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(Denver Post)   Pro tip: Make sure the person asking to see your ID isn't the person you stole it from. And who writes checks anymore, anyway?   ( divider line
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2013-03-06 02:39:44 PM  
2 votes:
I only write checks my ass can cash.
2013-03-06 09:44:27 PM  
1 vote:
I write checks just to piss off the people in line behind me.
2013-03-06 04:01:56 PM  
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Gifted Many Few: I would love if stores has a "Check Only" lane. I want to kick these people in the back for holding up the line with that nonsense.

I write maybe one check a year in a store but I move faster than people paying cash or using debit. I can't tell you how many times I've stood behind people searching for their card, trying to remember their pin, pushing buttons over and over or waiting for the cashier to push a button.and every time I think about you self righteous douche bags on Fark.  I can have my check written and signed before I get to the register. All I need is five seconds to write the total. At Walmart they print the check for me. It is absolutely false that check writers use more time than other people overall. Sure, a small percentage of you zip through paying for your purchases. The rest of you lie about it. YOU LIE.
2013-03-06 03:24:07 PM  
1 vote:
I just received my order of 2 boxes of checks in today's mail, so I'm gettting a kick...

I pay 90% of my bills by check.....

//gtfo my lawn
2013-03-06 03:10:30 PM  
1 vote:
Heh. Back in the early 80s,  I was dating a waitress who worked at that Applebee's.  She had red hair and an MBA from Duke.  She sucked, even at sucking.
2013-03-06 02:54:45 PM  
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2013-03-06 02:43:48 PM  
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2013-03-06 02:43:21 PM  
1 vote:
I still use checks because you can write whatever you want on the memo line.  My bank thinks I'm really into gang rape and clerical collars that smell like dog come.
2013-03-06 02:27:23 PM  
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I wouldnt say I write checks subby, its more like I float checks
2013-03-06 02:25:06 PM  
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