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(CNN)   President Obama invites some of his harshest GOP critics to dinner. What a socialist butterfly   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 31
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2013-03-06 12:49:57 PM
24 votes:

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.
2013-03-06 12:47:20 PM
15 votes:
The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery
2013-03-06 02:32:45 PM
7 votes:

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.


While the public is denied access to the White House due to sequester showmanship Obama hosts enemies of the United States in lavish state dinners.
2013-03-06 03:56:45 PM
5 votes:
images.politico.com
"Where is he?"

cache.gawker.com
"Late to work. How typical."

images.politico.com
"I skipped Matlock to be here early. Hey, what's that ticking noise?"

realitypod.com

img.izismile.com
2013-03-06 02:57:08 PM
5 votes:
I hope this plays out like the poison scene in "The Princess Bride"

"Only a fool would derprage the bill he himself proposes, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of you. But you think you're clever and you would derprage the bill I proposed, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of me!"
2013-03-06 01:27:12 PM
5 votes:
Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.
2013-03-06 12:41:07 PM
5 votes:
FOOD FIGHT!
www.debaser.it
2013-03-06 02:46:32 PM
4 votes:
rolloverhitler.com
I wonder what they'll be serving?
2013-03-06 01:28:36 PM
4 votes:
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
2013-03-06 01:09:17 PM
4 votes:

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea

chain the doors shut, and set the building on fire.
2013-03-06 12:52:56 PM
4 votes:

what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Oh Lawd, you forgot the motherfarking watermelon.
2013-03-06 03:09:35 PM
3 votes:
At the end of the meal, as the coffee is served:

Obama: . Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm farking with you? I am not farking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a Speaker you son of a biatch? I And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Boehner? You call yourself a Speaker you son of a biatch?

Boehner: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shiat.

Obama: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this month's politics. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. You can't pass the bills you've written you can't pass shiat. You ARE shiat. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.
2013-03-06 01:11:23 PM
3 votes:

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


Socialism was just a red herring!
2013-03-06 12:53:27 PM
3 votes:

GAT_00: what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

Oh Lawd, you forgot the motherfarking watermelon.


I was thinking we need a hoodie and some skittles in there, too
2013-03-06 02:48:54 PM
2 votes:

Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.


I know how Obama will act
s16.postimage.org
2013-03-06 02:48:39 PM
2 votes:

kid_icarus: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner


Natty Dreadlocks?
2013-03-06 01:48:54 PM
2 votes:

Weaver95: why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?



Because you want to carry Tom Coburn upstairs while groping him?
2013-03-06 01:45:23 PM
2 votes:
why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?
2013-03-06 05:44:29 PM
1 votes:
Will there be two chairs per congressperson? That way, each of them can have their own empty chair to yell at.
2013-03-06 05:31:03 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a great chance to talk about Benghazi a bit.
2013-03-06 04:02:59 PM
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


i.imgur.com
2013-03-06 03:41:18 PM
1 votes:
The White House should take pictures of the congress members look relaxed and happy. Bonus points if they can got pictures of the president with his arm around any of them. Then release the photos to the congress member's home newspaper, and sit back and wait for the primary challenges.
2013-03-06 03:40:20 PM
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2013-03-06 03:34:34 PM
1 votes:

griffer: Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?

I don't know, are you?



My pants tent says "yes."
2013-03-06 03:30:15 PM
1 votes:

The_Sponge: The cookbook:

How to Cook Humans
How to Cook For Humans
How to Cook Forty Humans
How to Cook For Forty Humans

/Better not be obscure.


There's even MORE space dust!
2013-03-06 02:49:23 PM
1 votes:
Anyone else get stuck on "Ron Johnson of Wisconsin"?
2013-03-06 02:41:01 PM
1 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com

/groans for subby
2013-03-06 02:36:51 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid purple drank, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

2013-03-06 01:26:09 PM
1 votes:
If centrist pundits are right, this dinner should solve everything. We'll see!
2013-03-06 01:24:23 PM
1 votes:
Life goes on. A man becomes president, he's expected to have enthusiasms.
2013-03-06 01:03:25 PM
1 votes:

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

 
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