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(Daily Mail)   A heavily tattooed and pierced man who goes by the name The Creature says his appearance is so bizarre that even his five-year-old daughter is scared of him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2013-03-07 01:39:57 AM
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2013-03-07 01:54:58 AM

Glitchwerks: lack of warmth: [content.animalnewyork.com image 306x481]
I always wonder about people like this.  I get they enjoy this kind of stuff now, but years down the road those huge holes in their heads will have to get old.  Imagine this guy 40 years later turning senile.  He'll scare himself in the mirror.  I have a coworker that has already got tired of my asking him if hears whistling noises when the wind blows.  I would hate to see this guy when he has a head cold.

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Called the "Fishmaul."

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The best part of this one is the guy doesn't even really look that much like a freakshow, especially the image of him in the hoodie.  It just looks like you walked up to any old dbag on the street and squished his cheeks together.

/armchair psychologist
I've always thought people like this are either very insecure deep down or feel like such outsiders that they do this to themselves to provoke a deliberate reaction from others, which then allows them to use that reaction to validate the feeling of insecurity or not belonging or whatever.  Put it out there in the most bold way possible as a way of pretending it doesn't exist, as it were.  I'm sure this isn't true of all of them, but there has to be something going on with extreme cases like this.
/armchair psychologist
 
2013-03-07 02:15:11 AM
his daughter is probably just terrified of her own newly discovered patricidal cannibalistic urges, since his face looks like a kid's breakfast cereal.

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Ral
2013-03-07 02:57:50 AM

Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.


He's got at least two baby-mommas.  He doesn't strike me as the responsible, stable family man type.  And I agree that when done to this extreme, this is a mental illness that has something to do with either attention-whoring or misanthropy.
 
2013-03-07 03:10:31 AM

freetomato: I have fond memories of my handsome dad, when I was a child. I could see myself in his expressive face. If he'd looked like a monster due to injury or a birth defect, I don't doubt I'd feel the same way. This guy chose to become a monster. That little girl is kind of robbed of seeing what her daddy really looks like. If I passed him on the street I'd be cool and try not to be rude and judgemental but damn, dude, any negative attention he's pretty much asking for.


Maybe that's why she's scared? She thinks that's his natural look and she's like "Oh sh*t, I'm going to be a freak when I grow up!"
 
2013-03-07 03:15:26 AM
Anyone who has dermal punches or a handful of large holes in their face are gonna be lookin pretty awful when they have to remove the jewelry for medical reasons like an MRI or whatnot.

Also, my friends and I all have a couple facial piercings or stretched lobes and we noticed that the dead skin that gathers around the jewelry smells RANCID if it happens to build up. Can you imagine what these freak-shows' pierced holes must smell like after maybe an incident where they don't shower for 3 or more days.

Gag.
 
2013-03-07 03:59:26 AM

ayretise: his daughter is probably just terrified of her own newly discovered patricidal cannibalistic urges, since his face looks like a kid's breakfast cereal.

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What is under his nose? My first thought is "he looks pretty level headed to me."
 
2013-03-07 04:31:24 AM

Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.


You're missing the point. The point is how does her reaction make HIM feel?
 
2013-03-07 05:07:08 AM

Bung_Howdy: Unimpressed, having laid the way over 40 years ago...
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Those are not tattoos;  THEY ARE SKIN ILLUSTRATIONS!!!!
 
2013-03-07 06:15:43 AM

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]

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Very effective birh control.
 
2013-03-07 06:19:52 AM
Yay freakshows, the original attention whores & brony types.

/nope, I cut the cord specifically because of all the paper thing attention whoring tv shows
 
2013-03-07 06:45:12 AM
How the hell do these people get medical procedures like an MRI or something? For example, each time I've had surgery, you were allowed no jewelry whatsoever.
 
2013-03-07 07:22:32 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Maybe this guy could adopt the timid daughter:


All that money on body modification and he couldn't spring for contacts or LASIK surgery?
 
2013-03-07 08:27:59 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mega Steve: The few times he has seen his daughter he said she was scared of him.

So...what? He's only seen his 5 year old daughter a handful of times since he went and farked up his face? Good parenting.

You're missing the point. The point is how does her reaction make HIM feel?


THIS.
 
2013-03-07 09:24:01 AM
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Fark Yeah!
 
2013-03-07 10:12:15 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.


You sonofabeyotch. Oww, oww, oww; holy shiat. Oh- and the obligatory dafuq? I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways. Now I am scarred for life.

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2013-03-07 10:25:26 AM

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]


Oh, come on, that one is clearly an alien of some sort!

/Even Captain Kirk wouldn't hit it...
//Riker might, though...
 
2013-03-07 10:33:19 AM

wambu: Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 296x410]
[img.photobucket.com image 296x410]

Very effective birh control.


I seen this chick on Taboo.  She has a Law degree and was smoking hot prior to the AW meltdown.
 
2013-03-07 10:35:17 AM

monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.

I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways.


I know, I apologize, I pulled a horrible trick on you.

After all, when someone in a freakshow/gross-out thread suggests you google something with a terrifyingly suggestive name, it's supposed to take you to kitten jpgs and family-friendly Flash animation.

PS google tubgirl
 
2013-03-07 10:43:00 AM
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2013-03-07 10:49:50 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.

I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways.

I know, I apologize, I pulled a horrible trick on you.

After all, when someone in a freakshow/gross-out thread suggests you google something with a terrifyingly suggestive name, it's supposed to take you to kitten jpgs and family-friendly Flash animation.

PS google tubgirl


No, no. I take complete responsibility for my actions. It just never entered my mind that a man could do such a thing to his own genitals.

Tubgirl is nasty
Lemonparty a fright
Goatse will haunt your dreams every night
But if you want to see something
That will kill your erection
Fire up Google and find
Genital Bisection
 
2013-03-07 11:00:18 AM
What is truly terrifying is the fact that he even has a 5 year old kid means that somewhere, sometime, a woman actually had unprotected sex with this thing.

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Her momma must be so proud of her little princess.  Yeup.
 
2013-03-07 11:09:10 AM

monkey_licker: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: BTW I'll just throw out "if you think that's bad, Google genital bisection" and leave this thread never to return.

You sonofabeyotch. Oww, oww, oww; holy shiat. Oh- and the obligatory dafuq? I should know better but I frickin' googled it anyways. Now I am scarred for life.

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There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...
Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!
 
2013-03-07 11:12:10 AM

NephilimNexus: What is truly terrifying is the fact that he even has a 5 year old kid means that somewhere, sometime, a woman actually had unprotected sex with this thing.  "[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x421]  Her momma must be so proud of her little princess.  Yeup.



You don't know, he might be nice.

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I'm Nigel, I'm nice.
 
2013-03-07 12:13:17 PM

NephilimNexus: What is truly terrifying is the fact that he even has a 5 year old kid means that somewhere, sometime, a woman actually had unprotected sex with this thing.


If I were his girlfriend I'd definitely skip the foreplay.
 
2013-03-07 12:43:03 PM
Self-loathing + Attention-whoring = This
 
2013-03-07 02:45:04 PM
Oh please. He has a "Where the Wild Things Are" tattoo on his right shoulder. Kids love that stuff.
 
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