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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Woman arrested and found to have a loaded gun in her hoo hah. No word if there was any kind of discharge   (kfor.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-07 01:59:00 AM  
23 votes:
She had a revulva.
2013-03-07 02:14:04 AM  
7 votes:
sandrauve.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-07 02:27:53 AM  
6 votes:
She bangs!
2013-03-07 02:14:55 AM  
4 votes:
Vajaykay 47?
2013-03-07 01:52:51 AM  
4 votes:
Ma'am are you carrying any weapons?

Go fish.
2013-03-07 01:44:57 AM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-07 02:49:41 AM  
3 votes:
s2.hubimg.com

Hoo Hah!
2013-03-07 01:59:07 AM  
3 votes:
Was it a C**t 1911?
2013-03-08 04:52:20 PM  
2 votes:
was her boyfriend Pistol Whipped?
2013-03-07 01:09:25 PM  
2 votes:
I tried to get with this woman once, but I was glock-blocked.
2013-03-07 08:10:49 AM  
2 votes:
I"ll bet you can flip a coin in that thing.
2013-03-07 03:07:05 AM  
2 votes:
static.someecards.com
2013-03-07 02:50:40 AM  
2 votes:

ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized. pubicized.

2013-03-07 02:34:53 AM  
2 votes:
I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.
2013-03-07 02:20:07 AM  
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

Obligatory

mbworld.org
Suspected of hiding an entire armory
2013-03-07 01:57:02 AM  
2 votes:
She was carrying Brazilian style.
2013-03-07 01:47:27 AM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure a shot of penicillin won't cure her case of deadly snatch.
2013-03-07 01:29:23 AM  
2 votes:
a twatgun?
2013-03-07 07:03:06 PM  
1 votes:
b.vimeocdn.com


Hoo Hah, got you all in check!
2013-03-07 10:09:21 AM  
1 votes:
And not one single joke about her being a crack shot!
2013-03-07 09:49:59 AM  
1 votes:
Oh.. And never stick your pistol in crazy..
2013-03-07 09:05:27 AM  
1 votes:

fat boy: Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.

Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?

Eat the blueing right off the weapon onto the waffle.


Yeah, you'd want something with a parkerized finish instead of bluing, and probably smothered in cosmoline, if you were going to envaginate it for any length of time.  Break-Free CLP wouldn't cut it.
2013-03-07 08:57:03 AM  
1 votes:

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: "wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris') vagina area."
...
Let me get this straight. A wooden and metal item was sticking out of suspect's urethra


Do you know the difference between a urethra and a vagina, or did you fail health class in Jr. High?




Is that like mouth area is used for brushing. Please cover your foot area, it's cold outside. I really need to trim my fingernail area.

Vagina area? Why not vagina? Urethra is in the vagina area in case you haven't noticed. Really isn't anything else something can stick out of the "vagina area." Especially since the cop didn't notice bags falling out her "ass crack".

How was that not noticed first?

Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area
2013-03-07 08:02:51 AM  
1 votes:
Witnesses reported hearing the sound of muffled gunfire.
2013-03-07 06:30:48 AM  
1 votes:
Did she have a concealed weapons permit?
2013-03-07 04:29:41 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
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2013-03-07 04:22:29 AM  
1 votes:
Well, it could have been worse. She could have been on the rag.
2013-03-07 04:16:17 AM  
1 votes:
"wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris') vagina area."

Area?

"It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks."

What?

Let me get this straight. A wooden and metal item was sticking out of suspect's urethra and then the cop noticed something in the crack of her ass?

Seems legit.
2013-03-07 04:15:00 AM  
1 votes:

illannoyin: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x438]

Obligatory

[mbworld.org image 636x500]
Suspected of hiding an entire armory


Mmm.. Camel toe. Hawt.
2013-03-07 03:33:54 AM  
1 votes:

globalwarmingpraiser: Was there a modified wooden toilet paper holder involved?


Wow..Just..Wow..

She was just going around with her gun in toe..
2013-03-07 02:17:09 AM  
1 votes:
Female kangaroos have pouches. Some women have other baggy parts.
2013-03-07 02:11:36 AM  
1 votes:
Did it smell like she was shooting fish in a barrel?
2013-03-07 02:04:14 AM  
1 votes:

megarian: ...but can he pull the trigger with Kegel skills?


Woah. *she
2013-03-07 02:03:33 AM  
1 votes:
...but can he pull the trigger with Kegel skills?
2013-03-07 01:56:27 AM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x412]


Well...you can. You can, but it's just weird.
2013-03-07 01:07:27 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, a gun nut's fantasy woman.
 
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