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(Slate)   Man hides his dark, terrifying secret from his wife until after marriage, and now she doesn't know how to cope with a man addicted to video games   (slate.com) divider line 354
    More: Silly, Emily Yoffe, Kid A, online games, fictional world, imaginary worlds, video games  
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2013-03-07 07:23:12 PM  

Gifted Many Few: NightSteel: There are plenty of other habits that could be in place of 'video games' here. What if the guy was a gearhead and liked to work on his project car every day?

Not really. Video games are one of the few "hobbies" that doesn't require you to get off your ass. Hell, even the MTG and D&D people have to go to someone house and interact.


Sometimes we have to go to different people's houses for each of those activities because we can't find friends that do both! It's truly exhausting.
 
2013-03-07 07:50:08 PM  

man metaphysical: Sup fatties


You can see how fat ten years of Everquest made me in my profile pics.
 
2013-03-07 09:25:25 PM  

OgreMagi: kiwimoogle84: OgreMagi: kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84: OgreMagi: After reading the comments here I've come to the realization that all the good gamer girls are taken.

If there any available that are in my dating age range, they end up being moby dick fat.

I haz a sad.

/ladies, I get free playstation stuff
//come and get me!
///is this thing on?

Tell you what- if for some bizarre reason Mr. Kiwi gets hit by an ice cream truck or something, you get first dibs.

/if you want 'em
//can you fix my licensing issues on downloaded content for my ps3?
/slashie

I thought I was in possession of that honor?

Oh, you're right. I did bestow that upon you long ago. Curse me and my short memory. Sorry, OgreMagi. Even if you can tweak my beloved console.

/Profedius, how YOU doin?

Damn.  Now I have to completely disable your PS3's ability to connect to PSN in a fit of jealousy.

You do that, you'll suffer my wrath. Believe me, I am unforgiving.


That's an excellent visual right there.
 
2013-03-08 01:08:00 AM  

kiwimoogle84: OgreMagi: kiwimoogle84: OgreMagi: kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84: OgreMagi: After reading the comments here I've come to the realization that all the good gamer girls are taken.

If there any available that are in my dating age range, they end up being moby dick fat.

I haz a sad.

/ladies, I get free playstation stuff
//come and get me!
///is this thing on?

Tell you what- if for some bizarre reason Mr. Kiwi gets hit by an ice cream truck or something, you get first dibs.

/if you want 'em
//can you fix my licensing issues on downloaded content for my ps3?
/slashie

I thought I was in possession of that honor?

Oh, you're right. I did bestow that upon you long ago. Curse me and my short memory. Sorry, OgreMagi. Even if you can tweak my beloved console.

/Profedius, how YOU doin?

Damn.  Now I have to completely disable your PS3's ability to connect to PSN in a fit of jealousy.

You do that, you'll suffer my wrath. Believe me, I am unforgiving.

That's an excellent visual right there.


I aim to please.
 
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