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(WWL)   The bomb-threat suspect told police, "The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head" w/ mugshot goodness   (wwl.com) divider line 79
    More: Amusing, Plaquemines Parish, Westbank, Shane Kersey, Jefferson Parish, Marrero  
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2013-03-06 08:26:37 PM
What's his fark handle?
 
2013-03-06 08:50:58 PM
Vote for Pedro.
 
2013-03-06 09:45:57 PM
The microwaves already turned that brain to goo.
 
2013-03-06 09:48:07 PM
Let us keep making mental health an after thought.
 
2013-03-06 10:14:50 PM
iamnumberfourfans.com
 
2013-03-06 10:32:20 PM
That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals
 
2013-03-06 10:57:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals


The fools, don't they realize it just acts as an antenna to absorb the signals?  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2013-03-06 11:35:05 PM

NewportBarGuy: What's his fark handle?

 
2013-03-06 11:35:28 PM
Dumbass should have gotten one of these RF shielded hats.
 
2013-03-06 11:35:32 PM
Clearly, he's not worried about the microwaves affecting his BRAIN...
 
2013-03-06 11:36:47 PM
either he stole the jacket he is wearing or at some point he had a good job. and decent skills.
 
2013-03-06 11:37:03 PM
As cliche as it is, I find it comforting to know that these people do exist.

/ aluminum  foil. please.
// if you want to keep the waves out you need to use iron
/// or cobalt
//// or, preferably, platinum, but who can afford that
/// which is "they" keep the price of platinum so high
 
2013-03-06 11:39:14 PM
"The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head"
Look like he's to late.
 
2013-03-06 11:41:01 PM

Curious: either he stole the jacket he is wearing or at some point he had a good job. and decent skills.


TFA: According to police, Shane Kersey has a very extensive prior criminal history with multiple arrests for Possession of Narcotics, Simple Burglary, Aggravated Battery, Criminal Trespassing, Theft, Illegal Possession of a Weapon, along with numerous traffic related offenses.

He was a petroleum-exploration professional, then. Too bad he got caught.
 
2013-03-06 11:42:25 PM
imgsrv.wwl.com

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.
 
2013-03-06 11:43:13 PM
He gave the police his name and his location...   because they asked.
He's apparently as smart as he looks.
 
2013-03-06 11:43:43 PM

Philbb: As cliche as it is, I find it comforting to know that these people do exist.

/ aluminum  foil. please.
// if you want to keep the waves out you need to use iron
/// or cobalt
//// or, preferably, platinum, but who can afford that
/// which is "they" keep the price of platinum so high


The more silver hats we can get people to wear, the sooner we can bring down JP Morgan and forestall the one world government!

Also, blah blah Zionism blah blah Kenyan Muslims.
 
2013-03-06 11:44:53 PM
Gotta shield your mind from the dark ones.
 
2013-03-06 11:48:10 PM
What a farking moran.  Everyone knows that you need to ground the foil or it doesn't do anything at all!
 
2013-03-06 11:50:05 PM
He spoke in the third person?
 
2013-03-06 11:50:36 PM
An actual tinfoil hat. And all this time, I thought it was just an internet meme.
 
2013-03-06 11:50:50 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: He spoke in the third person?


Came to say "this"
 
2013-03-06 11:55:08 PM
Copper foil is best foil

en.lyet.net
 
2013-03-06 11:56:58 PM

SJKebab: What a farking moran.  Everyone knows that you need to ground the foil or it doesn't do anything at all!


THIS.

germ78: Dumbass should have gotten one of these RF shielded hats.


...and that's why those hats on Amazon are a joke.
 
2013-03-06 11:57:23 PM

LordOfThePings: Copper foil is best foil

[en.lyet.net image 285x215]


nice! that's the way to ground.
 
2013-03-06 11:59:51 PM
It has to be real tin foil, aluminum foil doesnt work as well
 
2013-03-07 12:00:04 AM

RedPhoenix122: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals

The fools, don't they realize it just acts as an antenna to absorb the signals?  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


True, the whole faraday cage thing has to be grounded to be effective. At least, that's what my teeth told me.
 
2013-03-07 12:00:52 AM

Curious: either he stole the jacket he is wearing or at some point he had a good job. and decent skills.


Sure he does... working retail.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 12:03:48 AM
i.imgur.com


/Obligatory
 
2013-03-07 12:03:49 AM

SJKebab: What a farking moran.  Everyone knows that you need to ground the foil or it doesn't do anything at all!


watermarked.heritage-images.com
 
2013-03-07 12:04:39 AM
on the one hand, even the microwave can't keep microwaves in.
On the other, mostly you are only going to get direct damage on your skin, and your eyes.

oh and your nads, you can cook those until they pop-up like cracklins.
 
2013-03-07 12:05:14 AM
I bet he knows what the queers are doing to our soil!
 
2013-03-07 12:06:52 AM

illannoyin: [i.imgur.com image 625x469]

/Obligatory


I'd be interested in the back-story of that photo.
 
2013-03-07 12:09:00 AM
I never realized this was actually a real thing. The "tinfoil hat" people. They were on this past season of Conspiracy Theory. The notion itself is actually plausible. Sucks for those people.
 
2013-03-07 12:12:43 AM
Pretty sure we'll have ball cancer in 20 year from cell phones in our pockets
 
2013-03-07 12:13:41 AM
....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
 
2013-03-07 12:17:54 AM
I miss Bevets :(
 
2013-03-07 12:18:18 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Philbb: As cliche as it is, I find it comforting to know that these people do exist.

/ aluminum  foil. please.
// if you want to keep the waves out you need to use iron
/// or cobalt
//// or, preferably, platinum, but who can afford that
/// which is "they" keep the price of platinum so high

The more silver hats we can get people to wear, the sooner we can bring down JP Morgan and forestall the one world government!

Also, blah blah Zionism blah blah Kenyan Muslims.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-07 12:19:30 AM

JohnAnnArbor: I'd be interested in the back-story of that photo.


The guy was reportedly making fun of tinfoil hatters himself, but that's the only info i've ever come across. If it's even true.

Some guys at MIT once did a study into the effectiveness of tinfoil hats, and found they actually amplify things.
 
2013-03-07 12:26:21 AM

2wolves: Let us keep making mental health an after thought.


I waited to see if there was at least one person who would at least acknowledge your post but yes, this is fark where human beings (at least I hope so) will jump all over you for a grammar error but won't talk about real issues facing society

//cue the welcome to dark pictures
 
2013-03-07 12:29:45 AM
Maybe this guy is really, really smart and on to something big...maybe not.
 
2013-03-07 12:32:29 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-07 12:39:13 AM

Pivot: 2wolves: Let us keep making mental health an after thought.

I waited to see if there was at least one person who would at least acknowledge your post but yes, this is fark where human beings (at least I hope so) will jump all over you for a grammar error but won't talk about real issues facing society

//cue the welcome to dark pictures


At least half of the population has enough symptoms of NPD or full blown psychopathy to be clinically diagnosed as such. And that's just those two mental illnesses. It would be opening up a can of worms no one wants to accept, let alone deal with. The idea most people are sane is a delusion in itself. One we have to believe in order to not be paranoid.
 
2013-03-07 12:43:07 AM

Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.


That dude started out huffing. And still does. His other shirt says warriors.
 
2013-03-07 12:48:02 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure we'll have ball cancer in 20 year from cell phones in our pockets


Yay! I have no balls!
 
2013-03-07 12:55:43 AM

megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure we'll have ball cancer in 20 year from cell phones in our pockets

Yay! I have no balls!


I suspected as much.
 
2013-03-07 01:02:54 AM

ParagonComplex: I never realized this was actually a real thing. The "tinfoil hat" people. They were on this past season of Conspiracy Theory. The notion itself is actually plausible. Sucks for those people.


I had a downstairs neighbour that covered every wall, window and vent in his apartment with foil.  He sent me a 7 page diatribe about the noise I was making (when I wasn't there actually).  It was a classic example of horror vacui: every space was filled with ink.  Little random sonnets of rage he jotted done as they came to him.  He was always taking someone to Landlord/Tenant Court and never showing.  Never me though.  I think he wanted my skull for something.
 
2013-03-07 01:02:56 AM

cantsleep: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure we'll have ball cancer in 20 year from cell phones in our pockets

Yay! I have no balls!

I suspected as much.


I prefer my girls to have no balls.

/girl
//also have no balls
///slashies!
 
2013-03-07 01:06:32 AM
Won't his head explode?

/That's what happened when I put foil in the microwave
/I'm closer to Sid the Science Kid than Bill Nye the Science Guy
 
2013-03-07 01:23:04 AM

His dad is going to be pissed...



www.chud.com
 
2013-03-07 01:25:44 AM
imgsrv.wwl.com


i32.photobucket.com

GIVE ME THE CASHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-03-07 01:28:21 AM

strangeluck: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x411]

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.


I don't always herp, but when I herp, I derp.
 
2013-03-07 01:38:40 AM
www.film.com

Is it just me?
 
2013-03-07 01:39:05 AM

skrame: Won't his head explode?

/That's what happened when I put foil in the microwave
/I'm closer to Sid the Science Kid than Bill Nye the Science Guy


You put tinfoil in the microwave and your head exploded? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
 
2013-03-07 01:45:52 AM
FTFA: "Upon reviewing the numerous recordings left on Fisher High and Marrero Academy's phone answering systems, our investigators were able to determine a phone number from where the calls originated," Fortunato said.

So they checked CallerID.
 
2013-03-07 02:06:02 AM
Why do tinfoil hats keep government alien transmissions out, but don't keep the crazy in?...and don't give me that shiny side vs. matte side bullshiat.
 
2013-03-07 02:30:40 AM

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...
Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.
To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
That dude started out huffing. And still does. His other shirt says warriors.



OH PLEASE - marijuana is what people turn to after their body is ravaged by nodoz and alcohol. people's hearts just stop - all the time - from that sort of abuse. Marijuana is a kindness that makes it less likely your a douche, as foreign as that concept obviously is, for you.

I'm going to guess you watch wrestling. about the right level of intel.
 
2013-03-07 02:31:34 AM
(^^ that was meant for  Ima4nic8or)
 
2013-03-07 03:13:45 AM
I've heard wrapping a pee-soaked shirt around your head works, too.
 
2013-03-07 03:30:30 AM
To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
 MJ took your semi and gave you a colon in return.
Otherwise I couldn't figure why cannabis was owin' an apology.
 
2013-03-07 03:47:23 AM

TheOther: Why do tinfoil hats keep government alien transmissions out, but don't keep the crazy in?...and don't give me that shiny side vs. matte side bullshiat.


Then you've left me nothing.
 
2013-03-07 04:18:43 AM
Brilliant editing there, Lou the editor.  Exactly whose head was this guy protecting by wrapping foil around his own.
 
2013-03-07 04:19:03 AM

strangeluck: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x411]

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.



t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-07 04:19:49 AM

Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana. sugar

 
2013-03-07 04:22:59 AM
imgsrv.wwl.com

I'd say this potato was over-baked.
 
2013-03-07 04:45:58 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: He spoke in the third person?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Approves.
 
2013-03-07 04:47:57 AM
imgsrv.wwl.com

cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-03-07 04:48:05 AM

Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana

alcohol.

FTFY
 
2013-03-07 04:55:35 AM

signaljammer: To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
 MJ took your semi and gave you a colon in return.
Otherwise I couldn't figure why cannabis was owin' an apology.


Semi-colon would also be wrong. A comma would be appropriate.
 
2013-03-07 06:35:42 AM

RedPhoenix122: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals

The fools, don't they realize it just acts as an antenna to absorb the signals?  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


You're wrong.
Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
 
2013-03-07 07:27:39 AM

germ78: Dumbass should have gotten one of these RF shielded hats.


I'd need to see more reviews before I bought that.
 
2013-03-07 08:03:50 AM
www.choosepp.net
 
2013-03-07 08:05:23 AM
Note to self:  If you ever commit a crime, do random crazy shiat like wear tinfoil or smear feces on your face.  That way if you ever get caught, your insanity plea is all lined up.
 
2013-03-07 08:07:51 AM
If you want to get legitimate EMF safety clothing you should go to a site like this:

http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html

at least it won't look like something out of the simpsons
 
2013-03-07 08:25:09 AM
newswatch.nationalgeographic.com

Great great great great ... great grandson, I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-07 08:29:00 AM
Hasn't anybody ever put tin foil in a microwave? I'd rather my head not burst into flame, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-03-07 10:12:09 AM

Pivot: //cue the welcome to dark pictures


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
?
 
2013-03-07 10:57:51 AM

I should be in the kitchen: An actual tinfoil hat. And all this time, I thought it was just an internet meme.


I put on my robe and tinfoil hat...
 
2013-03-07 04:08:51 PM

phrenicmonkey: ParagonComplex: I never realized this was actually a real thing. The "tinfoil hat" people. They were on this past season of Conspiracy Theory. The notion itself is actually plausible. Sucks for those people.

I had a downstairs neighbour that covered every wall, window and vent in his apartment with foil.  He sent me a 7 page diatribe about the noise I was making (when I wasn't there actually).  It was a classic example of horror vacui: every space was filled with ink.  Little random sonnets of rage he jotted done as they came to him.  He was always taking someone to Landlord/Tenant Court and never showing.  Never me though.  I think he wanted my skull for something.


Yikes. He sounds nuttier than a cage full of squirrels. He's the type of person I'd go out of my way to be nice to. Maybe give him a candy bar or something whenever you see him, because when he goes on his rampage he'll look at you, say "Candy Bar Buddy" and let you live. Or maybe he'll take that as a sign that you want him to eat you. Who knows with schizos.
 
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