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(Daily Mail)   A heavily tattooed and pierced man who goes by the name The Creature says his appearance is so bizarre that even his five-year-old daughter is scared of him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
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2013-03-06 11:50:39 PM  
2 votes:
I can't wait til we start growing cloned body parts on mice for profit.

These freaks will start getting extra penises sewed onto their faces or something.
2013-03-06 09:37:15 PM  
2 votes:
Take your daughter to work day just got a whole lot swallow a lightbulbier.
2013-03-07 10:35:17 AM  
1 votes:

monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.

I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways.


I know, I apologize, I pulled a horrible trick on you.

After all, when someone in a freakshow/gross-out thread suggests you google something with a terrifyingly suggestive name, it's supposed to take you to kitten jpgs and family-friendly Flash animation.

PS google tubgirl
2013-03-07 06:15:43 AM  
1 votes:

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]

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Very effective birh control.
2013-03-07 04:31:24 AM  
1 votes:

Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.


You're missing the point. The point is how does her reaction make HIM feel?
2013-03-07 01:39:57 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-03-07 12:09:42 AM  
1 votes:
hey ladies, joseph  merrick isn't looking to bad huh?
2013-03-07 12:08:10 AM  
1 votes:
I bet it's hilarious trying to watch him go through airport security.
2013-03-06 11:58:51 PM  
1 votes:

Mock26: Is it wrong to want to hijack a crane with a giant electronic magnet on it and try to pick the guy up with it?


The guy has spikes in his head, so I think we can say we dumped the corpse of "right and wrong" in a ditch about 50 miles back.

I'd vote for sneaking up behind him and quickly slipping an MRI machine over his head, myself.
2013-03-06 11:37:50 PM  
1 votes:
Glitchwerks:
Called the "Fishmaul."

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Well, I know one thing he can't do for his woman.  Although it would make dental care so much easier.  He probably never hears his dentist ask him to open wider, instead 'can you remove the disc, please?'.
2013-03-06 11:36:17 PM  
1 votes:
The whole tat-and-pierce-the-shiat-out-of-yourself thing is at least a couple of decades old now. Why is this news?

/hundred of little crotchfruits probably already scared by now
2013-03-06 11:31:59 PM  
1 votes:
Freak show? This is just every day life in parts of the U.S.
2013-03-06 11:31:04 PM  
1 votes:

lack of warmth: [content.animalnewyork.com image 306x481]
I always wonder about people like this.  I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old.  Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.  He'll scare himself in the mirror.  I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows.  I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.


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Called the "Fishmaul."

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2013-03-06 11:29:46 PM  
1 votes:

MrEricSir: Yeah, because it takes a hell of a lot to scare 5 year old girls.


Not really. Just a ten dollar trench coat from Goodwill.

Or so I've heard.
2013-03-06 11:29:12 PM  
1 votes:
Dibbs on the midget
2013-03-06 09:50:40 PM  
1 votes:
content.animalnewyork.com
I always wonder about people like this.  I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old.  Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.  He'll scare himself in the mirror.  I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows.  I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.
2013-03-06 08:59:08 PM  
1 votes:
"Mom, dad, can you come into the living room?  I'd like you to meet my new friend Mark."
2013-03-06 08:56:42 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe this guy could adopt the timid daughter:

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2013-03-06 08:22:20 PM  
1 votes:
Is he black or just THAT tattooed?
2013-03-06 08:17:32 PM  
1 votes:
I scare children all the time, without any mods. I just trigger that "I'm about to be eaten" response.
 
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