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2013-03-06 12:38:29 PM
It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.
 
2013-03-06 12:41:07 PM
FOOD FIGHT!
www.debaser.it
 
2013-03-06 12:47:20 PM
The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery
 
2013-03-06 12:49:57 PM

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.
 
2013-03-06 12:52:56 PM

what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Oh Lawd, you forgot the motherfarking watermelon.
 
2013-03-06 12:53:27 PM

GAT_00: what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

Oh Lawd, you forgot the motherfarking watermelon.


I was thinking we need a hoodie and some skittles in there, too
 
2013-03-06 01:03:25 PM

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

 
2013-03-06 01:09:17 PM

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea

chain the doors shut, and set the building on fire.
 
2013-03-06 01:11:23 PM

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


Socialism was just a red herring!
 
2013-03-06 01:24:23 PM
Life goes on. A man becomes president, he's expected to have enthusiasms.
 
2013-03-06 01:26:09 PM
If centrist pundits are right, this dinner should solve everything. We'll see!
 
2013-03-06 01:27:12 PM
Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.
 
2013-03-06 01:28:36 PM
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
 
2013-03-06 01:38:12 PM

markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.


Ok, what the hell is that? Is it just..pink goo formed into a fish shape? Because that's gross,
 
2013-03-06 01:39:55 PM

what_now: markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.

Ok, what the hell is that? Is it just..pink goo formed into a fish shape? Because that's gross,


Monty Python reference
 
2013-03-06 01:44:22 PM

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Changing my answer to "This"
 
2013-03-06 01:45:23 PM
why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?
 
2013-03-06 01:48:54 PM

Weaver95: why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?



Because you want to carry Tom Coburn upstairs while groping him?
 
2013-03-06 02:05:14 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea chain the doors shut, and set the building on fire.


I'm fine with that as long as he stays with the "party".
 
2013-03-06 02:25:17 PM

Blues_X: Weaver95: why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?


Because you want to carry Tom Coburn upstairs while groping him?


I think he'd like, actually.
 
2013-03-06 02:32:45 PM

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.


While the public is denied access to the White House due to sequester showmanship Obama hosts enemies of the United States in lavish state dinners.
 
2013-03-06 02:33:21 PM

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.


I'm sure they'll have a beer.
 
2013-03-06 02:35:02 PM

Weaver95: why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?


Now i'm just envisioning Obama casually strolling in, whistling "The Rains of Castamere". Also reminds me of this Onion article from a few days ago: http://www.theonion.com/articles/look-its-come-down-to-this-either-i-h ave-to-murder,31504/
 
2013-03-06 02:36:40 PM

what_now: markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.

Ok, what the hell is that? Is it just..pink goo formed into a fish shape? Because that's gross,


Salmon mousse is farking delicious. Assuming, that is, that it's made with quality salmon which, I regret, you can't get in your part of the country.
 
2013-03-06 02:36:51 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid purple drank, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

 
2013-03-06 02:39:09 PM
I'm expecting 0bummer to use the same tactics at this dinner as one of his Chicago idols.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHH9EYZHoVU
 
2013-03-06 02:40:01 PM
The cookbook:

How to Cook Humans
How to Cook For Humans
How to Cook Forty Humans

How to Cook For Forty Humans

/Better not be obscure.
 
2013-03-06 02:41:01 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com

/groans for subby
 
2013-03-06 02:41:10 PM
If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.
 
2013-03-06 02:42:38 PM

phaseolus: Sin_City_Superhero: what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid purple drank, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


THANK YOU, was going to make that correction.
 
2013-03-06 02:44:05 PM
Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??
 
2013-03-06 02:44:40 PM

DamnYankees: If centrist pundits are right, this dinner should solve everything. We'll see!


a winnar is you!
 
2013-03-06 02:44:51 PM
Graham, an ally of McCain's who's been a harsh critic of Obama, added "It is incumbent upon us to reach back. When he reaches out we've got to reach back."

Ha enjoy your primary challenger.  Your district will look nice in blue
 
2013-03-06 02:45:00 PM
This is a fantastic headline. Great pun! Bravo, submitter.

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??


Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!
 
2013-03-06 02:45:25 PM
Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.
 
2013-03-06 02:45:41 PM

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Vegan. nothing will tweak a conservative like having the eat one meal like a hippie
 
2013-03-06 02:46:26 PM

Smelly McUgly: This is a fantastic headline. Great pun! Bravo, submitter.

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!


Bullshiat. There are no black people in Seattle!  What is it? Korean fried chicken?
 
2013-03-06 02:46:32 PM
rolloverhitler.com
I wonder what they'll be serving?
 
2013-03-06 02:46:57 PM

Smelly McUgly: Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!



YOU DAMN RIGHT.
 
2013-03-06 02:47:02 PM

Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.


Came here to say this.

Mr. Obama, do what's right for the USA!

/hidden cameras in the washroom, the one with the Dominican slave boys, would work just as well.
 
2013-03-06 02:47:08 PM

Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.


Touch their peenors and drool.
 
2013-03-06 02:47:45 PM

The_Sponge: Smelly McUgly: Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!


YOU DAMN RIGHT.


Sounds like I need to add this to the list.
 
2013-03-06 02:48:39 PM

kid_icarus: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner


Natty Dreadlocks?
 
2013-03-06 02:48:54 PM

Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.


I know how Obama will act
s16.postimage.org
 
2013-03-06 02:49:17 PM

griffer: Bullshiat. There are no black people in Seattle!  What is it? Korean fried chicken?


All seven of us got together and started the best fried chicken chain in the nation.

/Seriously, I wish I could take credit for that place. Be sure to get the spicy battered chicken and some fried okra while you're there!
 
2013-03-06 02:49:23 PM
Anyone else get stuck on "Ron Johnson of Wisconsin"?
 
2013-03-06 02:50:46 PM

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??


Gus' in Memphis. Seriously.

/white boy
//loves me some spicy fried chicken
 
2013-03-06 02:51:29 PM

griffer: There are no black people in Seattle!



*Chris Rock voice on*

The only black people in Seattle are Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch!

*Chris Rock voice off*
 
2013-03-06 02:51:58 PM

Skanque: kid_icarus: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Natty Dreadlocks?


Oh with a bom-bom-bom!
 
2013-03-06 02:52:30 PM

Smelly McUgly: griffer: Bullshiat. There are no black people in Seattle!  What is it? Korean fried chicken?

All seven of us got together and started the best fried chicken chain in the nation.

/Seriously, I wish I could take credit for that place. Be sure to get the spicy battered chicken and some fried okra while you're there!


LOL! Hi fives.

Back when I lived in Portland, OR.  The only two Popeye's IN THE STATE were only a couple miles apart and both on MLK.  I shiat you not.

/coon ass
//sort of
 
2013-03-06 02:53:16 PM

glmorrs1: griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Gus' in Memphis. Seriously.

/white boy
//loves me some spicy fried chicken


There oughta be a site for this tender, juicy knowledge.
 
2013-03-06 02:55:20 PM

griffer: The_Sponge: Smelly McUgly: Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!


YOU DAMN RIGHT.

Sounds like I need to add this to the list.


Hell yes you do.
 
2013-03-06 02:56:06 PM

Cheron: Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.

I know how Obama will act
[s16.postimage.org image 392x342]


Came for The Untouchables reference...leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-06 02:56:21 PM

Smelly McUgly: Ezell's in Seattle.


Meh. It's okay.
 
2013-03-06 02:57:08 PM
I hope this plays out like the poison scene in "The Princess Bride"

"Only a fool would derprage the bill he himself proposes, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of you. But you think you're clever and you would derprage the bill I proposed, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of me!"
 
2013-03-06 02:58:24 PM
Will Luther, the Anger Translator, attend?
 
2013-03-06 02:58:28 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I hope this plays out like the poison scene in "The Princess Bride"

"Only a fool would derprage the bill he himself proposes, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of you. But you think you're clever and you would derprage the bill I proposed, so I clearly can't take the budget plan in front of me!"


Awww yeah!  I would vote TWICE to see that!
 
2013-03-06 03:03:57 PM

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??


Belgrade Gardens, Barberton, OH.  Serbian stylee!
 
2013-03-06 03:04:39 PM
Obama should stick his dick in the mashed potatoes and sprinkle a couple of short hairs in there. There's no way anyone would point it out if they found one.
 
2013-03-06 03:05:14 PM

SnakeLee: Graham, an ally of McCain's who's been a harsh critic of Obama, added "It is incumbent upon us to reach back. When he reaches out we've got to reach back."

Ha enjoy your primary challenger.  Your district will look nice in blue


Don't worry.  After Graham walks out of the dinner, he will be yelling "BENGHAZI" Tourette-style at the top of his lungs.
 
2013-03-06 03:06:25 PM
And half won't show our of fear that their ignorant base will disown them.
 
2013-03-06 03:07:26 PM

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do. Usually fail pathetically.


FTFY
 
2013-03-06 03:09:35 PM
At the end of the meal, as the coffee is served:

Obama: . Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm farking with you? I am not farking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levine? You call yourself a Speaker you son of a biatch? I And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Boehner? You call yourself a Speaker you son of a biatch?

Boehner: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shiat.

Obama: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this month's politics. As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. You can't pass the bills you've written you can't pass shiat. You ARE shiat. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.
 
2013-03-06 03:10:06 PM

Cheron: Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.

I know how Obama will act
[s16.postimage.org image 392x342]


"Baseball!"

(Assembled guests) "Baseball!" "Uh huh!" "Yes!" etc.
 
2013-03-06 03:13:00 PM

BMulligan: Smelly McUgly: Ezell's in Seattle.

Meh. It's okay.


I know that realistically, this is all subjective, but come the fark on!
 
2013-03-06 03:22:18 PM

Smelly McUgly: BMulligan: Smelly McUgly: Ezell's in Seattle.

Meh. It's okay.

I know that realistically, this is all subjective, but come the fark on!


Sorry, maybe I just got a mediocre batch on the couple of occasions that I've had their food. It was perfectly edible, but unspectacular. I don't think they use particularly high-quality chicken to start with - it tastes to me like the usual supermarket crap, factory raised and essentially flavorless.
 
2013-03-06 03:25:36 PM
I'm picturing this scene from Titus Andronicus
 
2013-03-06 03:26:47 PM

Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.



As we've seen, 0bama is perfectly willing to kill US citizens.
 
2013-03-06 03:27:54 PM
Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?
 
2013-03-06 03:27:55 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Belgrade Gardens, Barberton, OH.  Serbian stylee!


Serbian fried chicken? Wut!

What makes it Serbian?   Paprika or it's deadly accurate ability to lead women and children less?
 
2013-03-06 03:30:15 PM

The_Sponge: The cookbook:

How to Cook Humans
How to Cook For Humans
How to Cook Forty Humans
How to Cook For Forty Humans

/Better not be obscure.


There's even MORE space dust!
 
2013-03-06 03:31:04 PM

Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?


I don't know, are you?
 
2013-03-06 03:32:33 PM
When will this madness from 0bama end?
 
2013-03-06 03:33:38 PM

what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing sweet iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Get it right, Yank.
 
2013-03-06 03:34:34 PM

griffer: Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?

I don't know, are you?



My pants tent says "yes."
 
2013-03-06 03:35:07 PM

lilbjorn: I'm picturing this scene from Titus Andronicus


Dammit.  Photo didn't hotlink.  Well, anyway, it's the feast scene with Anthony Hopkins appears in a chef's hat "serving" his political enemies.
 
2013-03-06 03:37:37 PM

lilbjorn: I'm picturing this scene from Titus Andronicus


LUCIUS. Art thou not sorry for these heinous deeds?

AARON. Ay, that I had not done a thousand more.
Even now I curse the day- and yet, I think,
Few come within the compass of my curse-
Wherein I did not some notorious ill;
As kill a man, or else devise his death;
Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it;
Accuse some innocent, and forswear myself;
Set deadly enmity between two friends;
Make poor men's cattle break their necks;
Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night,
And bid the owners quench them with their tears.
Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves,
And set them upright at their dear friends' door
Even when their sorrows almost was forgot,
And on their skins, as on the bark of trees,
Have with my knife carved in Roman letters
'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.'
Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things
As willingly as one would kill a fly;
And nothing grieves me heartily indeed
But that I cannot do ten thousand more.
 
2013-03-06 03:40:20 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-06 03:41:18 PM
The White House should take pictures of the congress members look relaxed and happy. Bonus points if they can got pictures of the president with his arm around any of them. Then release the photos to the congress member's home newspaper, and sit back and wait for the primary challenges.
 
2013-03-06 03:41:40 PM
i.i.com.com

Death:  The Fried Chicken.

Obama:  Ha! I didn't have the fried chicken.
 
2013-03-06 03:41:58 PM

DeaH: The White House should take pictures of the congress members look relaxed and happy. Bonus points if they can got  get pictures of the president with his arm around any of them. Then release the photos to the congress member's home newspaper, and sit back and wait for the primary challenges.


FTFM
 
2013-03-06 03:42:59 PM

Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?


I'm not sure I'd want to admit they were targeting testosterone ads at me.
 
2013-03-06 03:45:31 PM
www.smh.com.au
 
2013-03-06 03:46:07 PM
www.mediaite.com


/they were delicious
 
2013-03-06 03:53:59 PM

hillbillypharmacist: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

Socialism was just a red herring!


oneplustwoplustwoplusone!
 
2013-03-06 03:56:45 PM
images.politico.com
"Where is he?"

cache.gawker.com
"Late to work. How typical."

images.politico.com
"I skipped Matlock to be here early. Hey, what's that ticking noise?"

realitypod.com

img.izismile.com
 
2013-03-06 04:02:59 PM

BunkoSquad: I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 04:03:41 PM

markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.


that movie was farking awful
 
2013-03-06 04:34:15 PM

bmongar: MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.

While the public is denied access to the White House due to sequester showmanship Obama hosts enemies of the United States in lavish state dinners.


Beautiful.
 
2013-03-06 04:35:21 PM
Pretty sure Obama isn't inviting some of the more militant anti-Obama Farkers to do shiat.
 
2013-03-06 04:37:19 PM
So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap
 
2013-03-06 04:40:57 PM

pxsteel: So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap


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2013-03-06 04:42:20 PM

pxsteel: Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.


Pretty much the way anyone who acts like a child should be treated.

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap

Yeah, thanks to people who thought it would be cool to elect a bunch of social conservatives last election just to spite the Democrats. People like you, in other words.
 
2013-03-06 04:47:31 PM

pxsteel: So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap


Poe's law is such a biatch.
 
2013-03-06 04:53:09 PM
Steve King would have been invited too but his dieter restrictions for only live screaming babies makes it too hard to find the right restaurant.
 
2013-03-06 04:54:05 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Tyrano Soros: Okay, am I getting a nip shot from the girl in the pink sweater in testosterone ad?

I'm not sure I'd want to admit they were targeting testosterone ads at me.



Doesn't everyone need more testosterone?
 
2013-03-06 04:54:15 PM

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


I'm hoping that Obama's speech there will end with "....and only I have the antidote."
 
2013-03-06 04:54:21 PM
"Maybe this time if I reach out, they won't bite my hand".
 
2013-03-06 04:59:46 PM
Why did he wait so long? Wouldn't this have been helpful before last Friday? What does he know that he still isn't telling us? Americans are loosing their jobs! Lunchgate!!!
 
2013-03-06 05:08:20 PM

pxsteel: So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap



Truly. Republican congressmen have no choice but to filibuster his nominees for the sake of reaching across the aisle to get things done.
 
2013-03-06 05:11:38 PM
Probably only going to be 7 minutes. That's all it'll take for the liberal press to bet the pictures of this photo op, then blame the Republicans for whatever Obammy tells them to blame on them.
 
2013-03-06 05:11:42 PM

Tyrano Soros: Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.


As we've seen, 0bama is perfectly willing to kill US citizens.


The US Government has always been willing to kill its citizens. Fortunately for America, Romney isn't President or we'd see a lot more of it.
 
2013-03-06 05:14:30 PM

whidbey: pxsteel: Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.

Pretty much the way anyone who acts like a child should be treated.

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap

Yeah, thanks to people who thought it would be cool to elect a bunch of social conservatives last election just to spite the Democrats. People like you, in other words.


No no, those people have had a laser-like focus on jobs! They haven't been busy alienating women, young people. gay people, brown people, smart people,
 
2013-03-06 05:16:03 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: Tyrano Soros: Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.


As we've seen, 0bama is perfectly willing to kill US citizens.

The US Government has always been willing to kill its citizens. Fortunately for America, Romney isn't President or we'd see a lot more of it.


Obammy and Clinton are the only Presidents who says it's OK to kill Americans on American soil.
 
2013-03-06 05:16:54 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: No no, those people have had a laser-like focus on jobs! They haven't been busy alienating women, young people. gay people, brown people, smart people,


Hey, it keeps companies that make binders in business. No argument there.
 
2013-03-06 05:28:05 PM

HighOnCraic: [www.smh.com.au image 470x289]


Sees what you did there.

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 05:31:03 PM
Sounds like a great chance to talk about Benghazi a bit.
 
2013-03-06 05:41:05 PM
If it turns out there was "something wrong with the food", and all those Congressional twits die, I will afirm that the President was with me the whole time.
Solid aliby.
Yeah, he was also here when the rest of them had "car accidents".
 
2013-03-06 05:44:29 PM
Will there be two chairs per congressperson? That way, each of them can have their own empty chair to yell at.
 
2013-03-06 05:49:53 PM

Tyrano Soros: Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.


As we've seen, 0bama is perfectly willing to kill US citizens. traitors who turned against the country, abandoned their citizenship, and gave aid and comfort to the enemy


Correct yourself, @$$h0le.

Or did you ever so conveniently forget what was said of John Walker Lindh?
 
2013-03-06 05:59:05 PM

buckler: Cheron: Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.

I know how Obama will act
[s16.postimage.org image 392x342]

"Baseball!"

(Assembled guests) "Baseball!" "Uh huh!" "Yes!" etc.


myphillygolf.com

Teamwork!
 
2013-03-06 06:15:13 PM

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.


Confrontational Obama summons patriots for abuse session
 
2013-03-06 06:16:15 PM

Skyrmion: "Maybe this time if I reach out, they won't bite my hand".


You have to admit that his dedication to conciliation is zen like.
 
2013-03-06 06:17:08 PM
reconciliation*
 
2013-03-06 06:18:26 PM

pxsteel: So I guess it will go about the same as the last 5 meetings or so.  Obama will ignore everything they have to say, treat them like children that won't do what he wants.  Then he will say how the Republicans are being obstructionist.  And he wonders why his nominees keep getting filibustered.

Rinse/Repeat

In case you are wondering, we have about four more years of this crap


i'm perfectly happy with four years of watching the GOP out themselves as traitors to the american cause, and i'm even happier watching you watching it, in sloooow motion.
 
2013-03-06 06:29:54 PM
They issued this invitation the day after Eric Holder said it was kosher to use drones to attack US citizens on US soil.

Well, I was pretty opposed to that, but this dinner invitation makes me rethink my position....
 
2013-03-06 08:06:15 PM
Good for Obama.

Both sides are losing the sequester battle. Time to put this behind and gear up for future childish battles.
 
2013-03-06 08:23:37 PM

Kittypie070: Tyrano Soros: Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.


As we've seen, 0bama is perfectly willing to kill US citizens. traitors who turned against the country, abandoned their citizenship, and gave aid and comfort to the enemy

Correct yourself, @$$h0le.

Or did you ever so conveniently forget what was said of John Walker Lindh?


But he was still an American citizen, he didn't get a proper trial, and if it's been done once, who's to say it won't happen to you while you're in your home comfortably watching television?


/did i do that right?
 
2013-03-06 08:28:04 PM
These right-wingers who criticize Obama make me sick.  He should authorize some drone strikes on their asses.  If they surrender they should be waterboarded to determine the locations of their sympathizers.
 
2013-03-06 09:25:45 PM
what_now:
I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

And watermelon for dessert?  Lawdy, can't forget the watermelon!
 
2013-03-06 09:30:41 PM

Smelly McUgly: BMulligan: Smelly McUgly: Ezell's in Seattle.

Meh. It's okay.

I know that realistically, this is all subjective, but come the fark on!


so i hear... "heavens sent" is better... since that's the original Ezells founders place...
 
2013-03-06 09:32:41 PM

fireside68: Kittypie070: Tyrano Soros: Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.


As we've seen, 0bama is perfectly willing to kill US citizens. traitors who turned against the country, abandoned their citizenship, and gave aid and comfort to the enemy

Correct yourself, @$$h0le.

Or did you ever so conveniently forget what was said of John Walker Lindh?


But he was still an American citizen, he didn't get a proper trial, and if it's been done once, who's to say it won't happen to you while you're in your home comfortably watching television?


/did i do that right?


Good try :D

And no, it's not gonna happen that way.
 
2013-03-06 09:45:51 PM
The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.


I for one am tired of Obama catering to fly-over country assholes.
 
2013-03-06 09:48:07 PM
Gentlemen, you will repeal this sequester and pass a major jobs initiative. You will do this because I asked you, and because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition, and because I have poisoned your drink.
 
2013-03-06 09:50:16 PM

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


How about if it turns into something that looks like this?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-06 09:58:04 PM
Obama is finally going to come clean and admit he is actually a Kenyan socialist fascist atheist who was raised from birth to lead a Muslim army in conquering America and help usher in the reign of the antichrist!!!
 
2013-03-06 10:10:20 PM

Swagulus: These right-wingers who criticize Obama make me sick.  He should authorize some drone strikes on their asses.  If they surrender they should be waterboarded to determine the locations of their sympathizers.

 
2013-03-06 10:50:05 PM

Swagulus: These right-wingers who criticize Obama make me sick.  He should authorize some drone strikes on their asses.  If they surrender they should be waterboarded to determine the locations of their sympathizers.



...anyone who posts drivel like that in two different threads thinks way to much of their wit. /ignore
 
2013-03-06 11:35:22 PM

HighOnCraic: [www.smh.com.au image 470x289]


Came for The Last Supper reference.  Left satisfied.
 
2013-03-06 11:37:11 PM
jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com

Now, our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for 'aggressive' expansion. So which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now so we're gonna have... tryouts.
 
2013-03-07 02:32:40 AM
Come to Jesus Meeting..

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-07 04:22:20 AM

griffer: Smelly McUgly: This is a fantastic headline. Great pun! Bravo, submitter.

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!

Bullshiat. There are no black people in Seattle!  What is it? Korean fried chicken?


And if he'd STFU, we can keep it that way.


/obvious racism
 
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