: If you can be jailed/fired for dry-humping someone, keep that person happy afterwards. Or, you know, don't dry-hump them in the first place.
 
2013-03-07 08:31:03 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Abacus9:  I should just walk down the street smoking pipe tobacco out of some gigantic bong. I thought it was a funny idea, but never actually did it.

Much like 'Bad Cop, No Donut' bumper stickers and truck nuts, just because you _can_ do something, doesn't mean that drawing unnecessary attention to yourself by doing it is a good idea, I think you made the right choice.

Some times, the concept is hard to grasp


<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikeyworld/2469435114/" title="Mr. Busted by MïK, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3264/2469435114_36af8231cd_z.jpg" width="640" height="354" alt="Mr. Busted"></a>

Dagnabit! I've tried ALL the buttons...you're just gonna have to click the link
 
2013-03-07 08:37:00 AM  
*looks at picture*


cdn.niketalk.com
 
2013-03-07 08:54:01 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫  THIRTY DAYS IN THE HOLE.... ♫


I was hoping and here it is...  Well done, well done

Chicago Green, talkin bout Red Lebanese
A dirty room and a silver coke spoon
Give me my release, come on
 
2013-03-07 09:13:25 AM  

DrPainMD: "A 17-year-old Humble High School student has told cops that she and her dance instructor had sex too many times to count while the teacher's husband was away."

Why would the location of the teacher's husband have any bearing on whether or not she could count the number of times they had sex?


Dammit, now I have EJ and All the Girls Love Alice running through my head.

/the 'victim's' story is bullsh*t
 
2013-03-07 09:16:40 AM  

Precision Boobery: Abacus9: Not sure if sarcasm, but a lot of victims don't speak out because they're too scared. It doesn't excuse what the teacher did.

Why are you wasting time here, then?  You need to be at a police station giving depositions and reporting these people!  (I assume since you know about the victims who didn't speak out, you also know about the attackers they didn't speak out against.)

Abacus9: How lazy are you? Just go read the article.

I have tried, but every time I do, my thoughts are hijacked by the lurid, smutty description of their time together.  The scene plays out in my traitorous mind like a 2 AM Cinemax show.

Jennifer was seated on the bed.  Amanda was standing over her, hands on her hips.
"No," Jennifer whispered.  "I came here while your husband was gone to dance."
"Fine," Amanda replied.  I'll teach you a new dance, and you'll do it until I tell you to stop."  Her voice was harsh with authority, but there was a tremor of anticipation lurking below.  She bent down and kissed Jennifer's neck, softly, and felt with her tongue the quickening of the girl's pulse.
"Lay back," she commanded.  Jennifer laid down on the bed.  Amanda straddled her and began moving her hips back and forth.
"Why are you doing that?" Jennifer asked.  "Neither of us can feel barely anything."
"Oh, right," Amanda agreed.  "In that case, take your clothes off.  I'm going to give you cunnilingus."
"I don't understand," Jennifer said.  "How are you going to do that?"
Amanda smiled.  "With my mouth."

Ugh, so disgusting.  I thought it would stop after the first 20 or 25 times, but here I am, reading it for the 52nd time in five hours, and it's just as clear as the first time.  I'm thinking of filing a complaint against this instructor myself.  Why is she, with her former actions, making me think these things when I'm powerless to stop it?


Beautiful!
 
2013-03-07 09:55:06 AM  
You know, sometimes I doubt her (the students) commitment to the Wild Cadets!
 
2013-03-07 10:13:57 AM  
I feel bad for the husband. Not only did his wife cheat on him with another girl, he also never got a chance to watch.
 
2013-03-07 10:15:06 AM  

hamfast gamgee: [www.spacetimestudios.com image 500x657]


I hope I never get tired of the Ducreaux meme.
 
2013-03-07 10:33:07 AM  
Eating who?
timbrosnan.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-07 11:22:43 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: farkingismybusiness:
[blogs.houstonpress.com image 300x375]

Why the long wide and bloated face?

FTFY


By the look of her face, the other girls' thighs made a lasting impression.

/Squish
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-07 11:51:08 AM  

Rodeodoc: Section 43.21 of the Texas Penal Penile Code


FTFT (fixed that for texas)
 
2013-03-07 12:15:32 PM  
I've come to the point where I really don't give a shiat. Why is this criminal?
 
2013-03-07 01:59:43 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA:  the defendant used her mouth to give the plaintiff cunnilingus.

There has to be a better way to phrase that.  Is it possible to 'give cunnilingus' with any other part of the body?


Yes, but I'm afraid you have to be a Thelemite.

Also, is it wrong that I'm almost nostalgic for the days when male teachers played slap the chalk erasers with students?
 
2013-03-07 02:41:28 PM  

Precision Boobery: Jennifer was seated on the bed. Amanda was standing over her, hands on her hips.
"No," Jennifer whispered. "I came here while your husband was gone to dance."
"Fine," Amanda replied. I'll teach you a new dance, and you'll do it until I tell you to stop." Her voice was harsh with authority, but there was a tremor of anticipation lurking below. She bent down and kissed Jennifer's neck, softly, and felt with her tongue the quickening of the girl's pulse.
"Lay back," she commanded. Jennifer laid down on the bed. Amanda straddled her and began moving her hips back and forth.
"Why are you doing that?" Jennifer asked. "Neither of us can feel barely anything."
"Oh, right," Amanda agreed. "In that case, take your clothes off. I'm going to give you cunnilingus."
"I don't understand," Jennifer said. "How are you going to do that?"
Amanda smiled. "With my mouth."


you sir, win my entire allotment of internets for the day.
 
2013-03-07 03:08:19 PM  
E5bie:Rugged Individual Responsibility Solution: If you can be jailed/fired for dry-humping someone, keep that person happy afterwards. Or, you know, don't dry-hump them in the first place.

Gotta say, I agree with you there.  It almost makes me feel sorry for the predatory harlot.  If only she, as a dance instructor, hadn't been in a place of such overwhelming dominion, it wouldn't even have been illegal.  If only she were in a position of less authority--a policewoman, for instance, or the governor--the law of the land would have blessed their beautiful coupling, and rightly so.

She wasn't, though, so f*ck her.  She's already lost her job.  I hope the publicity causes her friends and family to turn their backs on her, her husband to divorce her, and, after her (hopefully lengthy) prison term has been served, her to end up on a slimy pier somewhere, dancing for nickels.
 
2013-03-07 03:08:53 PM  
Let this be a lesson to you all.

When you have a torrid relationship with a student, graduation means it's time to find a new sex toy.  Don't push your luck.
 
2013-03-07 04:10:58 PM  

Gawdzila: TuteTibiImperes: You'd think D-cells would be preferable both from a longevity standpoint as well as adding a pleasant heft to the device, or have vibrating erect penises gone the 'lighter, smaller, thinner' route for no particular reason like so many other electronic devices today?

Sometimes there is a purpose...
[www.ebuyfromchina.com image 450x450]


I want to get one of these and sit at the mall pushing the 'on' button just to see who starts to squirm.

Then again, maybe I don't..
 
2013-03-07 04:51:21 PM  
Is that the rat-faced daughter from Downton Abbey?
 
2013-03-07 06:30:01 PM  

Rodeodoc: IgG4: "The defendant brought a vibrating erect penis (dildo) and would use the dildo on the complainant."
There is a meaningful difference between a dildo and a vibrator. You would think law enforcement would have this straight.

I believe it is still illegal in Texas to possess either a dildo or a vibrator.  Maybe it's just illegal to sell them.  Let me Google "texas dildo law"... here we are from our friends at Wikipedia:

The Obscene Device Law is a Texas statute dealing with obscenity.  In 1973 the Texas Legislature passed Section 43.21 of the Texas Penal Code which, in part, prohibited the sale or promotion of ""Obscene device[s]" mean[ing] a device including a dildo or artificial vagina designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

Prosecution under the statute was rare but had occurred on occasion. In  Burleson, in 2004, Joanne Webb, a mother of three and a former schoolteacher, faced up to one year in prison for selling a vibrator to two undercover police officers posing as a married couple at a private party. She was later acquitted, and the undercover officers were issued reprimands.

Jeebus, don't they have real crimes to deal with in Texas?


I thought it was illegal to posses more than a certain number of dildos in Texas. I think I remember a Molly Ivins quote that went something like "If you own six dildos, you are a criminal. If you own 5 you are, presumably, just a hobbyist."
 
2013-03-07 06:51:35 PM  
Amanda smiled.  "With my mouth."
 
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