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(Some Guy)   My buddy will be driving coast to coast in a couple weeks. A mutual friend is making him a mix CD for the trip, but I'd like to replace it with the worst songs ever and slip it into the CD case before he leaves. What songs do I need?   (bobrich.wordpress.com) divider line 173
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2013-03-06 01:31:08 PM  
We Built This City
 
2013-03-06 01:32:24 PM  
Beastie Boys
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Cher
 
2013-03-06 01:32:25 PM  
The Black Eyed Peas discography
 
2013-03-06 01:32:28 PM  
Just do an hour long loop of this, or periodically stick in a 30 second track of it in the middle of the normal CD.
 
2013-03-06 01:32:30 PM  
I Would Walk (500 miles).  On repeat.
 
2013-03-06 01:32:52 PM  
The Pina Colada song
 
2013-03-06 01:33:02 PM  
A coast to coast road trip? It could be a CD of the best songs ever and STILL get thrown at a hobo at the side of the road.
 
2013-03-06 01:33:35 PM  
Walkin' in Memphis
Black Velvet
 
2013-03-06 01:33:42 PM  
Beach Boys
Jimmy Buffet
Shania Twain
 
2013-03-06 01:33:51 PM  
Theme To Corndoggin'
 
2013-03-06 01:34:03 PM  
Eiffel 65 - Blue

Madonna - American PIe

Sheryl Crow - Sweet Child of Mine.
 
2013-03-06 01:34:17 PM  
Really Anything by Tiny Tim.
Throw in some Backstreet and NKOTB
That cat's in the cradle song which makes me want to slit my wrists.
Candle in the Wind
Some Billy Joel. Allentown, Uptown Girl
Some Huey Lewis and the News for fun
 
2013-03-06 01:34:20 PM  
Nickleback
Billy Ocean
Lionel Ritchie
Pia Zadorra
New Kids on the Block
Kenny G
 
2013-03-06 01:35:10 PM  
Tie a yellow ribbon
It never rains in southern california
she's havin my baby
 
2013-03-06 01:36:13 PM  
Ace of Base - The Sign
 
2013-03-06 01:36:44 PM  
Seriously, who dafuq listens to CD's on road trips these days?
 
2013-03-06 01:36:50 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqYUns2YQik


I heard this song on the radio outside of White Sands, New Mexico on the only radio station that came in.  It is such a hokey piece of schmaltz that I had to pull over and wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes.
 
2013-03-06 01:37:14 PM  

wildcardjack: Seriously, who dafuq listens to CD's on road trips these days?


We can't all rock a tape deck.
 
2013-03-06 01:37:17 PM  
"Crazy Horses" - The Osmonds
"Jeremy" - The Buoys (it's about cannibalism)
"Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks
"Brand New Key" - Melanie
"The Night Chicago Died" - Paper Lace
"Another Auld Lang Syne" - Dan Fogelberg
 
2013-03-06 01:37:47 PM  
It's Raining Men
Convoy
Tiny Tim's Tiptoe Through The Tulips.
various Christmas carols.
 
2013-03-06 01:38:18 PM  

CatherineM: Beastie Boys
Red Hot Chili Peppers


Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not say stuff we can't take back.

Avril Leveign - Sk8ter Boi
 
2013-03-06 01:38:22 PM  
If you have space left and need filler, I don't think you could go wrong with any boyband and/or pop princess.
 
2013-03-06 01:38:23 PM  
earworm him.  You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby...
YMCA
Kung fu fighting
 
2013-03-06 01:38:31 PM  
Anything by The Jets
 
2013-03-06 01:38:41 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHETOBuWhmg

Here is another song that made me laugh so hard I had to pull over and collect myself.  There is subtle penis metaphor and then there is "Mista Bones" in which Whitesnake beats you into submission with ten inches of limp dick.
 
2013-03-06 01:38:42 PM  
The final countdown
 
2013-03-06 01:39:24 PM  
Incomplete without this piece of...music?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM
 
2013-03-06 01:39:40 PM  
culture club

Village People

chipmunk soundtrack

traditional Japanese music from the 1800s
 
2013-03-06 01:39:46 PM  
Ballad of the Green Berets
MacArthur Park
Goat version of Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Trouble (though arguably, the song is worse without the goats)
 
2013-03-06 01:40:48 PM  
Rick Roll him.
 
2013-03-06 01:41:29 PM  

Snotnose: Tie a yellow ribbon
It never rains in southern california
she's havin my baby


O.
M.
G.
 
2013-03-06 01:41:47 PM  
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy.
 
2013-03-06 01:42:41 PM  

valanienna: Anything by The Jets


Years ago, I saw them at Disneyland on New Years Day.  At midnight they played their smash hit  (I Got A) Crush On U

It is the closest I think I've ever come to comitting suicide.
 
2013-03-06 01:43:55 PM  
mmmm bop
 
2013-03-06 01:44:04 PM  
Cotton Eyed Joe
 
2013-03-06 01:45:14 PM  
Albuquerque by Weird Al.
 
2013-03-06 01:47:17 PM  

The English Major: Goat version of Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Trouble (though arguably, the song is worse without the goats)


Haha, this is actually a thing.
 
2013-03-06 01:47:25 PM  

rotsky: Walkin' in Memphis
Black Velvet


He's looking for crappy songs, not frickin' awesome songs.

How about:

Butterfly Kisses
I Believe I Can Fly (William Hung version)
Bangarang - Skrillex
Can I Touch You There - Michael Bolton
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-03-06 01:48:34 PM  
Remember that "Butterfly" song?

That.  For 60 minutes.
 
2013-03-06 01:48:49 PM  
I FOUND YOU, MISS NEW BOOTY
 
2013-03-06 01:49:10 PM  

imapirate: The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy.


Yes! Couple it up with Shatner's Rocket Man cover.
 
2013-03-06 01:50:29 PM  
Bryan Adams
Kesha
Metallica
Celine Dion
Drake
Barbara Streisand
It's a small world
Usher
Bruno Mars
 
2013-03-06 01:51:28 PM  
I've done that drive recently, and you should fark right off.
 
2013-03-06 01:51:31 PM  

Celerian: The English Major: Goat version of Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Trouble (though arguably, the song is worse without the goats)

Haha, this is actually a thing.


I was crying laughing when I first heard this
 
2013-03-06 01:51:40 PM  
Anything on the country top 40 list.
 
2013-03-06 01:52:00 PM  

brap: valanienna: Anything by The Jets

Years ago, I saw them at Disneyland on New Years Day.  At midnight they played their smash hit  (I Got A) Crush On U

It is the closest I think I've ever come to comitting suicide.


There was a lot of great music that came out of the '80s. There was also a lot that sucked.

The Jets embody everything that was awful.
 
2013-03-06 01:52:26 PM  

Celerian: Haha, this is actually a thing.


The Captain Kirk version is my favorite.
 
2013-03-06 01:52:28 PM  
I did this once. This guy I used to work with beeeegged me to make him a copy of this one CD because he looooooved track #8.

So we copied the CD for him, except replaced Track 8 with a version of us singing it.

Then for good measure we put Screamin' Jay Hawkings' "Ignant And shiat" at the end. Except without the FARK filter if those still happen.
 
2013-03-06 01:52:57 PM  
Mix CDs?  Is it 1998 again?
 
2013-03-06 01:53:47 PM  

CatherineM: Beach Boys
Jimmy Buffet
Shania Twain


how can you not like the beach boys???
 
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