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(WWL)   The bomb-threat suspect told police, "The foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head" w/ mugshot goodness   (wwl.com) divider line 79
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2013-03-07 01:25:44 AM  
imgsrv.wwl.com


i32.photobucket.com

GIVE ME THE CASHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-03-07 01:28:21 AM  

strangeluck: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x411]

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.


I don't always herp, but when I herp, I derp.
 
2013-03-07 01:38:40 AM  
www.film.com

Is it just me?
 
2013-03-07 01:39:05 AM  

skrame: Won't his head explode?

/That's what happened when I put foil in the microwave
/I'm closer to Sid the Science Kid than Bill Nye the Science Guy


You put tinfoil in the microwave and your head exploded? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
 
2013-03-07 01:45:52 AM  
FTFA: "Upon reviewing the numerous recordings left on Fisher High and Marrero Academy's phone answering systems, our investigators were able to determine a phone number from where the calls originated," Fortunato said.

So they checked CallerID.
 
2013-03-07 02:06:02 AM  
Why do tinfoil hats keep government alien transmissions out, but don't keep the crazy in?...and don't give me that shiny side vs. matte side bullshiat.
 
2013-03-07 02:30:40 AM  

Alex Broughton Butt Chugger: Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...
Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.
To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
That dude started out huffing. And still does. His other shirt says warriors.



OH PLEASE - marijuana is what people turn to after their body is ravaged by nodoz and alcohol. people's hearts just stop - all the time - from that sort of abuse. Marijuana is a kindness that makes it less likely your a douche, as foreign as that concept obviously is, for you.

I'm going to guess you watch wrestling. about the right level of intel.
 
2013-03-07 02:31:34 AM  
(^^ that was meant for  Ima4nic8or)
 
2013-03-07 03:13:45 AM  
I've heard wrapping a pee-soaked shirt around your head works, too.
 
2013-03-07 03:30:30 AM  
To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
 MJ took your semi and gave you a colon in return.
Otherwise I couldn't figure why cannabis was owin' an apology.
 
2013-03-07 03:47:23 AM  

TheOther: Why do tinfoil hats keep government alien transmissions out, but don't keep the crazy in?...and don't give me that shiny side vs. matte side bullshiat.


Then you've left me nothing.
 
2013-03-07 04:18:43 AM  
Brilliant editing there, Lou the editor.  Exactly whose head was this guy protecting by wrapping foil around his own.
 
2013-03-07 04:19:03 AM  

strangeluck: [imgsrv.wwl.com image 590x411]

Oh if I only had the skills to photoshop this, the horrors and perverse joy I would unleash on this pic.



t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-07 04:19:49 AM  

Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana. sugar

 
2013-03-07 04:22:59 AM  
imgsrv.wwl.com

I'd say this potato was over-baked.
 
2013-03-07 04:45:58 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: He spoke in the third person?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Approves.
 
2013-03-07 04:47:57 AM  
imgsrv.wwl.com

cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-03-07 04:48:05 AM  

Ima4nic8or: ....Possession of Narcotics ...

Gee, looking at the picture I never would have suspected that.

To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana

alcohol.

FTFY
 
2013-03-07 04:55:35 AM  

signaljammer: To all the weed apologists on fark: this dude probably started with marijuana.
 MJ took your semi and gave you a colon in return.
Otherwise I couldn't figure why cannabis was owin' an apology.


Semi-colon would also be wrong. A comma would be appropriate.
 
2013-03-07 06:35:42 AM  

RedPhoenix122: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That won't work, you idiot

/you need another layer on the outside of the cap to block microwaves
//just one layer only blocks the VLF submarine signals

The fools, don't they realize it just acts as an antenna to absorb the signals?  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


You're wrong.
Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
 
2013-03-07 07:27:39 AM  

germ78: Dumbass should have gotten one of these RF shielded hats.


I'd need to see more reviews before I bought that.
 
2013-03-07 08:03:50 AM  
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2013-03-07 08:05:23 AM  
Note to self:  If you ever commit a crime, do random crazy shiat like wear tinfoil or smear feces on your face.  That way if you ever get caught, your insanity plea is all lined up.
 
2013-03-07 08:07:51 AM  
If you want to get legitimate EMF safety clothing you should go to a site like this:

http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html

at least it won't look like something out of the simpsons
 
2013-03-07 08:25:09 AM  
newswatch.nationalgeographic.com

Great great great great ... great grandson, I am disappoint.
 
2013-03-07 08:29:00 AM  
Hasn't anybody ever put tin foil in a microwave? I'd rather my head not burst into flame, thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-03-07 10:12:09 AM  

Pivot: //cue the welcome to dark pictures


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?
 
2013-03-07 10:57:51 AM  

I should be in the kitchen: An actual tinfoil hat. And all this time, I thought it was just an internet meme.


I put on my robe and tinfoil hat...
 
2013-03-07 04:08:51 PM  

phrenicmonkey: ParagonComplex: I never realized this was actually a real thing. The "tinfoil hat" people. They were on this past season of Conspiracy Theory. The notion itself is actually plausible. Sucks for those people.

I had a downstairs neighbour that covered every wall, window and vent in his apartment with foil.  He sent me a 7 page diatribe about the noise I was making (when I wasn't there actually).  It was a classic example of horror vacui: every space was filled with ink.  Little random sonnets of rage he jotted done as they came to him.  He was always taking someone to Landlord/Tenant Court and never showing.  Never me though.  I think he wanted my skull for something.


Yikes. He sounds nuttier than a cage full of squirrels. He's the type of person I'd go out of my way to be nice to. Maybe give him a candy bar or something whenever you see him, because when he goes on his rampage he'll look at you, say "Candy Bar Buddy" and let you live. Or maybe he'll take that as a sign that you want him to eat you. Who knows with schizos.
 
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