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2013-03-06 11:08:22 AM
Sage advice.
 
2013-03-06 11:10:28 AM
But did she fark like a tiger?
 
2013-03-06 11:11:16 AM
At least she died doing what she loved.
 
2013-03-06 11:12:45 AM
"The couple was at a secluded spot in an area known as the Zimbabwe Bush"

He, of course, was in a Zimbabwe Bush...

He ate her pussy and a pussy ate her. I can see the symmetry of that.
 
2013-03-06 11:13:18 AM
Yeah... that would pretty much be the worst.
 
2013-03-06 11:13:28 AM

Do the needful: At least she died doing what she loved.


Getting eaten?
 
2013-03-06 11:13:44 AM
Kinky.
I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane
 
2013-03-06 11:13:56 AM
And the site is "Opposing Views."

I think you SHOULD fark around lions.

Also,

img15.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-06 11:14:06 AM
"when the lion joined the party"

Not to be a stickler but if anything, he crashed it.
 
2013-03-06 11:14:29 AM
in Mugabe's Zimbabwe, pussy eats YOU
 
2013-03-06 11:14:51 AM
I guess in the jungle that lion didn't sleep that night?
 
2013-03-06 11:15:43 AM
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
 
2013-03-06 11:19:16 AM
Kitty Cock Block. I hate that.
 
2013-03-06 11:19:44 AM
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion eats your girlfriend.
 
2013-03-06 11:19:46 AM
FTA: Her boyfriend is believed to have jumped and fled when the lion joined the party.

Just proves the point, that you don't have to be faster than a lion, just the person you are with.
 
2013-03-06 11:21:06 AM
Jesus Christ, it's a lion!  Get in my vagina!
 
2013-03-06 11:22:47 AM
She came and went at the same time.
 
2013-03-06 11:25:31 AM
I'm not sure I can believe this story.  They weren't in Kenya.  You can't see lions in Zimbabwe.
 
2013-03-06 11:26:58 AM
If you have to worry about lions killing you in your neighborhood, I think it's time to move.
 
2013-03-06 11:27:42 AM
You made a woman meow??
 
2013-03-06 11:29:02 AM
At least she was born free.
 
2013-03-06 11:29:21 AM

Slartibeerfest: "when the lion joined the party"

Not to be a stickler but if anything, he crashed it.


He devoured it.
 
2013-03-06 11:29:49 AM
Don't have sex where lions are known to roam.

Sage advice.

Who'd a thought you'd have to mention this?
 
2013-03-06 11:30:00 AM
area known as the Zimbabwe Bush

She really ought to trim that thang.
 
2013-03-06 11:30:49 AM

internut scholar: FTA: Her boyfriend is believed to have jumped and fled when the lion joined the party.

Just proves the point, that you don't have to be faster than a lion, just the person you are with.


If you can't be with the one you love, run from the one you're with.

I sense a hit single.
 
2013-03-06 11:30:53 AM

reillan: You can't see lions in Zimbabwe.


Zimbabwe has invisible lions?

How will we know when we need to get in the car?
 
2013-03-06 11:31:46 AM

Ratchet_of_knoxville: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion eats your girlfriend.


Jungle love, it's drivin' me mad,
It's makin' me tasty... (tasty)...
 
2013-03-06 11:31:57 AM
CAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEL
THE LOVE
TONIGHT
 
2013-03-06 11:32:06 AM
"He who farks & runs away, lives to fark another day"
-naked  Zimbabwe man
 
2013-03-06 11:33:17 AM

ram.1500: "He who farks & runs away, lives to fark another day"
-naked  Zimbabwe man


"So you recently broke up with your girlfriend because you came too quickly?"
"No, we're not together because I left too fast..."
 
2013-03-06 11:33:22 AM
I'm guessing she was on top?
 
2013-03-06 11:33:40 AM

Mr Guy: reillan: You can't see lions in Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe has invisible lions?

How will we know when we need to get in the car?


You just need one of these:
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-06 11:34:27 AM
ummm...so did he finish?
 
2013-03-06 11:36:06 AM
Don't go lyin' with a lion in the sack.  Now you know.
 
2013-03-06 11:37:53 AM
FTA: ...The remains of the man were found Monday on the outskirts of town and a hunt for that lion is still underway.

They should go to the next meeting of the local Lions Club. I bet he'll show up there.
 
2013-03-06 11:38:28 AM
You can't hide your lion eyes.
 
2013-03-06 11:40:21 AM

cleveoh: Ratchet_of_knoxville: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion eats your girlfriend.

Jungle love, it's drivin' me mad,
It's makin' me tasty... (tasty)...


Good one but I was thinking more like this:

Morris Day and the Time- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUybqRzX2sk
 
2013-03-06 11:40:25 AM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-03-06 11:40:27 AM
www.imfdb.org
 
ows
2013-03-06 11:40:53 AM
that idiot and his girlfriend who were ate by a bear should have told her not to throw her bloody tampon in the bushes right next to their tent.
 
2013-03-06 11:41:54 AM
Never to into the jungle without a wingo whip.
 
2013-03-06 11:41:57 AM
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 11:42:02 AM

reillan: I'm not sure I can believe this story.  They weren't in Kenya.  You can't see lions in Zimbabwe.


what??
/not sure if serious
 
2013-03-06 11:43:04 AM

ows: that idiot and his girlfriend who were ate by a bear should have told her not to throw her bloody tampon in the bushes right next to their tent.


There was a great headline some months back to this effect: Study shows bears do not attack menstruating women, whereas menstruating women will attack damn near anything.
 
2013-03-06 11:44:35 AM
"Don't have sex in secluded areas where lions are know to roam"

Don't tell me what to do, Subs. You're not the boss of me. I do what I want!
 
2013-03-06 11:45:42 AM
Maybe it was a half lion half bear?  I heard bears are attracted to women menstrating...
 
2013-03-06 11:46:00 AM

JackieRabbit: "The couple was at a secluded spot in an area known as the Zimbabwe Bush"

He, of course, was in a Zimbabwe Bush...


Sure, making love where lions are roaming is kind of dumb, but calling her a Zimbabwe Bush is harsh.
 
2013-03-06 11:47:10 AM
Sounds like their hakuna got matataed!
 
2013-03-06 11:47:41 AM
I love how it's from an outlet named "Opposing Views", as if there will be a panel discussing the pros and cons of having sex near lions.
 
2013-03-06 11:50:28 AM
Her boyfriend is believed to have jumped and fled when the lion joined the party.
Who says chivalry is dead.
 
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