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(NW Florida Daily News)   "Statements from the defendant were not possible as he would only state he loved cocaine and needed more cocaine"   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 55
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2013-03-06 07:46:10 PM
You have to admire a man who knows exactly what he wants.
 
2013-03-06 08:01:27 PM
Set that man free!
 
2013-03-06 08:24:07 PM

NewportBarGuy: Set that man free!


Well, they can't charge him with cocaine possession since he already took it all.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-06 08:24:47 PM
Leonard Rockstein?
 
2013-03-06 08:28:52 PM
IM DOCTOR RAWKSO! THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN.

And I love cocaine.
 
2013-03-06 08:29:41 PM
...hell of a drug...
 
2013-03-06 08:30:08 PM
I dunno what they're talking about. That sure sounds like a statement to me.
 
2013-03-06 08:30:18 PM

hardinparamedic: IM DOCTOR RAWKSO! THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN.

And I love cocaine.


Came for this.

/leaving happy
 
2013-03-06 08:31:53 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-06 08:32:19 PM
Where did the pajama pants come from?
 
2013-03-06 08:33:03 PM
This is basically "Dog bites man".
 
2013-03-06 08:35:17 PM
I hope that was his first time trying cocaine, and he just flipped out. Would love to see this play out to the Benny Hill theme.
 
2013-03-06 08:35:47 PM
Rick James is still alive?
 
2013-03-06 08:37:27 PM
I do coke
so I can work more
so I can make more money
so I can do coke
so I can work more
so I can make more money
so I can do coke...
 
2013-03-06 08:38:47 PM
Nuclear Monk
25.media.tumblr.com
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-03-06 08:42:23 PM
i.chzbgr.com


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-06 08:43:15 PM
i234.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 08:43:33 PM
"I'M TAKIN' OFF MY P-P-P-PAJAAAMAS, BABY!!!"
 
2013-03-06 08:45:30 PM
Well, do you want people to tell the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth or not?
 
2013-03-06 08:46:48 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-06 08:46:53 PM
goldrushdiscovery.files.wordpress.com

(I can't be the only one who noticed his twitchy coke sniffles during their live show.)
 
2013-03-06 08:50:08 PM
"Hey Your Honor, man! Now like my man here says, I've only tried marijuana, man, uh, uh twenty-two times, man. Uh, TWICE, man. Hey yeah man. And I only did acid ten times, man. No, ONCE, man.

Hey, I don't need no marijuana, man. I don't need no acid, man. 'Cause I'm hooked on cocaine."

blogs.citypages.com
 
2013-03-06 08:58:48 PM
Headline of the year?  Fark that - headline of the century!
 
2013-03-06 09:02:55 PM
Fiiiiiiiinally....a cocaine snob thread!
 
2013-03-06 09:06:53 PM

hardinparamedic: IM DOCTOR RAWKSO! THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN.

And I love cocaine.


1. It's Dr. Rockso. 2. This:

2.bp.blogspot.com

3. I always find this on the web somewhere and post it whenever Dr. Rockso comes up, because I made it. It's the only thing like it I've made that actually got used elsewhere. I am proud, like father. A father that does cocaine.
 
2013-03-06 09:09:34 PM
FARK! I AM DISAPPOINT.

www.artfire.com
 
2013-03-06 09:13:33 PM
web.mit.edu
 
2013-03-06 09:14:21 PM

DeathCipris: FARK! I AM DISAPPOINT.

[www.artfire.com image 391x398]


Do tell.
 
2013-03-06 09:16:36 PM

StatelyGreekAutomaton: I dunno what they're talking about. That sure sounds like a statement to me.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-06 09:17:07 PM
cdn2.holytaco.com
/oblig
 
2013-03-06 09:18:36 PM
That guy is getting off light! No public indecency, no assaulting an officer, just resisting without violence.

Hell, if I were a cop I might go easy on a kid who went THAT far by accident.
 
2013-03-06 09:18:39 PM
I must have gotten some really shiatty coke back when I tried it. :-(
 
2013-03-06 09:18:56 PM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-06 09:40:35 PM

Urthel: hardinparamedic: IM DOCTOR RAWKSO! THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN.

And I love cocaine.

Came for this.

/leaving happy


yep
 
2013-03-06 09:57:44 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I must have gotten some really shiatty coke back when I tried it. :-(


Why, because you paid $50 to feel like you drank too much coffee? No - that's what coke is like.
Lame f**king drug.
 
2013-03-06 10:09:30 PM

jso2897: BarkingUnicorn: I must have gotten some really shiatty coke back when I tried it. :-(

Why, because you paid $50 to feel like you drank too much coffee? No - that's what coke is like.
Lame f**king drug.


pretty much this. Its better mixed with opiates, but then what isn't?
 
2013-03-06 10:20:56 PM

schoolbread: jso2897: BarkingUnicorn: I must have gotten some really shiatty coke back when I tried it. :-(

Why, because you paid $50 to feel like you drank too much coffee? No - that's what coke is like.
Lame f**king drug.

pretty much this. Its better mixed with opiates, but then what isn't?


Yep. This.
 
2013-03-06 10:20:59 PM
Rock all day
Sniff that line
Roll that money
No more clowning around for you!
 
2013-03-06 10:23:44 PM

schoolbread: jso2897: BarkingUnicorn: I must have gotten some really shiatty coke back when I tried it. :-(

Why, because you paid $50 to feel like you drank too much coffee? No - that's what coke is like.
Lame f**king drug.

pretty much this. Its better mixed with opiates, but then what isn't?


Air traffic control

/the opiate thing, not the coke thing
 
2013-03-06 10:38:12 PM
I don't like cocaine, but I love how it smells!
 
2013-03-06 10:43:11 PM
I think the most appropriate anecdote about cocaine is that it amplifies your personality. Now if you are an asshole already.....
 
2013-03-06 10:47:21 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
"Eees not enough. Not by a farking long shot."
 
2013-03-06 10:58:17 PM
th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-06 11:08:47 PM
What's that, Judge? Why is my nose bleeding? I-I fell dooooown.....
 
2013-03-06 11:11:36 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-03-06 11:17:17 PM

thorthor: I think the most appropriate anecdote about cocaine is that it amplifies your personality. Now if you are an asshole already.....


It made me more honest... The results were horrifying. You really learn something when you start spewing sh*t you hide deep back in the dark parts of your brain. Once and ONLY once.
 
2013-03-06 11:31:50 PM

cleveoh: Well, do you want people to tell the truth, the whole truth & nothing but the truth or not?


Depends. Am I his attorney, or the prosecutor?
 
2013-03-07 12:21:40 AM
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-07 12:26:18 AM

jtown: (I can't be the only one who noticed his twitchy coke sniffles during their live show.)


Oh fark yes.

/knew I wasn't insane.
 
2013-03-07 04:32:20 AM

Urthel: hardinparamedic: IM DOCTOR RAWKSO! THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN.

And I love cocaine.

Came for this.

/leaving happy


I, as well.
 
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