RedPhoenix122: Vogons are now working for Southwest Airlines?
sethstorm: Not surprised given this is from the same airline that brings you seat gambling and higher prices.
DrVoice: And a little bit of my faith in humanity.
AliceBToklasLives: Amateurs. I once lost my cell phone on the Greyhound and they actually found it, contacted me, shipped it to the weird gas station that doubled as a Greyhound station in my podunk town, where I picked it up./yes, it was a Festivus miracle
gingerjet: sethstorm: Not surprised given this is from the same airline that brings you seat gambling and higher prices.[www.troll.me image 552x460]
gingerjet: DrVoice: And a little bit of my faith in humanity.Based on where I now live - Southwest is really the only option for direct flights to most places. I find myself not hating flying again.
sethstorm: gingerjet: DrVoice: And a little bit of my faith in humanity.Based on where I now live - Southwest is really the only option for direct flights to most places. I find myself not hating flying again.Except for the checkin roulette, nonstandard destinations, and that you're still paying for those extra bags with prices well above the rest./Why yes, I don't fly Southwest//Or Delta (after screwing with Northwest's employees wrt labor relations)///No problems with flying American
Pentaxian: How does SWA compare with Jet Blue? For me Jet Blue seemingly goes everywhere I need to go but I am open to change if SWA is better, cheaper.
Texas Gabe: All least they were trying to be original, unlike subby.
wildcardjack: So they've changed their policy of sending everything from lost and found over to Salvaton Army and claiming a tax deduction.Think I'm kidding? I got a thank you note from the University of Chicago for returning a book I found at Salvation Army AND IT WASN'T EVEN OVER DUE YET.
clear_prop: Southwest has peanuts and seat roulette.
Happy Hours: clear_prop: Southwest has peanuts and seat roulette.First of all, peanuts make for a great snack. I've flown a LOT of miles and most other airlines don't even give you peanuts. Pro-tip: Bring your own goddammed snacks.Secondly, their "seat roulette" is a feature I like. You get to the airport on time and you get a good seat. Did American Airlines ever guarantee me a good seat choice? No, not even when I hit 50,000 miles in one year and attained platinum status When I did hit platinum I was usually able to get an aisle seat, but only usually. I'd rather fly Southwest.My ONLY complaint about Southwest is when they started assigning boarding groups by allowing you to check in online 24 hours in advance. Hey, I got to the airport 2 hours before departure, I should be in the first boarding group. So yeah, I started checking in online too, but it still means I board at the same time some asshat shows up 5 minutes before departure.Still, SWA is the only airline I like. I hate every other airline and I've never heard anyone say anything good about any other airline that is based in the US. SWA is also one of the few airlines that manages to turn a profit quarter after quarter. Most of the others seem designed to lose money and beg the government for money.
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