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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Woman arrested and found to have a loaded gun in her hoo hah. No word if there was any kind of discharge   (kfor.com) divider line 85
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2013-03-07 12:24:32 AM  
At least it wasn't a snuke.
 
2013-03-07 01:07:27 AM  
Ah, a gun nut's fantasy woman.
 
2013-03-07 01:29:23 AM  
a twatgun?
 
2013-03-07 01:44:57 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 01:47:27 AM  
I'm pretty sure a shot of penicillin won't cure her case of deadly snatch.
 
2013-03-07 01:52:51 AM  
Ma'am are you carrying any weapons?

Go fish.
 
2013-03-07 01:54:24 AM  

Megaslow: Ma'am are you carrying any weapons?

Go fish.


If it smells like fish, I'd recommend seeing your gynecologist.

Chances are that NSA you had on craigslist was not as drug/disease free as he claimed to be.
 
2013-03-07 01:56:27 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x412]


Well...you can. You can, but it's just weird.
 
2013-03-07 01:56:43 AM  
www.motifake.com
 
2013-03-07 01:57:02 AM  
She was carrying Brazilian style.
 
2013-03-07 01:59:00 AM  
She had a revulva.
 
2013-03-07 01:59:07 AM  
Was it a C**t 1911?
 
2013-03-07 01:59:10 AM  
♪"Ooooooooklahoma where the meth comes raining out your ass!"♬
 
2013-03-07 02:03:33 AM  
...but can he pull the trigger with Kegel skills?
 
2013-03-07 02:03:45 AM  
"...if you'll help me find my keys we'll drive out."
 
2013-03-07 02:04:14 AM  

megarian: ...but can he pull the trigger with Kegel skills?


Woah. *she
 
2013-03-07 02:11:14 AM  
Hhhhhhow do you inspect the holster during arrest/booking?

"Excuse me ma'am, spred 'em....and push." ?
 
2013-03-07 02:11:36 AM  
Did it smell like she was shooting fish in a barrel?
 
2013-03-07 02:12:14 AM  
www.popentertainment.com
 
2013-03-07 02:13:40 AM  

Apos: She had a revulva.


nice.
 
2013-03-07 02:14:04 AM  
sandrauve.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-07 02:14:06 AM  
That sounds...uncomfortable.
 
2013-03-07 02:14:55 AM  
Vajaykay 47?
 
2013-03-07 02:17:09 AM  
Female kangaroos have pouches. Some women have other baggy parts.
 
2013-03-07 02:18:38 AM  
Damn that's a lucky firearm.

All mugshots look bad, especially ones taken at the end of a drug binge culminating in violence. Believe me I know.
Give her a shower, some makeup, and some Valtrex and send her to my chambers.
 
2013-03-07 02:20:07 AM  
pbs.twimg.com

Obligatory

mbworld.org
Suspected of hiding an entire armory
 
2013-03-07 02:27:53 AM  
She bangs!
 
2013-03-07 02:34:53 AM  
I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.
 
2013-03-07 02:40:33 AM  

ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.


Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?
 
2013-03-07 02:49:41 AM  
s2.hubimg.com

Hoo Hah!
 
2013-03-07 02:50:40 AM  

ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized. pubicized.

 
2013-03-07 02:58:01 AM  
Was there a modified wooden toilet paper holder involved?
 
2013-03-07 03:07:05 AM  
static.someecards.com
 
2013-03-07 03:26:39 AM  
www.rccrawler.com
/no comment
 
2013-03-07 03:33:54 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Was there a modified wooden toilet paper holder involved?


Wow..Just..Wow..

She was just going around with her gun in toe..
 
HBK
2013-03-07 03:39:10 AM  
That's why they always called her Harris the Holster.
 
HBK
2013-03-07 03:40:23 AM  
She does this so her children are born with a gun in their hand. Like Jesus and Thomas Jefferson always wanted.
 
2013-03-07 03:42:54 AM  
I just have one question: Was it aimed inward, or outward? Because I feel like Darwin* missed his chance here.

*fictional Darwin avenging spirit is Intellectual property of Galapagos, a wholly owned subsidiary of Evolution Industries
 
2013-03-07 04:15:00 AM  

illannoyin: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x438]

Obligatory

[mbworld.org image 636x500]
Suspected of hiding an entire armory


Mmm.. Camel toe. Hawt.
 
2013-03-07 04:16:17 AM  
"wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris') vagina area."

Area?

"It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks."

What?

Let me get this straight. A wooden and metal item was sticking out of suspect's urethra and then the cop noticed something in the crack of her ass?

Seems legit.
 
2013-03-07 04:21:19 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: "wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris') vagina area."

...
Let me get this straight. A wooden and metal item was sticking out of suspect's urethra



Do you know the difference between a urethra and a vagina, or did you fail health class in Jr. High?
 
2013-03-07 04:22:29 AM  
Well, it could have been worse. She could have been on the rag.
 
2013-03-07 04:29:41 AM  
i.imgur.com
/oblig
 
2013-03-07 05:03:52 AM  
And a new version of bang.
 
2013-03-07 06:12:07 AM  
i.imgur.com

Lady, you're doing this wrong.
 
2013-03-07 06:27:44 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: ayretise: I know nothing of guns, but I've heard the argument that they're penile substitutes. exactly how big is the revolver she had in there? maybe it was rusty and she was just trying to lubricate it with her own feminine WD-40.. I'm sure someone tried doing that at some point in history and the results were insufficiently publicized.

Everything you wrote made me cringe.  Also, the vagina is an acidic environment, which would be bad for a gun yes?



What do you mean, cringe?
You make a good point.. to be truly mindful of an antique collection she should have enough bacterial vaginosis at any given time to ensure a neutral pH, or else stick to cooking ceviche.
 
2013-03-07 06:30:48 AM  
Did she have a concealed weapons permit?
 
2013-03-07 07:00:22 AM  

Shirley Ujest: Did she have a concealed CUNISEALED weapons permit?


FTFY
 
2013-03-07 07:25:59 AM  
I saw this story yesterday morning.  Perfect story for Fark.  I went to work came home and couldn't believe it hadn't been posted.  Something about this state once you go east of I35 and stay south the craziness multiplies.  From what I understood when I read the article, she had the business end up inside and the grip was what officers noticed playing peekaboo.
 
2013-03-07 07:30:20 AM  

Lorelle: Ah, a gun nut's fantasy woman.


As a certified gun nut, let me say:  Uhh, no.  Definitely not.
 
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