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(Daily Mail)   You may now kiss the bride........Via Skype   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-03-06 08:29:41 PM
I am still waiting for the USB Blow job accessory. When is that coming out?
 
2013-03-06 09:16:50 PM

cman: I am still waiting for the USB Blow job accessory. When is that coming out?


It stops working after the phrase "man and wife".
 
2013-03-06 09:18:12 PM
Eh, we had people marrying each other by telegraph when it came out.

/actually it made it harder to elope in some cases since news that the couple had run away could get to famous eloping spots before the couple could get there by train to marry
 
2013-03-06 09:20:33 PM
The bachelor parties consists of every guy visiting Spankwire.com at the same time.
 
Rie
2013-03-06 09:21:03 PM
Oh, look. It's another Daily Mail thread.
 
2013-03-06 09:22:41 PM
I won't buy a car online (especially used), I am not about to marry online.  Ordering a bride online is one thing, but see her in person before marrying.
 
2013-03-06 09:22:50 PM
Another fanciful right-wing story laundered through British tabloids. Totally legit, I bet.
 
2013-03-06 09:32:22 PM

cman: I am still waiting for the USB Blow job accessory. When is that coming out?


When they find out that one of the things they have in common is a penis.
 
2013-03-06 09:34:48 PM

cman: I am still waiting for the USB Blow job accessory. When is that coming out?


It's already available in Japan.
 
2013-03-06 09:38:52 PM
Sometimes I think the Daily Mail tells outrageous, exaggerated stories to further some kind of political agenda. Does anyone else get that?
 
2013-03-06 09:38:59 PM
sharetv.org
 
2013-03-06 09:39:55 PM

Rie: Oh, look. It's another Daily Mail thread.


Is the Daily Mail even trying anymore when it comes to making shiat up?
 
2013-03-06 09:41:28 PM

cman: I am still waiting for the USB Blow job accessory. When is that coming out?


Better:  RealTouch (NSFW)
 
2013-03-06 09:43:00 PM
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2013-03-06 09:50:41 PM

LordOfThePings: [sharetv.org image 375x278]


Lt. Col. Henry Blake: I'm a doctor trying to marry a soldier in the middle of a war.
Operator: That's sick.
 
2013-03-06 09:55:14 PM

ATRDCI: actually it made it harder to elope in some cases since news that the couple had run away could get to famous eloping spots before the couple could get there by train to marry


And?  If the couple was of legal age to marry, why would it matter that there was news over the wire that they had "run away"?  And if they were not both of legal age to marry, they should not have been able to even in the absence of such news.
 
2013-03-06 09:56:07 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-06 09:56:45 PM
So when do we get a story about someone Skype-marrying a person who never existed?
 
2013-03-06 10:06:45 PM
I married my daughter's Tickle Me Elmo doll 8 times already.  A lot of foreign women, especially those from the middle east, really love naked guys covered with red fuzz.
 
2013-03-06 10:13:51 PM
British-born Sean Murtagh, 24, and Australian Natalie Mead, 30, said 'I do' using Skype in 2011, after Volcanic ash in Iceland thwarted plans for their London wedding.

That's terrible. She couldn't fly closer and then train/ferry the rest?

/when you've spent that much money...
//maybe you don't have any more...
 
2013-03-06 11:06:23 PM
People have been getting married by telephone for over a hundred years this is not new.
 
2013-03-06 11:28:58 PM
Daily fail is the asshole of "journalism".
 
2013-03-06 11:34:58 PM
Used to be, the English were cool with this

Charles I - Henrietta Maria
 
2013-03-06 11:35:13 PM

thorthor: Daily fail is the asshole of "journalism".


..and buzzfeed is the shiat-smeared taint.
 
2013-03-06 11:37:15 PM
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If Jim Haggerty can skpe in to a funeral, why not a skype wedding?
 
2013-03-06 11:58:40 PM
And people are worried about "teh gays!" making a mockery of marriage?
 
2013-03-07 12:05:47 AM
I think I like this. If the new wife has a big enough dowry, I'll marry her! Extra points for hotness-
 
2013-03-07 12:15:30 AM

Bung_Howdy: I think I like this. If the new wife has a big enough dowry, I'll marry her! Extra points for hotness-


I'm fine as long as she has huge tracts of land.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 02:53:28 AM
This whole thing is retarded.....you don't need to have a wedding to get married in the US.  Getting married is a legal status change, you need to file the appropriate paperwork at the courthouse.

My wife picked up the paperwork.  We signed it at home.  She returned it.

Married.

Skyping or not would have no impact on it.
 
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