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(WINK Fort Myers)   It's safe to assume anyone who tattoos open eyes onto his eyelids is likely up to no good   (winknews.com) divider line 75
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2013-03-06 05:47:41 PM  

THX 1138: skullkrusher: am I the only one who thinks that's just a artifact of the picture and his eyes are actually open in that pic?

Kinda looks as if it was a long exposure (half second shutter time or so), and he blinked during it.


right. iPhone camera does stuff like this a lot with HDR turned on. The composite pic looks farked up a good bit of the time
 
2013-03-06 05:55:16 PM  
How fitting that this story is being reported by WINK News.
 
2013-03-06 05:55:23 PM  

Quaker: [www.oocities.org image 600x190]


That was my first thought, too. Darn you to heck.

<shakes tiny fist>
 
2013-03-06 05:55:44 PM  
Came here just to see if Strange Wilderness was referenced.  Thanks, Markoff_Cheney.

/It is the most bizarre movie I had ever seen.  The first thirty minutes, I had never laughed so hard at a movie in my life.  After that, I cringed straight through.
//I'd recommend getting it at your local library (so you won't have to pay for it), and stopping the movie once the turkey appears onscreen.  It's all downhill from there.
 
2013-03-06 05:59:46 PM  
What hump?
images.wikia.com
 
2013-03-06 06:07:13 PM  

skullkrusher: right. iPhone camera does stuff like this a lot with HDR turned on. The composite pic looks farked up a good bit of the time


Another indication that HDR is an abomination unto the Lord.
 
2013-03-06 06:10:07 PM  

THX 1138: skullkrusher: am I the only one who thinks that's just a artifact of the picture and his eyes are actually open in that pic?

Kinda looks as if it was a long exposure (half second shutter time or so), and he blinked during it.


That's what I was thinking, too. I don't think it is a tattoo.
 
2013-03-06 06:11:20 PM  

theorellior: skullkrusher: right. iPhone camera does stuff like this a lot with HDR turned on. The composite pic looks farked up a good bit of the time

Another indication that HDR is an abomination unto the Lord.


I find it to be pretty hit or miss. It does some freaky shiat with people's faces sometimes. Like 80s Max Headroom Lawnmower Man sort of stuff
 
2013-03-06 06:21:16 PM  
Stewie: "Now what Jughead has done here, and its really quite ingenious actually, is paint pupils on his eyelids so he can sleep through class without Miss Grundy being any the wiser!"

Chris: "Ha ha ha. He's sleeping!
 
2013-03-06 06:30:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 06:36:49 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [content8.flixster.com image 307x462]


Justin Long's fallen on hard times.
 
2013-03-06 06:59:35 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

/oblig²
 
2013-03-06 08:00:06 PM  

Nurglitch: [www.moillusions.com image 590x389]


"Swallow or it's going in your eye... hey, wait a minnit!"
 
2013-03-06 08:01:27 PM  

Grapple: the headline alone makes me uncomfortable thinking about how painful that would be....


You should see tattoos on the eyeball.
 
2013-03-06 08:02:49 PM  

skullkrusher: am I the only one who thinks that's just a artifact of the picture and his eyes are actually open in that pic?


No, you're not.  Yes, they are.
 
2013-03-06 08:22:17 PM  

Nurglitch: [www.moillusions.com image 590x389]


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-06 08:49:48 PM  

Odd Bird: highendmighty: [images.wikia.com image 322x303]
Indeed!

(menatworkgolfclap.gif)

Nice pull, I don't believe I've noticed that scene being referenced.


I came to see it, and here it was. First thing I thought of.
 
2013-03-06 09:23:11 PM  
 
2013-03-06 09:47:17 PM  
Good to see nothing creepy going on in here.
 
2013-03-06 09:54:16 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Grapple: the headline alone makes me uncomfortable thinking about how painful that would be....

You should see tattoos on the eyeball.


That's some crazy (stupid) shiat. I've seen some eyeball ink done...on tv anyway. One of my tattooer buddies won't do faces unless the client is pretty well inked up. Lots of kids today getting ink above the shoulders which is usually a very, very bad idea.
 
2013-03-06 10:15:27 PM  
Hey, what's going on in this thre...
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-06 10:49:39 PM  
media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com
 
2013-03-06 11:21:01 PM  
Or he's headed for history class, and didn't get enough zzzzz last night.
 
2013-03-07 10:55:18 AM  

Nurglitch: [www.moillusions.com image 590x389]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 06:00:41 PM  
Fark, I am disappoint - no Moe/Larry/Curly?
 
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