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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Woman arrested and found to have a loaded gun in her hoo hah. No word if there was any kind of discharge   (kfor.com) divider line 85
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2013-03-07 07:33:46 AM

HBK: She does this so her children are born with a gun in their hand. Like Jesus and Thomas Jefferson always wanted.


Hey, *I* was born with a gun in my hand:

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Mom needed extra stitches because I keep my flints *SHARP*.
 
2013-03-07 07:34:59 AM

Shirley Ujest: Did she have a concealed weapons permit?


I'm sure her concealed weapon *SMELLED* like a permit.
 
2013-03-07 07:52:39 AM

illannoyin: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x438]

Obligatory

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Suspected of hiding an entire armory


What about the "Paris Hilton and the pineapple" episode?
 
2013-03-07 07:54:12 AM
Gerbilpox

Whoa, whoa, what's oblig?
 
2013-03-07 08:01:25 AM

Apos: She had a revulva.


We have a winnar!

/golf clap
 
2013-03-07 08:02:51 AM
Witnesses reported hearing the sound of muffled gunfire.
 
2013-03-07 08:10:49 AM
I"ll bet you can flip a coin in that thing.
 
2013-03-07 08:49:47 AM
Punchline to an old joke: "I dunno, man, but as soon as I find my motorcycle, I'm outta' here! "
 
2013-03-07 08:57:03 AM

Gawdzila: StoPPeRmobile: "wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris') vagina area."
...
Let me get this straight. A wooden and metal item was sticking out of suspect's urethra


Do you know the difference between a urethra and a vagina, or did you fail health class in Jr. High?




Is that like mouth area is used for brushing. Please cover your foot area, it's cold outside. I really need to trim my fingernail area.

Vagina area? Why not vagina? Urethra is in the vagina area in case you haven't noticed. Really isn't anything else something can stick out of the "vagina area." Especially since the cop didn't notice bags falling out her "ass crack".

How was that not noticed first?

Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area
 
2013-03-07 09:01:58 AM

Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.

Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?


Eat the blueing right off the weapon onto the waffle.
 
2013-03-07 09:03:23 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area


Seems to me that one could calculate vaginal area rather simply:  It's merely a cylinder with both ends open (excluding the cervix), and a cylinder is merely a rectangle with one edge joined to it's opposite.  If you know the length and the circumference, you can calculate the vagina area quite easily.
 
2013-03-07 09:05:27 AM

fat boy: Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.

Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?

Eat the blueing right off the weapon onto the waffle.


Yeah, you'd want something with a parkerized finish instead of bluing, and probably smothered in cosmoline, if you were going to envaginate it for any length of time.  Break-Free CLP wouldn't cut it.
 
2013-03-07 09:10:29 AM

dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area

Seems to me that one could calculate vaginal area rather simply:  It's merely a cylinder with both ends open (excluding the cervix), and a cylinder is merely a rectangle with one edge joined to it's opposite.  If you know the length and the circumference, you can calculate the vagina area quite easily.


I think you mean the, cervix area.
 
2013-03-07 09:42:43 AM
Another responsible vagina owner.
 
2013-03-07 09:49:59 AM
Oh.. And never stick your pistol in crazy..
 
2013-03-07 09:56:37 AM
Yeah chrome finish .22 not gonna harm the finish. The wood scales may have been susceptible so that part was left hanging out. Or was that for a faster draw?
 
2013-03-07 10:09:21 AM
And not one single joke about her being a crack shot!
 
2013-03-07 10:43:19 AM

illannoyin: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x438]

Obligatory

[mbworld.org image 636x500]
Suspected of hiding an entire armory


O RLY?
 
2013-03-07 10:47:30 AM
Again? This happened in Ohio a few years ago.
 
2013-03-07 10:59:49 AM

dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area

Seems to me that one could calculate vaginal area rather simply:  It's merely a cylinder with both ends open (excluding the cervix), and a cylinder is merely a rectangle with one edge joined to it's opposite.  If you know the length and the circumference, you can calculate the vagina area quite easily.


I would vertically flip the woman in question, insert a nozzle into her vagina and pump fluid (water, rustoleum, whatever) until she tops off; it would be easiest to measure cervico-vaginal volume in cubic milliliters.  Something for the mythbusters perhaps.
 
2013-03-07 11:37:37 AM
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2013-03-07 12:46:48 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: Was there a modified wooden toilet paper holder involved?


Wow. Just...wow.

The Hogue grips are ribbed for her pleasure.
 
2013-03-07 01:00:45 PM
Five rounds not what they mean by a gang bag.
 
2013-03-07 01:05:33 PM

ayretise: dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area

Seems to me that one could calculate vaginal area rather simply:  It's merely a cylinder with both ends open (excluding the cervix), and a cylinder is merely a rectangle with one edge joined to it's opposite.  If you know the length and the circumference, you can calculate the vagina area quite easily.

I would vertically flip the woman in question, insert a nozzle into her vagina and pump fluid (water, rustoleum, whatever) until she tops off; it would be easiest to measure cervico-vaginal volume in cubic milliliters.  Something for the mythbusters perhaps.


Volume != Area.

For example, a sphere has the minimum surface area for a given volume.  A cylinder has more surface area, given the same volume, but you'd have to account for the protrusion of the cervix into the vaginal area, and you'd also have to seal off the cervical opening so you don't lose fluid draining into the uterus, which would result in an inaccurate measurement.
 
2013-03-07 01:09:25 PM
I tried to get with this woman once, but I was glock-blocked.
 
2013-03-07 01:13:27 PM

dittybopper: ayretise: dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: Story seems dishonest and full of vagina area.

/vagina area

Seems to me that one could calculate vaginal area rather simply:  It's merely a cylinder with both ends open (excluding the cervix), and a cylinder is merely a rectangle with one edge joined to it's opposite.  If you know the length and the circumference, you can calculate the vagina area quite easily.

I would vertically flip the woman in question, insert a nozzle into her vagina and pump fluid (water, rustoleum, whatever) until she tops off; it would be easiest to measure cervico-vaginal volume in cubic milliliters.  Something for the mythbusters perhaps.

Volume != Area.

For example, a sphere has the minimum surface area for a given volume.  A cylinder has more surface area, given the same volume, but you'd have to account for the protrusion of the cervix into the vaginal area, and you'd also have to seal off the cervical opening so you don't lose fluid draining into the uterus, which would result in an inaccurate measurement.


What if she just got back from Jamaica?
 
2013-03-07 01:24:29 PM
 
2013-03-07 02:41:00 PM

dittybopper: fat boy: Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.

Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?

Eat the blueing right off the weapon onto the waffle.

Yeah, you'd want something with a parkerized peckerized finish instead of bluing, and probably smothered in cosmoline, if you were going to envaginate it for any length of time.  Break-Free CLP wouldn't cut it.


Enhanced that for you...
 
2013-03-07 02:41:51 PM
No word if there was any kind of discharge

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2013-03-07 02:49:49 PM

ayretise: Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.

Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?


What do you mean, cringe?
You make a good point.. to be truly mindful of an antique collection she should have enough bacterial vaginosis at any given time to ensure a neutral pH, or else stick to cooking ceviche.


The thought of a rusty gun inside anyone's vagina made mine close up shop in sympathy.  Then what you said about WD40 reminded me of a bad line a guy told me once (something about vagina as his personal hand moisturizer).

Hey, you asked!  No one else to blame.
 
2013-03-07 05:31:08 PM
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2013-03-07 07:03:06 PM
b.vimeocdn.com


Hoo Hah, got you all in check!
 
2013-03-07 07:10:34 PM

Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.

Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?


What do you mean, cringe?
You make a good point.. to be truly mindful of an antique collection she should have enough bacterial vaginosis at any given time to ensure a neutral pH, or else stick to cooking ceviche.

The thought of a rusty gun inside anyone's vagina made mine close up shop in sympathy.  Then what you said about WD40 reminded me of a bad line a guy told me once (something about vagina as his personal hand moisturizer).

Hey, you asked!  No one else to blame.



and to think I only asked hoping to cause more repulsion, I feel guilty and ashamed.
I just have a patent pending on a vaginal holster.

no but if I may wax away for a moment, it's a federal crime for police to even open someone's mail, and the vagina is obviously bigger than a mailbox. no douchebag should charge it for shipping or handling.  as an amazingly flexible,  self-cleaning structure it never fails to invoke awe with its flow of seeping magnetism; it can touch the cervix to activate a wonder-twin power, form a bucket of water and be your superfriend..  so if I had a vagina I would always have something in it; everyone should respect the caliber of the power it can hold.  I truly believe anything that can fit in there should be beyond probing legislation - that to be civilized, a society must let a few squeeze by no matter what drips down from the policy.
 
2013-03-07 08:23:16 PM
You know there IS an easier way...
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2013-03-08 04:52:20 PM
was her boyfriend Pistol Whipped?
 
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