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(WWL)   The bomb-threat suspect told police, "The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head" w/ mugshot goodness   (wwl.com) divider line 26
    More: Amusing, Plaquemines Parish, Westbank, Shane Kersey, Jefferson Parish, Marrero  
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2013-03-06 09:48:07 PM
4 votes:
Let us keep making mental health an after thought.
2013-03-07 04:48:05 AM
2 votes:

Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana

alcohol.

FTFY
2013-03-07 12:03:48 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com


/Obligatory
2013-03-06 11:50:36 PM
2 votes:
An actual tinfoil hat. And all this time, I thought it was just an internet meme.
2013-03-06 09:45:57 PM
2 votes:
The microwaves already turned that brain to goo.
2013-03-07 08:03:50 AM
1 votes:
www.choosepp.net
2013-03-07 04:55:35 AM
1 votes:

signaljammer: To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
 MJ took your semi and gave you a colon in return.
Otherwise I couldn't figure why cannabis was owin' an apology.


Semi-colon would also be wrong. A comma would be appropriate.
2013-03-07 04:45:58 AM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: He spoke in the third person?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Approves.
2013-03-07 01:39:05 AM
1 votes:

skrame: Won't his head explode?

/That's what happened when I put foil in the microwave
/I'm closer to Sid the Science Kid than Bill Nye the Science Guy


You put tinfoil in the microwave and your head exploded? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
2013-03-07 01:28:21 AM
1 votes:

strangeluck: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x411]

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.


I don't always herp, but when I herp, I derp.
2013-03-07 12:43:07 AM
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.


That dude started out huffing. And still does. His other shirt says warriors.
2013-03-07 12:39:13 AM
1 votes:

Pivot: 2wolves: Let us keep making mental health an after thought.

I waited to see if there was at least one person who would at least acknowledge your post but yes, this is fark where human beings (at least I hope so) will jump all over you for a grammar error but won't talk about real issues facing society

//cue the welcome to dark pictures


At least half of the population has enough symptoms of NPD or full blown psychopathy to be clinically diagnosed as such. And that's just those two mental illnesses. It would be opening up a can of worms no one wants to accept, let alone deal with. The idea most people are sane is a delusion in itself. One we have to believe in order to not be paranoid.
2013-03-07 12:19:30 AM
1 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: I'd be interested in the back-story of that photo.


The guy was reportedly making fun of tinfoil hatters himself, but that's the only info i've ever come across. If it's even true.

Some guys at MIT once did a study into the effectiveness of tinfoil hats, and found they actually amplify things.
2013-03-07 12:09:00 AM
1 votes:
I never realized this was actually a real thing. The "tinfoil hat" people. They were on this past season of Conspiracy Theory. The notion itself is actually plausible. Sucks for those people.
2013-03-07 12:05:14 AM
1 votes:
I bet he knows what the queers are doing to our soil!
2013-03-07 12:04:39 AM
1 votes:
on the one hand, even the microwave can't keep microwaves in.
On the other, mostly you are only going to get direct damage on your skin, and your eyes.

oh and your nads, you can cook those until they pop-up like cracklins.
2013-03-07 12:00:52 AM
1 votes:

Curious: either he stole the jacket he is wearing or at some point he had a good job. and decent skills.


Sure he does... working retail.

i.imgur.com
2013-03-06 11:55:08 PM
1 votes:
Copper foil is best foil

en.lyet.net
2013-03-06 11:50:05 PM
1 votes:
He spoke in the third person?
2013-03-06 11:48:10 PM
1 votes:
What a farking moran.  Everyone knows that you need to ground the foil or it doesn't do anything at all!
2013-03-06 11:43:13 PM
1 votes:
He gave the police his name and his location...   because they asked.
He's apparently as smart as he looks.
2013-03-06 11:35:28 PM
1 votes:
Dumbass should have gotten one of these RF shielded hats.
2013-03-06 10:57:40 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals


The fools, don't they realize it just acts as an antenna to absorb the signals?  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
2013-03-06 10:32:20 PM
1 votes:
That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals
2013-03-06 10:14:50 PM
1 votes:
iamnumberfourfans.com
2013-03-06 08:50:58 PM
1 votes:
Vote for Pedro.
 
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