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(WWL)   The bomb-threat suspect told police, "The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head" w/ mugshot goodness   (wwl.com) divider line 24
    More: Amusing, Plaquemines Parish, Westbank, Shane Kersey, Jefferson Parish, Marrero  
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2013-03-07 01:25:44 AM  
3 votes:
imgsrv.wwl.com


i32.photobucket.com

GIVE ME THE CASHHHHHHHHHHH!
2013-03-07 03:47:23 AM  
2 votes:

TheOther: Why do tinfoil hats keep government alien transmissions out, but don't keep the crazy in?...and don't give me that shiny side vs. matte side bullshiat.


Then you've left me nothing.
2013-03-07 12:17:54 AM  
2 votes:
I miss Bevets :(
2013-03-07 12:00:52 AM  
2 votes:

Curious: either he stole the jacket he is wearing or at some point he had a good job. and decent skills.


Sure he does... working retail.

i.imgur.com
2013-03-07 12:00:04 AM  
2 votes:

RedPhoenix122: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals

The fools, don't they realize it just acts as an antenna to absorb the signals?  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


True, the whole faraday cage thing has to be grounded to be effective. At least, that's what my teeth told me.
2013-03-06 10:57:40 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals


The fools, don't they realize it just acts as an antenna to absorb the signals?  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
2013-03-06 08:50:58 PM  
2 votes:
Vote for Pedro.
2013-03-06 08:26:37 PM  
2 votes:
What's his fark handle?
2013-03-07 08:29:00 AM  
1 votes:
Hasn't anybody ever put tin foil in a microwave? I'd rather my head not burst into flame, thankyouverymuch.
2013-03-07 08:03:50 AM  
1 votes:
www.choosepp.net
2013-03-07 04:47:57 AM  
1 votes:
imgsrv.wwl.com

cdn.crushable.com
2013-03-07 04:19:03 AM  
1 votes:

strangeluck: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x411]

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.



t0.gstatic.com
2013-03-07 01:45:52 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Upon reviewing the numerous recordings left on Fisher High and Marrero Academy's phone answering systems, our investigators were able to determine a phone number from where the calls originated," Fortunato said.

So they checked CallerID.
2013-03-07 01:39:05 AM  
1 votes:

skrame: Won't his head explode?

/That's what happened when I put foil in the microwave
/I'm closer to Sid the Science Kid than Bill Nye the Science Guy


You put tinfoil in the microwave and your head exploded? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
2013-03-07 01:28:21 AM  
1 votes:

strangeluck: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x411]

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.


I don't always herp, but when I herp, I derp.
2013-03-07 12:32:29 AM  
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-03-07 12:03:48 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com


/Obligatory
2013-03-06 11:55:08 PM  
1 votes:
Copper foil is best foil

en.lyet.net
2013-03-06 11:48:10 PM  
1 votes:
What a farking moran.  Everyone knows that you need to ground the foil or it doesn't do anything at all!
2013-03-06 11:43:43 PM  
1 votes:

Philbb: As cliche as it is, I find it comforting to know that these people do exist.

/ aluminum  foil. please.
// if you want to keep the waves out you need to use iron
/// or cobalt
//// or, preferably, platinum, but who can afford that
/// which is "they" keep the price of platinum so high


The more silver hats we can get people to wear, the sooner we can bring down JP Morgan and forestall the one world government!

Also, blah blah Zionism blah blah Kenyan Muslims.
2013-03-06 11:39:14 PM  
1 votes:
"The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head"
Look like he's to late.
2013-03-06 11:37:03 PM  
1 votes:
As cliche as it is, I find it comforting to know that these people do exist.

/ aluminum  foil. please.
// if you want to keep the waves out you need to use iron
/// or cobalt
//// or, preferably, platinum, but who can afford that
/// which is "they" keep the price of platinum so high
2013-03-06 10:32:20 PM  
1 votes:
That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals
2013-03-06 10:14:50 PM  
1 votes:
iamnumberfourfans.com
 
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