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(CNN)   President Obama invites some of his harshest GOP critics to dinner. What a socialist butterfly   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 132
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2013-03-06 12:38:29 PM  
It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.
 
2013-03-06 12:41:07 PM  
FOOD FIGHT!
www.debaser.it
 
2013-03-06 12:47:20 PM  
The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery
 
2013-03-06 12:49:57 PM  

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.
 
2013-03-06 12:52:56 PM  

what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Oh Lawd, you forgot the motherfarking watermelon.
 
2013-03-06 12:53:27 PM  

GAT_00: what_now: BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery

I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

Oh Lawd, you forgot the motherfarking watermelon.


I was thinking we need a hoodie and some skittles in there, too
 
2013-03-06 01:03:25 PM  

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

 
2013-03-06 01:09:17 PM  

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea

chain the doors shut, and set the building on fire.
 
2013-03-06 01:11:23 PM  

BunkoSquad: The list of invitees to Wednesday's dinner, provided to CNN by a GOP source, includes some of the president's harshest critics: Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Bob Corker of Tennessee, Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, John McCain of Arizona, Dan Coats of Indiana, Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mike Johanns of Nebraska, Pat Toomey Pennsylvania, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, and John Hoeven of North Dakota.

I will sell everything I own and go to 2 churches every Sunday for the rest of my life if this turns into a wacky Clue-style murder mystery


Socialism was just a red herring!
 
2013-03-06 01:24:23 PM  
Life goes on. A man becomes president, he's expected to have enthusiasms.
 
2013-03-06 01:26:09 PM  
If centrist pundits are right, this dinner should solve everything. We'll see!
 
2013-03-06 01:27:12 PM  
Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.
 
2013-03-06 01:28:36 PM  
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
 
2013-03-06 01:38:12 PM  

markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.


Ok, what the hell is that? Is it just..pink goo formed into a fish shape? Because that's gross,
 
2013-03-06 01:39:55 PM  

what_now: markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.

Ok, what the hell is that? Is it just..pink goo formed into a fish shape? Because that's gross,


Monty Python reference
 
2013-03-06 01:44:22 PM  

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Changing my answer to "This"
 
2013-03-06 01:45:23 PM  
why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?
 
2013-03-06 01:48:54 PM  

Weaver95: why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?



Because you want to carry Tom Coburn upstairs while groping him?
 
2013-03-06 02:05:14 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea chain the doors shut, and set the building on fire.


I'm fine with that as long as he stays with the "party".
 
2013-03-06 02:25:17 PM  

Blues_X: Weaver95: why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?


Because you want to carry Tom Coburn upstairs while groping him?


I think he'd like, actually.
 
2013-03-06 02:32:45 PM  

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.


While the public is denied access to the White House due to sequester showmanship Obama hosts enemies of the United States in lavish state dinners.
 
2013-03-06 02:33:21 PM  

MaxxLarge: It'll be interesting to see how the Republican press spins this one into a negative. But I'm sure they'll manage. They always do.


I'm sure they'll have a beer.
 
2013-03-06 02:35:02 PM  

Weaver95: why did my brain immediately flash to Game of Thrones...'Red Wedding'....?


Now i'm just envisioning Obama casually strolling in, whistling "The Rains of Castamere". Also reminds me of this Onion article from a few days ago: http://www.theonion.com/articles/look-its-come-down-to-this-either-i-h ave-to-murder,31504/
 
2013-03-06 02:36:40 PM  

what_now: markie_farkie: Maybe he'll serve them all salmon mousse.

Ok, what the hell is that? Is it just..pink goo formed into a fish shape? Because that's gross,


Salmon mousse is farking delicious. Assuming, that is, that it's made with quality salmon which, I regret, you can't get in your part of the country.
 
2013-03-06 02:36:51 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid purple drank, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.

 
2013-03-06 02:39:09 PM  
I'm expecting 0bummer to use the same tactics at this dinner as one of his Chicago idols.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHH9EYZHoVU
 
2013-03-06 02:40:01 PM  
The cookbook:

How to Cook Humans
How to Cook For Humans
How to Cook Forty Humans

How to Cook For Forty Humans

/Better not be obscure.
 
2013-03-06 02:41:01 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

/groans for subby
 
2013-03-06 02:41:10 PM  
If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.
 
2013-03-06 02:42:38 PM  

phaseolus: Sin_City_Superhero: what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea Kool-Aid purple drank, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


THANK YOU, was going to make that correction.
 
2013-03-06 02:44:05 PM  
Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??
 
2013-03-06 02:44:40 PM  

DamnYankees: If centrist pundits are right, this dinner should solve everything. We'll see!


a winnar is you!
 
2013-03-06 02:44:51 PM  
Graham, an ally of McCain's who's been a harsh critic of Obama, added "It is incumbent upon us to reach back. When he reaches out we've got to reach back."

Ha enjoy your primary challenger.  Your district will look nice in blue
 
2013-03-06 02:45:00 PM  
This is a fantastic headline. Great pun! Bravo, submitter.

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??


Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!
 
2013-03-06 02:45:25 PM  
Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.
 
2013-03-06 02:45:41 PM  

what_now: I wish he'd shut off all the cameras, confiscate all the cell phones, and show up in a FUBU track suit and serve KFC and M-Fing iced tea, and then watch them go CRAZY trying to talk about it without sounding racist.


Vegan. nothing will tweak a conservative like having the eat one meal like a hippie
 
2013-03-06 02:46:26 PM  

Smelly McUgly: This is a fantastic headline. Great pun! Bravo, submitter.

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!


Bullshiat. There are no black people in Seattle!  What is it? Korean fried chicken?
 
2013-03-06 02:46:32 PM  
rolloverhitler.com
I wonder what they'll be serving?
 
2013-03-06 02:46:57 PM  

Smelly McUgly: Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!



YOU DAMN RIGHT.
 
2013-03-06 02:47:02 PM  

Pincy: If I were the Republicans I'd have somebody taste the food first.


Came here to say this.

Mr. Obama, do what's right for the USA!

/hidden cameras in the washroom, the one with the Dominican slave boys, would work just as well.
 
2013-03-06 02:47:08 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.


Touch their peenors and drool.
 
2013-03-06 02:47:45 PM  

The_Sponge: Smelly McUgly: Who has the best fried chicken in the country??

Ezell's in Seattle. Booyashaka!


YOU DAMN RIGHT.


Sounds like I need to add this to the list.
 
2013-03-06 02:48:39 PM  

kid_icarus: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner


Natty Dreadlocks?
 
2013-03-06 02:48:54 PM  

Genevieve Marie: Well, that'll be awkward. I wonder how they interact with him when they're not showboating for their idiot constituents.


I know how Obama will act
s16.postimage.org
 
2013-03-06 02:49:17 PM  

griffer: Bullshiat. There are no black people in Seattle!  What is it? Korean fried chicken?


All seven of us got together and started the best fried chicken chain in the nation.

/Seriously, I wish I could take credit for that place. Be sure to get the spicy battered chicken and some fried okra while you're there!
 
2013-03-06 02:49:23 PM  
Anyone else get stuck on "Ron Johnson of Wisconsin"?
 
2013-03-06 02:50:46 PM  

griffer: Popeye's

Church's

Sure as hell not KFC!

Who has the best fried chicken in the country??


Gus' in Memphis. Seriously.

/white boy
//loves me some spicy fried chicken
 
2013-03-06 02:51:29 PM  

griffer: There are no black people in Seattle!



*Chris Rock voice on*

The only black people in Seattle are Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch!

*Chris Rock voice off*
 
2013-03-06 02:51:58 PM  

Skanque: kid_icarus: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Natty Dreadlocks?


Oh with a bom-bom-bom!
 
2013-03-06 02:52:30 PM  

Smelly McUgly: griffer: Bullshiat. There are no black people in Seattle!  What is it? Korean fried chicken?

All seven of us got together and started the best fried chicken chain in the nation.

/Seriously, I wish I could take credit for that place. Be sure to get the spicy battered chicken and some fried okra while you're there!


LOL! Hi fives.

Back when I lived in Portland, OR.  The only two Popeye's IN THE STATE were only a couple miles apart and both on MLK.  I shiat you not.

/coon ass
//sort of
 
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