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2013-03-06 10:59:29 AM
That's a new thing?
 
2013-03-06 11:00:40 AM
Ive been seeing this make the rounds on other sites. The most alarming part is the commenters who didn't get the satire and actually supported the literal message. Sometimes I think you should have to pass an IQ test to breed.
 
2013-03-06 11:03:29 AM
Needs a sappy music bed.
 
2013-03-06 11:03:43 AM

victrin: Ive been seeing this make the rounds on other sites. The most alarming part is the commenters who didn't get the satire and actually supported the literal message. Sometimes I think you should have to pass an IQ test to breed.


Sometimes?
i always think that. I'm sure it's 'eugenics' and that makes me worse than Hitler, but some people are just way too dumb to be entrusted with another human being.
 
2013-03-06 11:06:22 AM
These pro-queer dicks make me sick. They are just the biggest dicks in the world. Just tossing out words like 'equality' and 'fair' to describe such acts makes my head throb. Everywhere I go there's all these cocks out there just trying to pitch this to me, thinking I'm not going to catch on to what they're REAL agenda is: the destruction of a Christian America! It makes the blood rush right to my head and gives me a good pounding headache. I feel like I could just explode when I see the agenda of these jerkoffs. But yet I'm expected to lay back and swallow my pride and let these men have their way. Sorry for all the excitement, this stuff just really gets me going.
 
2013-03-06 11:10:05 AM
OK, I can't tell, is that a real ad or not?
 
2013-03-06 11:11:26 AM
 
2013-03-06 11:12:52 AM
The couple in the ad is fighting not to laugh long enough to get it filmed.

This needs a "Downfall"-type dub.

"They're trying to allow Grad Students to vote!"
"They're trying to legalize Pizza in New York!"
"The Japanese are building Toyotas!"
 
2013-03-06 11:13:07 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: These pro-queer dicks make me sick. They are just the biggest dicks in the world. Just tossing out words like 'equality' and 'fair' to describe such acts makes my head throb. Everywhere I go there's all these cocks out there just trying to pitch this to me, thinking I'm not going to catch on to what they're REAL agenda is: the destruction of a Christian America! It makes the blood rush right to my head and gives me a good pounding headache. I feel like I could just explode when I see the agenda of these jerkoffs. But yet I'm expected to lay back and swallow my pride and let these men have their way. Sorry for all the excitement, this stuff just really gets me going.


penis
 
2013-03-06 11:14:12 AM
The kid's the best actor in that thing. Nice double take, kid. You've got  future in this business.
 
2013-03-06 11:22:13 AM
I laughed. I mean, come on, that was clever shiat! YOU didn't think of it.
 
2013-03-06 11:22:14 AM
Only someone morally and spiritually bankrupt could use a religion based on love and tolerance to justify their own hate.
 
2013-03-06 11:22:26 AM
Just the thought of gay marriage ruined several marriages for Newt. Oh wait, it was his love for the United States of America. Maybe it was the gay thing that sent Mark Sanford to Argentina looking for love?
 
2013-03-06 11:28:47 AM
Muttering to self: [don't read the YouTube comments, don't read the YouTube comments, don't read the YouTube comments]

[reads YouTube comments]

[dies a little inside.]
 
2013-03-06 11:29:53 AM

tnpir: I laughed. I mean, come on, that was clever shiat! YOU didn't think of it.


Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny... The sarcasm isn't so subtle that people would be easily confused, yet it's not so over the top that it's 100% obvious either,. It fits right down the middle pretty well...
 
2013-03-06 11:33:50 AM

GAT_00: OK, I can't tell, is that a real ad or not?


Now THAT's how you troll.
 
2013-03-06 11:35:59 AM
My grandfather, who died at 88 a few years ago, when I asked him what he thought of gay marriage: What do I care?

The man was unsure about Obama's Muslimity until the primaries started, but he knew he had zero farks to give about two dudes marrying.

// at this point, if you still oppose marriage equality, you're just a bad person
 
2013-03-06 11:37:47 AM
The effort to keep marriage a government institution and not relinquishing to equal civil unions is only to undermine churches.
 
2013-03-06 11:42:35 AM

George Walker Bush: The effort to keep marriage a government institution and not relinquishing to equal civil unions is only to undermine churches.


It would appear that you're entirely ignorant of the difference between "marriage" (a contract enforced by the government, like all contracts) and a "wedding" (the religious blessing of a union).
 
2013-03-06 11:46:41 AM
Well done.  Especially the bit quoted in the headline.
 
2013-03-06 12:05:18 PM

Dr Dreidel: My grandfather, who died at 88 a few years ago, when I asked him what he thought of gay marriage: What do I care?


At age 13, I asked my grandma about gay people.

She said, "They're just people."   No farks were given that day, and it framed my thinking in a way that forced me to see them as equal, without any preaching or guilt.  And this from a lifelong republican!

/she later voted for Obama
//miss her
 
2013-03-06 12:05:33 PM

qorkfiend: George Walker Bush: The effort to keep marriage a government institution and not relinquishing to equal civil unions is only to undermine churches.

It would appear that you're entirely ignorant of the difference between "marriage" (a contract enforced by the government, like all contracts) and a "wedding" (the religious blessing of a union).


And religion is of no use when signing any old contract. Hope your contract doesn't include kids.
 
2013-03-06 12:11:37 PM
The acting was meh, but that kid's look got a guffaw out of me. Could have used some music, too.
 
2013-03-06 12:11:53 PM

George Walker Bush: qorkfiend: George Walker Bush: The effort to keep marriage a government institution and not relinquishing to equal civil unions is only to undermine churches.

It would appear that you're entirely ignorant of the difference between "marriage" (a contract enforced by the government, like all contracts) and a "wedding" (the religious blessing of a union).

And religion is of no use when signing any old contract. Hope your contract doesn't include kids.



What message were you hoping to convey here?  This doesn't even make sense.  Did you just pick some words at random?
 
2013-03-06 12:14:08 PM
You know, when other people are treated equally, I just laugh it off and pretend that my life isn't ruined forever.
 
2013-03-06 12:18:42 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: These pro-queer dicks make me sick. They are just the biggest dicks in the world. Just tossing out words like 'equality' and 'fair' to describe such acts makes my head throb. Everywhere I go there's all these cocks out there just trying to pitch this to me, thinking I'm not going to catch on to what they're REAL agenda is: the destruction of a Christian America! It makes the blood rush right to my head and gives me a good pounding headache. I feel like I could just explode when I see the agenda of these jerkoffs. But yet I'm expected to lay back and swallow my pride and let these men have their way. Sorry for all the excitement, this stuff just really gets me going.


I count...fourteen?  double entendres.  Nice work.
 
2013-03-06 12:29:48 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: These pro-queer dicks make me sick. They are just the biggest dicks in the world. Just tossing out words like 'equality' and 'fair' to describe such acts makes my head throb. Everywhere I go there's all these cocks out there just trying to pitch this to me, thinking I'm not going to catch on to what they're REAL agenda is: the destruction of a Christian America! It makes the blood rush right to my head and gives me a good pounding headache. I feel like I could just explode when I see the agenda of these jerkoffs. But yet I'm expected to lay back and swallow my pride and let these men have their way. Sorry for all the excitement, this stuff just really gets me going.


Keep going, I'm almost there...
 
2013-03-06 12:30:36 PM

Dr.Zom: The kid's the best actor in that thing. Nice double take, kid. You've got  future in this business.


Ha!  No kidding.  The look on her face as she's hugging her dad.  Nailed it!
 
2013-03-06 12:35:40 PM

FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?


I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.
 
2013-03-06 12:37:51 PM
Bookmarked so I can spam arseholes on my FB feed.
 
2013-03-06 12:41:31 PM

George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.


Yeah...still doesn't make any sense.
 
2013-03-06 12:51:38 PM

George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.



Do you know Eliza?
 
2013-03-06 01:06:36 PM

George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.


Are you having a stroke? Do you need somebody to call 911?
 
2013-03-06 01:12:02 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: These pro-queer dicks make me sick. They are just the biggest dicks in the world. Just tossing out words like 'equality' and 'fair' to describe such acts makes my head throb. Everywhere I go there's all these cocks out there just trying to pitch this to me, thinking I'm not going to catch on to what they're REAL agenda is: the destruction of a Christian America! It makes the blood rush right to my head and gives me a good pounding headache. I feel like I could just explode when I see the agenda of these jerkoffs. But yet I'm expected to lay back and swallow my pride and let these men have their way. Sorry for all the excitement, this stuff just really gets me going.


And to top it all off, they keep sucking you off.

/not about to search for that Onion link at work
 
2013-03-06 01:12:35 PM
If you'll send me the script, I'll do my best, but "Baa Baa Baa" isn't making sense to me either.
 
2013-03-06 01:15:26 PM

George Walker Bush: If you'll send me the script, I'll do my best, but "Baa Baa Baa" isn't making sense to me either.


then why do you keep saying it if it doesn't make sense to you?
 
2013-03-06 01:19:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984: George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.

Yeah...still doesn't make any sense.


I think it's something to do with government taking over churches or something.

My favorite part about it is that the basic founding principles of the US were the Enlightenment political philosophies of which the central message was "Hobbes was wrong"
 
2013-03-06 01:23:28 PM

George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.


Are you unaware that churches do not lose tax-exempt status when they refuse to marry interracial couples, or are you just lying?
 
2013-03-06 01:34:43 PM
I got a vid-not-available message

Anyone got a better link?
 
2013-03-06 01:34:57 PM

Dimensio: George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.

Are you unaware that churches do not lose tax-exempt status when they refuse to marry interracial couples, or are you just lying?


There is no room for other stabilizing pillars for localities when the fed moves in. Businesses and churches threaten exposing the inherent incompetence.
 
2013-03-06 01:44:26 PM

George Walker Bush: Dimensio: George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.

Are you unaware that churches do not lose tax-exempt status when they refuse to marry interracial couples, or are you just lying?

There is no room for other stabilizing pillars for localities when the fed moves in. Businesses and churches threaten exposing the inherent incompetence.


I...
Umm...
But the....
Oh just go fark yourself
 
2013-03-06 01:48:32 PM

George Walker Bush: The effort to keep marriage a government institution and not relinquishing to equal civil unions is only to undermine churches.


Which is why duly appointed judges and ships' captains should not be allowed to officiate at weddings. They are part of the plot to persecute the Christian minority in the USA
 
2013-03-06 01:52:43 PM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: i always think that. I'm sure it's 'eugenics' and that makes me worse than Hitler, but some people are just way too dumb to be entrusted with another human being.


There's also those just too lacking in empathy, as long as you're going the eugenics route.
 
2013-03-06 02:01:13 PM

abb3w: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: i always think that. I'm sure it's 'eugenics' and that makes me worse than Hitler, but some people are just way too dumb to be entrusted with another human being.

There's also those just too lacking in empathy, as long as you're going the eugenics route.


Debtors' prison for deadbeat partners would be an acceptable compromise, but they'd just walk it back after acquiescence. Anything to destroy the family.
 
2013-03-06 02:04:43 PM
Not their "lives" ruined, subby. Their ambitions, and perhaps their revenue streams.
 
2013-03-06 03:20:48 PM
The funniest video I saw (and I can't farking find it again) is where they're describing how gay marriage would destroy heterosexual marriage.  I couple are at the altar ready to take their vows when someone announces that gay marriage is now legal.  The groom pushes the bride off the altar and pulls up his best man and marries him.

That's about the only scenario where gay marriage would affect traditional heterosexual marriage.
 
2013-03-06 03:51:59 PM

George Walker Bush: qorkfiend: George Walker Bush: The effort to keep marriage a government institution and not relinquishing to equal civil unions is only to undermine churches.

It would appear that you're entirely ignorant of the difference between "marriage" (a contract enforced by the government, like all contracts) and a "wedding" (the religious blessing of a union).

And religion is of no use when signing any old contract. Hope your contract doesn't include kids.


So... you have no problem with any liberal church or synagogue marrying gay couples, letting them have weddings, and then them enjoying the same legal benefits offered straight married couples granted the same process by conservative (and liberal) churches, right?
 
2013-03-06 03:58:09 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: George Walker Bush: FloydA: What message were you hoping to convey here? This doesn't even make sense. Did you just pick some words at random?

I'm sure it won't make sense to you until churches lose their tax-exempt status for being bigoted against sexual proclivities and they all come under your great leviathan. Then it won't matter how we got there.

Are you having a stroke? Do you need somebody to call 911?


If so, there''s a California independent living center that specializes in that sort of thing. :-)
 
2013-03-06 04:00:19 PM
There's a weird similarity between "marriage defenders" and people who think only they can use the  n-word.  "It's OURS, even though it's horrible!" :-)
 
2013-03-06 05:31:55 PM

abb3w: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: i always think that. I'm sure it's 'eugenics' and that makes me worse than Hitler, but some people are just way too dumb to be entrusted with another human being.

There's also those just too lacking in empathy, as long as you're going the eugenics route.


If you're implying I lack empathy, why don't you take a moment to consider the plight of the people raised by morons. I  certainly am.
 
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