Weaver95: i'm kinda pissed off that a librarian would block wiccan websites at all. they're probably the LEAST harmful sites on the 'net. WTF man?
phalamir: fusillade762: The ACLU filed a lawsuit against the Salem Public LibraryBURN THEM!No one was burned in Salem. They hung them
Pribar: "The Salem Public Library will be a reliable resource center and an advocate of intellectual freedom for the community "
SpdrJay: Ah, the southern states...
The Southern Dandy: I happen to be a direct descendant of both the official Minister, and the principal law enforcement officer of the Salem witch trials, so watch your step, heathen farkers!
Somacandra: If you're classifying Amerindian religions as "occult" and you're a librarian, you need a serious punch in the gonads to begin with because there is no possible rational way to attach those two topics together. Quanah Parker and Cornelius Agrippa may have both been carbon-based life forms, but any similarity ends there.
GWSuperfan: Yeah, way to violate not only federal law, but the standards of your governing professional organization, the ALA./Librarian sounds like she needs a swift kick in the coont.
algrant33: You idiots are thinking of the Missouri Compromise.
Aquapope: Krieghund: SpdrJay: Ah, the southern states...Not sure if troll, Alaskan, or bad at geography.Missouri was on the Confederate side (the South). Maybe he meant south politically, not geographically.
LincolnLogolas: By and large, nearly every Wiccan woman I've ever met is bi and large.
Alphax: I heard there were some minor Civil War battles in Missouri, but they may have been entirely locals fighting each other. I sorta remember vising a Civil War battle reenactment at Pilot Knob, Missouri, about a hundred miles south of St. Louis, when I was a teen in the 80's.
Fluorescent Testicle: "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL JESUS."
AverageAmericanGuy: U.S. District Judge E. Richard Webber said Tuesday the library could only block websites labelled "adult image," "pornography," "phishing," "proxy anonymizer," "viruses," or "web chat."Reminds me ofGroup W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the armyafter committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty uglylooking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Fatherrapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! Andthey was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on thebench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanestfather raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to meand said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"And I said, "Littering."
MadCat221: Weaver95: i'm kinda pissed off that a librarian would block wiccan websites at all. they're probably the LEAST harmful sites on the 'net. WTF man?Because it's the religion of the DEVIL, you sick loincloth-wearin' goat-sacrificin' deerhumper!
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