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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Woman arrested and found to have a loaded gun in her hoo hah. No word if there was any kind of discharge   (kfor.com) divider line 8
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2013-03-07 01:59:00 AM
2 votes:
She had a revulva.
2013-03-07 10:59:49 AM
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dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area

Seems to me that one could calculate vaginal area rather simply:  It's merely a cylinder with both ends open (excluding the cervix), and a cylinder is merely a rectangle with one edge joined to it's opposite.  If you know the length and the circumference, you can calculate the vagina area quite easily.


I would vertically flip the woman in question, insert a nozzle into her vagina and pump fluid (water, rustoleum, whatever) until she tops off; it would be easiest to measure cervico-vaginal volume in cubic milliliters.  Something for the mythbusters perhaps.
2013-03-07 10:09:21 AM
1 votes:
And not one single joke about her being a crack shot!
2013-03-07 09:03:23 AM
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StoPPeRmobile: Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area


Seems to me that one could calculate vaginal area rather simply:  It's merely a cylinder with both ends open (excluding the cervix), and a cylinder is merely a rectangle with one edge joined to it's opposite.  If you know the length and the circumference, you can calculate the vagina area quite easily.
2013-03-07 06:30:48 AM
1 votes:
Did she have a concealed weapons permit?
2013-03-07 02:40:33 AM
1 votes:

ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.


Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?
2013-03-07 02:14:06 AM
1 votes:
That sounds...uncomfortable.
2013-03-07 01:59:10 AM
1 votes:
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