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(CNN)   President Obama invites some of his harshest GOP critics to dinner. What a socialist butterfly   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com ) divider line
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2013-03-06 02:53:16 PM  

glmorrs1: griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Gus' in Memphis. Seriously.

/white boy
//loves me some spicy fried chicken


There oughta be a site for this tender, juicy knowledge.
 
2013-03-06 02:55:20 PM  

griffer: The_Sponge: Smelly McUgly: Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!


YOU DAMN RIGHT.

Sounds like I need to add this to the list.


Hell yes you do.
 
2013-03-06 02:56:06 PM  

Cheron: Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.

I know how Obama will act
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Came for The Untouchables reference...leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-06 02:56:21 PM  

Smelly McUgly: Ezell's in Seattle.


Meh. It's okay.
 
2013-03-06 02:57:08 PM  
I hope this plays out like the poison scene in "The Princess Bride"

"Only a fool would derprage the bill he himself proposes, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of you. But you think you're clever and you would derprage the bill I proposed, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of me!"
 
2013-03-06 02:58:24 PM  
Will Luther, the Anger Translator, attend?
 
2013-03-06 02:58:28 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I hope this plays out like the poison scene in "The Princess Bride"

"Only a fool would derprage the bill he himself proposes, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of you. But you think you're clever and you would derprage the bill I proposed, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of me!"


Awww yeah!  I would vote TWICE to see that!
 
2013-03-06 03:03:57 PM  

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??


Belgrade Gardens, Barberton, OH.  Serbian stylee!
 
2013-03-06 03:04:39 PM  
Obama should stick his dick in the mashed potatoes and sprinkle a couple of short hairs in there. There's no way anyone would point it out if they found one.
 
2013-03-06 03:05:14 PM  

SnakeLee: Graham, an ally of McCain's who's been a harsh critic of Obama, added "It is incumbent upon us to reach back. When he reaches out we've got to reach back."

Ha enjoy your primary challenger.  Your district will look nice in blue


Don't worry.  After Graham walks out of the dinner, he will be yelling "BENGHAZI" Tourette-style at the top of his lungs.
 
2013-03-06 03:06:25 PM  
And half won't show our of fear that their ignorant base will disown them.
 
2013-03-06 03:07:26 PM  

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do. Usually fail pathetically.


FTFY
 
2013-03-06 03:09:35 PM  
At the end of the meal, as the coffee is served:

Obama: . Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm farking with you? I am not farking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a Speaker you son of a biatch? I And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Boehner? You call yourself a Speaker you son of a biatch?

Boehner: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shiat.

Obama: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this month's politics. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. You can't pass the bills you've written you can't pass shiat. You ARE shiat. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.
 
2013-03-06 03:10:06 PM  

Cheron: Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.

I know how Obama will act
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"Baseball!"

(Assembled guests) "Baseball!" "Uh huh!" "Yes!" etc.
 
2013-03-06 03:13:00 PM  

BMulligan: Smelly McUgly: Ezell's in Seattle.

Meh. It's okay.


I know that realistically, this is all subjective, but come the fark on!
 
2013-03-06 03:22:18 PM  

Smelly McUgly: BMulligan: Smelly McUgly: Ezell's in Seattle.

Meh. It's okay.

I know that realistically, this is all subjective, but come the fark on!


Sorry, maybe I just got a mediocre batch on the couple of occasions that I've had their food. It was perfectly edible, but unspectacular. I don't think they use particularly high-quality chicken to start with - it tastes to me like the usual supermarket crap, factory raised and essentially flavorless.
 
2013-03-06 03:25:36 PM  
I'm picturing this scene from Titus Andronicus
 
2013-03-06 03:26:47 PM  

Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.



As we've seen, 0bama is perfectly willing to kill US citizens.
 
2013-03-06 03:27:54 PM  
Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?
 
2013-03-06 03:27:55 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Belgrade Gardens, Barberton, OH.  Serbian stylee!


Serbian fried chicken? Wut!

What makes it Serbian?   Paprika or it's deadly accurate ability to lead women and children less?
 
2013-03-06 03:30:15 PM  

The_Sponge: The cookbook:

How to Cook Humans
How to Cook For Humans
How to Cook Forty Humans
How to Cook For Forty Humans

/Better not be obscure.


There's even MORE space dust!
 
2013-03-06 03:31:04 PM  

Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?


I don't know, are you?
 
2013-03-06 03:32:33 PM  
When will this madness from 0bama end?
 
2013-03-06 03:33:38 PM  

what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing sweet iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Get it right, Yank.
 
2013-03-06 03:34:34 PM  

griffer: Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?

I don't know, are you?



My pants tent says "yes."
 
2013-03-06 03:35:07 PM  

lilbjorn: I'm picturing this scene from Titus Andronicus


Dammit.  Photo didn't hotlink.  Well, anyway, it's the feast scene with Anthony Hopkins appears in a chef's hat "serving" his political enemies.
 
2013-03-06 03:37:37 PM  

lilbjorn: I'm picturing this scene from Titus Andronicus


LUCIUS. Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds?

AARON. Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day- and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse-
Wherein I did not some notorious ill;
As kill a man, or else devise his death;
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it;
Accuse some innocent, and forswear myself;
Set deadly enmity between two friends;
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' door
Even when their sorrows almost was forgot,
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly;
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.
 
2013-03-06 03:40:20 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-06 03:41:18 PM  
The White House should take pictures of the congress members look relaxed and happy. Bonus points if they can got pictures of the president with his arm around any of them. Then release the photos to the congress member's home newspaper, and sit back and wait for the primary challenges.
 
2013-03-06 03:41:40 PM  
i.i.com.com

Death:  The Fried Chicken.

Obama:  Ha! I didn't have the fried chicken.
 
2013-03-06 03:41:58 PM  

DeaH: The White House should take pictures of the congress members look relaxed and happy. Bonus points if they can got  get pictures of the president with his arm around any of them. Then release the photos to the congress member's home newspaper, and sit back and wait for the primary challenges.


FTFM
 
2013-03-06 03:42:59 PM  

Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?


I'm not sure I'd want to admit they were targeting testosterone ads at me.
 
2013-03-06 03:45:31 PM  
www.smh.com.au
 
2013-03-06 03:46:07 PM  
www.mediaite.com


/they were delicious
 
2013-03-06 03:53:59 PM  

hillbillypharmacist: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

Socialism was just a red herring!


oneplustwoplustwoplusone!
 
2013-03-06 03:56:45 PM  
images.politico.com
"Where is he?"

cache.gawker.com
"Late to work. How typical."

images.politico.com
"I skipped Matlock to be here early. Hey, what's that ticking noise?"

realitypod.com

img.izismile.com
 
2013-03-06 04:02:59 PM  

BunkoSquad: I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 04:03:41 PM  

markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.


that movie was farking awful
 
2013-03-06 04:34:15 PM  

bmongar: MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.

While the public is denied access to the White House due to sequester showmanship Obama hosts enemies of the United States in lavish state dinners.


Beautiful.
 
2013-03-06 04:35:21 PM  
Pretty sure Obama isn't inviting some of the more militant anti-Obama Farkers to do shiat.
 
2013-03-06 04:37:19 PM  
So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap
 
2013-03-06 04:40:57 PM  

pxsteel: So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap


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2013-03-06 04:42:20 PM  

pxsteel: Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.


Pretty much the way anyone who acts like a child should be treated.

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap

Yeah, thanks to people who thought it would be cool to elect a bunch of social conservatives last election just to spite the Democrats. People like you, in other words.
 
2013-03-06 04:47:31 PM  

pxsteel: So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap


Poe's law is such a biatch.
 
2013-03-06 04:53:09 PM  
Steve King would have been invited too but his dieter restrictions for only live screaming babies makes it too hard to find the right restaurant.
 
2013-03-06 04:54:05 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?

I'm not sure I'd want to admit they were targeting testosterone ads at me.



Doesn't everyone need more testosterone?
 
2013-03-06 04:54:15 PM  

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


I'm hoping that Obama's speech there will end with "....and only I have the antidote."
 
2013-03-06 04:54:21 PM  
"Maybe this time if I reach out, they won't bite my hand".
 
2013-03-06 04:59:46 PM  
Why did he wait so long? Wouldn't this have been helpful before last Friday? What does he know that he still isn't telling us? Americans are loosing their jobs! Lunchgate!!!
 
2013-03-06 05:08:20 PM  

pxsteel: So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap



Truly. Republican congressmen have no choice but to filibuster his nominees for the sake of reaching across the aisle to get things done.
 
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