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(Daily Mail)   A heavily tattooed and pierced man who goes by the name The Creature says his appearance is so bizarre that even his five-year-old daughter is scared of him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2013-03-06 08:17:32 PM  
I scare children all the time, without any mods. I just trigger that "I'm about to be eaten" response.
 
2013-03-06 08:22:20 PM  
Is he black or just THAT tattooed?
 
2013-03-06 08:56:42 PM  
Maybe this guy could adopt the timid daughter:

content.animalnewyork.com
 
2013-03-06 08:59:08 PM  
"Mom, dad, can you come into the living room?  I'd like you to meet my new friend Mark."
 
2013-03-06 09:20:15 PM  
He performs at the Venice Beach Freakshow which has been turned into a reality series coming soon to AMC.
 
Sigh, I guess with Honey Boo Boo being so popular even more freak shows coming to television shouldn't be too surprising.  Pitiful, pathetic, & pandering but not surprising.
 
2013-03-06 09:37:15 PM  
Take your daughter to work day just got a whole lot swallow a lightbulbier.
 
2013-03-06 09:50:40 PM  
content.animalnewyork.com
I always wonder about people like this.  I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old.  Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.  He'll scare himself in the mirror.  I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows.  I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.
 
2013-03-06 11:25:25 PM  
Yeah, because it takes a hell of a lot to scare 5 year old girls.
 
2013-03-06 11:29:12 PM  
Dibbs on the midget
 
2013-03-06 11:29:46 PM  

MrEricSir: Yeah, because it takes a hell of a lot to scare 5 year old girls.


Not really. Just a ten dollar trench coat from Goodwill.

Or so I've heard.
 
2013-03-06 11:29:50 PM  
Without feeling the needle feels like I'm losing my purpose in life,' he said in the promo video for the the reality series Freakshow....The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

Well, it's good to know you've got your priorities straight there, bud. Better to be heavily pierced and have a scared daughter than stable family relations, I guess.
 
2013-03-06 11:30:11 PM  

MrEricSir: Yeah, because it takes a hell of a lot to scare 5 year old girls.



True, I remember once about that age my daughter freaked out one morning when I came into her room having shaved my head after she had gone to bed
 
2013-03-06 11:31:04 PM  

lack of warmth: [content.animalnewyork.com image 306x481]
I always wonder about people like this.  I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old.  Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.  He'll scare himself in the mirror.  I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows.  I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Called the "Fishmaul."

...
 
2013-03-06 11:31:59 PM  
Freak show? This is just every day life in parts of the U.S.
 
2013-03-06 11:34:12 PM  
Face piercings like this make a statement - especially when you sneeze.   I've talked to a couple people who concentrate on face tats and piercings, and a couple of them said they did it so they would never have to work.  I bet there are more who won't admit it...   But, unless there is a "reason," like that, I suspect it's some form of mental illness.  That is, not a tat or two, but a complete cover-up, and a hardware facial.  Didn't that "Cat man" kill himself?
 
2013-03-06 11:34:58 PM  

Glitchwerks: lack of warmth: [content.animalnewyork.com image 306x481]
I always wonder about people like this.  I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old.  Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.  He'll scare himself in the mirror.  I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows.  I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.



Called the "Fishmaul."

...


Dafuq?
 
2013-03-06 11:36:17 PM  
The whole tat-and-pierce-the-shiat-out-of-yourself thing is at least a couple of decades old now. Why is this news?

/hundred of little crotchfruits probably already scared by now
 
2013-03-06 11:37:50 PM  
Glitchwerks:
Called the "Fishmaul."

...


Well, I know one thing he can't do for his woman.  Although it would make dental care so much easier.  He probably never hears his dentist ask him to open wider, instead 'can you remove the disc, please?'.
 
2013-03-06 11:37:50 PM  
Unimpressed, having laid the way over 40 years ago...
www.bmoviecast.com
 
2013-03-06 11:39:15 PM  
www.freecodesource.com
 
2013-03-06 11:39:48 PM  

Glitchwerks: Called the "Fishmaul."


Not really any worse than Michael Jackson or Joan Rivers.
 
2013-03-06 11:40:08 PM  
I have fond memories of my handsome dad, when I was a child. I could see myself in his expressive face. If he'd looked like a monster due to injury or a birth defect, I don't doubt I'd feel the same way. This guy chose to become a monster. That little girl is kind of robbed of seeing what her daddy really looks like. If I passed him on the street I'd be cool and try not to be rude and judgemental but damn, dude, any negative attention he's pretty much asking for.
 
2013-03-06 11:40:26 PM  

zerkalo: [www.freecodesource.com image 300x299]


What makes them freaks is their lack of tats.
 
2013-03-06 11:41:19 PM  

b0rg9: The whole tat-and-pierce-the-shiat-out-of-yourself thing is at least a couple of decades old now. Why is this news?


Yeah, the whole Modern Primitive thing is SO 1989.

www.researchpubs.com
 
2013-03-06 11:41:53 PM  
TV shows have lost their luster in the race downhill. These are your neighbors, admire them!

img2-2.timeinc.net
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-06 11:42:57 PM  

GeneralJim: Face piercings like this make a statement - especially when you sneeze.   I've talked to a couple people who concentrate on face tats and piercings, and a couple of them said they did it so they would never have to work.  I bet there are more who won't admit it...   But, unless there is a "reason," like that, I suspect it's some form of mental illness.  That is, not a tat or two, but a complete cover-up, and a hardware facial.  Didn't that "Cat man" kill himself?


Yes, Nov 5, 2012 Tonopah, Nevada. Age 54.

/Googled that for me.
 
2013-03-06 11:45:12 PM  
I remember when "edgy" was shaving your head in 1973.
 
2013-03-06 11:47:59 PM  
Hilarious. He has an entire hardware store stapled/screwed/drilled into his visage. But still he's wearing those unremarkable glasses in a totally conventional way, on his nose and ears. He almost looks too softcore for a crossbeam from temple to temple.
 
2013-03-06 11:50:22 PM  

tb tibbles: I remember when "edgy" was shaving your head in 1973.


i.imgur.com

yes
 
2013-03-06 11:50:39 PM  
I can't wait til we start growing cloned body parts on mice for profit.

These freaks will start getting extra penises sewed onto their faces or something.
 
2013-03-06 11:51:40 PM  
Is it wrong to want to hijack a crane with a giant electronic magnet on it and try to pick the guy up with it?
 
2013-03-06 11:55:20 PM  

Mock26: Is it wrong to want to hijack a crane with a giant electronic magnet on it and try to pick the guy up with it?


That's probably episode 2 of the show
 
2013-03-06 11:56:28 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 11:58:51 PM  

Mock26: Is it wrong to want to hijack a crane with a giant electronic magnet on it and try to pick the guy up with it?


The guy has spikes in his head, so I think we can say we dumped the corpse of "right and wrong" in a ditch about 50 miles back.

I'd vote for sneaking up behind him and quickly slipping an MRI machine over his head, myself.
 
2013-03-06 11:59:56 PM  
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Twelve milkmen IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like there's one milkman too many, AMC!
 
2013-03-07 12:00:23 AM  

Hack Patooey: MrEricSir: Yeah, because it takes a hell of a lot to scare 5 year old girls.

Not really. Just a ten dollar trench coat from Goodwill.

Or so I've heard.


All I need to do is slip on my Jimmy Savile mask.
 
2013-03-07 12:01:12 AM  
BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.
 
2013-03-07 12:02:15 AM  

Digitalstrange: Mock26: Is it wrong to want to hijack a crane with a giant electronic magnet on it and try to pick the guy up with it?

That's probably episode 2 of the show


4.bp.blogspot.com
Were you expecting Shakespeare?
 
2013-03-07 12:04:32 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Mock26: Is it wrong to want to hijack a crane with a giant electronic magnet on it and try to pick the guy up with it?

The guy has spikes in his head, so I think we can say we dumped the corpse of "right and wrong" in a ditch about 50 miles back.

I'd vote for sneaking up behind him and quickly slipping an MRI machine over his head, myself.


OK, that's some funny right there.
 
2013-03-07 12:04:41 AM  
Meh....

I saw Honeysuckle Divine when I was 13, nothing surprises me.
 
2013-03-07 12:08:08 AM  

lack of warmth: Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.


I guess I figure people like that die relatively young. They never seem happy.
 
2013-03-07 12:08:10 AM  
I bet it's hilarious trying to watch him go through airport security.
 
2013-03-07 12:09:42 AM  
hey ladies, joseph  merrick isn't looking to bad huh?
 
2013-03-07 12:13:21 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Sometimes you have to just listen and enjoy The Creatures

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x298]

/plus they always seem damn horny in these album covers
//till they got divorced...
///I really, really, really miss Siouxsie and the Banshees!


Me too.  I saw The Creatures when they toured for their '89 album Boomerang (and Siouxsie a few other times)  I was sad when I heard that relationship/partnership ended, it was such an inspired one.

That being said, there is a difference between a few tattoos and piercings, and whatever the hell this is.
 
2013-03-07 12:19:11 AM  
How does he go to the bathroom with all that shiat on?
 
2013-03-07 12:21:53 AM  
what a freak!
 
2013-03-07 12:31:31 AM  
The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.
 
2013-03-07 12:41:26 AM  
I wonder how many of these freak shows who aren't in freak shows are collecting SSI disability because they can't work or find a job?
 
2013-03-07 01:08:25 AM  

HighZoolander: How does he go to the bathroom with all that shiat on?


Something like this, i assume:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-07 01:17:19 AM  
Self mutilation.

...that is all....
 
2013-03-07 01:39:57 AM  
i15.photobucket.com

i15.photobucket.com

i15.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-07 01:54:58 AM  

Glitchwerks: lack of warmth: [content.animalnewyork.com image 306x481]
I always wonder about people like this.  I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old.  Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.  He'll scare himself in the mirror.  I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows.  I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x303]

Called the "Fishmaul."

...


The best part of this one is the guy doesn't even really look that much like a freakshow, especially the image of him in the hoodie.  It just looks like you walked up to any old dbag on the street and squished his cheeks together.

/armchair psychologist
I've always thought people like this are either very insecure deep down or feel like such outsiders that they do this to themselves to provoke a deliberate reaction from others, which then allows them to use that reaction to validate the feeling of insecurity or not belonging or whatever.  Put it out there in the most bold way possible as a way of pretending it doesn't exist, as it were.  I'm sure this isn't true of all of them, but there has to be something going on with extreme cases like this.
/armchair psychologist
 
2013-03-07 02:15:11 AM  
his daughter is probably just terrified of her own newly discovered patricidal cannibalistic urges, since his face looks like a kid's breakfast cereal.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
Ral
2013-03-07 02:57:50 AM  

Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.


He's got at least two baby-mommas.  He doesn't strike me as the responsible, stable family man type.  And I agree that when done to this extreme, this is a mental illness that has something to do with either attention-whoring or misanthropy.
 
2013-03-07 03:10:31 AM  

freetomato: I have fond memories of my handsome dad, when I was a child. I could see myself in his expressive face. If he'd looked like a monster due to injury or a birth defect, I don't doubt I'd feel the same way. This guy chose to become a monster. That little girl is kind of robbed of seeing what her daddy really looks like. If I passed him on the street I'd be cool and try not to be rude and judgemental but damn, dude, any negative attention he's pretty much asking for.


Maybe that's why she's scared? She thinks that's his natural look and she's like "Oh sh*t, I'm going to be a freak when I grow up!"
 
2013-03-07 03:15:26 AM  
Anyone who has dermal punches or a handful of large holes in their face are gonna be lookin pretty awful when they have to remove the jewelry for medical reasons like an MRI or whatnot.

Also, my friends and I all have a couple facial piercings or stretched lobes and we noticed that the dead skin that gathers around the jewelry smells RANCID if it happens to build up. Can you imagine what these freak-shows' pierced holes must smell like after maybe an incident where they don't shower for 3 or more days.

Gag.
 
2013-03-07 03:59:26 AM  

ayretise: his daughter is probably just terrified of her own newly discovered patricidal cannibalistic urges, since his face looks like a kid's breakfast cereal.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x685]


What is under his nose? My first thought is "he looks pretty level headed to me."
 
2013-03-07 04:31:24 AM  

Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.


You're missing the point. The point is how does her reaction make HIM feel?
 
2013-03-07 05:07:08 AM  

Bung_Howdy: Unimpressed, having laid the way over 40 years ago...
[www.bmoviecast.com image 350x226]


Those are not tattoos;  THEY ARE SKIN ILLUSTRATIONS!!!!
 
2013-03-07 06:15:43 AM  

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]

img.photobucket.com

Very effective birh control.
 
2013-03-07 06:19:52 AM  
Yay freakshows, the original attention whores & brony types.

/nope, I cut the cord specifically because of all the paper thing attention whoring tv shows
 
2013-03-07 06:45:12 AM  
How the hell do these people get medical procedures like an MRI or something? For example, each time I've had surgery, you were allowed no jewelry whatsoever.
 
2013-03-07 07:22:32 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Maybe this guy could adopt the timid daughter:


All that money on body modification and he couldn't spring for contacts or LASIK surgery?
 
2013-03-07 08:27:59 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.

You're missing the point. The point is how does her reaction make HIM feel?


THIS.
 
2013-03-07 09:24:01 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Fark Yeah!
 
2013-03-07 10:12:15 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.


You sonofabeyotch. Oww, oww, oww; holy shiat. Oh- and the obligatory dafuq? I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways. Now I am scarred for life.

meowcheese.com
 
2013-03-07 10:25:26 AM  

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]


Oh, come on, that one is clearly an alien of some sort!

/Even Captain Kirk wouldn't hit it...
//Riker might, though...
 
2013-03-07 10:33:19 AM  

wambu: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]
[img.photobucket.com image 296x410]

Very effective birh control.


I seen this chick on Taboo.  She has a Law degree and was smoking hot prior to the AW meltdown.
 
2013-03-07 10:35:17 AM  

monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.

I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways.


I know, I apologize, I pulled a horrible trick on you.

After all, when someone in a freakshow/gross-out thread suggests you google something with a terrifyingly suggestive name, it's supposed to take you to kitten jpgs and family-friendly Flash animation.

PS google tubgirl
 
2013-03-07 10:43:00 AM  
thisisnotthatblog.com
 
2013-03-07 10:49:50 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.

I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways.

I know, I apologize, I pulled a horrible trick on you.

After all, when someone in a freakshow/gross-out thread suggests you google something with a terrifyingly suggestive name, it's supposed to take you to kitten jpgs and family-friendly Flash animation.

PS google tubgirl


No, no. I take complete responsibility for my actions. It just never entered my mind that a man could do such a thing to his own genitals.

Tubgirl is nasty
Lemonparty a fright
Goatse will haunt your dreams every night
But if you want to see something
That will kill your erection
Fire up Google and find
Genital Bisection
 
2013-03-07 11:00:18 AM  
What is truly terrifying is the fact that he even has a 5 year old kid means that somewhere, sometime, a woman actually had unprotected sex with this thing.

"i.dailymail.co.uk

Her momma must be so proud of her little princess.  Yeup.
 
2013-03-07 11:09:10 AM  

monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.

You sonofabeyotch. Oww, oww, oww; holy shiat. Oh- and the obligatory dafuq? I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways. Now I am scarred for life.

[meowcheese.com image 500x281]


There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...
Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!
 
2013-03-07 11:12:10 AM  

NephilimNexus: What is truly terrifying is the fact that he even has a 5 year old kid means that somewhere, sometime, a woman actually had unprotected sex with this thing.  "[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]  Her momma must be so proud of her little princess.  Yeup.



You don't know, he might be nice.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

I'm Nigel, I'm nice.
 
2013-03-07 12:13:17 PM  

NephilimNexus: What is truly terrifying is the fact that he even has a 5 year old kid means that somewhere, sometime, a woman actually had unprotected sex with this thing.


If I were his girlfriend I'd definitely skip the foreplay.
 
2013-03-07 12:43:03 PM  
Self-loathing + Attention-whoring = This
 
2013-03-07 02:45:04 PM  
Oh please. He has a "Where the Wild Things Are" tattoo on his right shoulder. Kids love that stuff.
 
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