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(WINK Fort Myers)   It's safe to assume anyone who tattoos open eyes onto his eyelids is likely up to no good   (winknews.com) divider line 75
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2013-03-06 04:19:09 PM
Well, there went that idea. No new ink for me.
 
2013-03-06 04:21:51 PM
Charlotte County Sheriff's Major Crimes Unit detectives arrested a Port Charlotte man for Lewd or Lascivious Molestation

Straight to hell I am going.
 
2013-03-06 04:32:44 PM
From WINK news?  Really?
 
2013-03-06 04:33:41 PM
Also I have never met anyone with a pencil thin mustache that had the best of intentions.
 
2013-03-06 04:34:16 PM

surrealbowl: From WINK news?  Really?


Heh, I didn't even catch that.
 
2013-03-06 04:34:28 PM
images.wikia.com
Indeed!
 
2013-03-06 04:36:31 PM
Did he start making trouble in the neighborhood?

/got nuthin'
//DNRTFA
 
2013-03-06 04:36:52 PM
He's *supposed* to be writing his breakthrough screenplay. Can't a poor guy just nap?
 
2013-03-06 04:37:34 PM

highendmighty: [images.wikia.com image 322x303]
Indeed!


(menatworkgolfclap.gif)

Nice pull, I don't believe I've noticed that scene being referenced.
 
2013-03-06 04:39:27 PM
www.oocities.org
 
2013-03-06 04:39:40 PM
They call him four eyes.
 
2013-03-06 04:40:02 PM

sleeper2995: Also I have never met anyone with a pencil thin mustache that had the best of intentions.


Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah, oh, I could do some cruisin' too.
 
2013-03-06 04:40:44 PM
yourkillinmesmalls.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-06 04:40:47 PM
When I was 15, I "dated" a fourteen-year-old.  Is that lewd?

/She was more eager and adventurous than most college girls.
//We still exchange Xmas cards
 
2013-03-06 04:41:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-06 04:42:55 PM
"Wink" news?
How apropos.
 
2013-03-06 04:44:49 PM
English Subby? Do you speak it? No one 'tattoos' the eyes open, it isn't glue.
 
2013-03-06 04:46:20 PM
He's got nothing on this guy
www.impactlab.net
 
2013-03-06 04:47:50 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-06 04:47:51 PM
gotta say, it's pretty good work. Quite understated with subtle edges, was expecting something far more comical.
 
2013-03-06 04:48:44 PM
www.moillusions.com
 
2013-03-06 04:49:40 PM
tnation.t-nation.com

/oblig
 
2013-03-06 04:50:02 PM
I think Lascivious was the brother of Claudius.
 
2013-03-06 04:50:06 PM
content8.flixster.com
 
2013-03-06 04:50:15 PM
Wow, all this commotion and tax payer money spent because this idiot touched a girls boob
 
2013-03-06 04:50:38 PM
detectives arrested a Port Charlotte man for Lewd or Lascivious Molestation

So her name is Charlotte?
 
2013-03-06 04:50:53 PM
the headline alone makes me uncomfortable thinking about how painful that would be....
 
2013-03-06 04:50:54 PM

Nurglitch: [www.moillusions.com image 590x389]


Holy crap is that The Corinthian's sister?!
 
2013-03-06 04:52:39 PM
Tattoos seem a little extreme. I'll stick to the Party Time Snoozer.
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-03-06 04:54:30 PM

Nurglitch: [www.moillusions.com image 590x389]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-06 04:57:52 PM
Maybe he's just a real asshole.
 
2013-03-06 04:58:47 PM
Ow! Mother...farker! How in the hell do you...gah! Gah!

I have a couple tats, but they're under skin that lays over muscle instead of - you know - eyeball.
 
2013-03-06 04:59:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 04:59:08 PM
came for simpson's reference

/leaves satisfied
 
2013-03-06 05:00:15 PM
Why not just use the Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer instead?

/i understand
 
2013-03-06 05:02:50 PM
I was at a convention one time where a guy was going around asking someone to do this for him and all the artists refused because it's stupid and really unsafe. Someone who permanent cosmetic makeup could do it, maybe.
 
2013-03-06 05:06:58 PM
Sleep tight, everybody!!
 
2013-03-06 05:07:08 PM

sleeper2995: Also I have never met anyone with a pencil thin mustache that had the best of intentions.


What if they are wearing a Two-Tone Ricky Ricardo jacket?
 
2013-03-06 05:09:13 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Nurglitch: [www.moillusions.com image 590x389]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 250x150]


That, and

i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 05:12:17 PM

Nurglitch: [www.moillusions.com image 590x389]


i146.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 05:23:18 PM
www.dvdtimes.co.uk
 
2013-03-06 05:24:41 PM
toptenfilmz.com
 
2013-03-06 05:27:37 PM
am I the only one who thinks that's just a artifact of the picture and his eyes are actually open in that pic?
 
2013-03-06 05:29:17 PM

Tom_Slick: sleeper2995: Also I have never met anyone with a pencil thin mustache that had the best of intentions.

What if they are wearing a Two-Tone Ricky Ricardo jacket?


Then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin a feel
Grubbin on the livin room floor (so sore)
 
2013-03-06 05:30:58 PM

Tom_Slick: sleeper2995: Also I have never met anyone with a pencil thin mustache that had the best of intentions.

What if they are wearing a Two-Tone Ricky Ricardo jacket?


The Boston Blackie king?
 
2013-03-06 05:31:01 PM
She said she was so scared and pretended to be asleep.

See, if she had eyes tattooed on her eyelids she would have been perfectly safe.
 
2013-03-06 05:38:42 PM
I once had a female friend come in and grope me while I was asleep in her room after a night of beer drinking.  I did not feel scared.  I felt more WTF than anything else.
 
2013-03-06 05:40:04 PM

skullkrusher: am I the only one who thinks that's just a artifact of the picture and his eyes are actually open in that pic?


Kinda looks as if it was a long exposure (half second shutter time or so), and he blinked during it.
 
2013-03-06 05:40:43 PM
cinemade.startlogic.com

Needs tattooed eyes...
 
2013-03-06 05:47:29 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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