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(Gawker)   First it was Obama's Magic Time Machine that started the recession. Then it was Obama's Magic Weather Machine that caused Sandy. But I think we all can agree having a Magic Cancer Machine is a bridge to far. He must be stopped   (gawker.com) divider line 14
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2013-03-06 11:57:00 AM  
10 votes:

GiantRex: If he really does have a magic cancer machine, why the hell hasn't he used it on all the republicans in congress yet?


It can only give you brain cancer.
2013-03-06 11:55:40 AM  
7 votes:
Seal Team Sicks?
2013-03-06 11:18:59 AM  
4 votes:
HAARP: is there anything it can't do?
2013-03-06 12:31:38 PM  
2 votes:
i56.photobucket.com
2013-03-06 01:23:43 PM  
1 votes:

SnarfVader: offmymeds: to - Particle

to

A particle used for marking the following verb as an infinitive.

I want to leave.
He asked me what to do.
I don't know how to say it.
I have places to go and people to see.

As above, with the verb implied.

"Did you visit the museum?" "I wanted to, but it was closed."
If he hasn't read it yet, he ought to.

too - Adverb

too (not comparable)

(focus) Likewise
(conjunctive) also; in addition.
(degree) To an excessive degree; over; more than enough.
(degree, colloquial) To a high degree, very

She doesn't talk too much.
I'm not too sure about this.

(affirmation, colloquial) used to contradict a negative assertion.

You're not old enough yet.
I am, too!

You've put way to two much thought into intoo this.


FTFY
2013-03-06 12:47:18 PM  
1 votes:
SpectroBoy:  Slowly poisioning him with a radioactive material would be child's play for a super secret three letter agency and he WAS a major pain in the USA's ass.

No he really wasn't. His actions had a miniscule effect on us.
2013-03-06 12:42:49 PM  
1 votes:
I'll worry when Obama's sybian comes after me.
2013-03-06 12:31:42 PM  
1 votes:
when will Obama turn off his fart machine


:(
2013-03-06 12:17:29 PM  
1 votes:

gopher321: Pardon my naivete, but I should think it's pretty easy to give someone cancer.

And I wouldn't put it beyond the US's acronym crowd.


/watched 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised'


Just to review bio 101 for everyone in the thread before these kinds of posts get out of hand, cancer doesn't actually work that way.  It's a form of statistical biological failure, even if you load up all the risk factors you can find, any kind of exposure that doesn't have a chance of killing your target outright will not push the change of cancer formation beyond a crapshoot, making it the single lamest way to attempt an assassination ever.

Especially when, with the kind of continued, easy access that kind of low-level, continued exposure that kind of thing implies, buying the uniform of a local political enemy, walking up to the front door, and giving him twenty or thirty rounds of acute lead poisoning while loudly proclaiming your allegiance to insurgent faction X that's conveniently also a US enemy, and selling that, is by comparison almost effortless.
2013-03-06 12:12:42 PM  
1 votes:

neversubmit: Weaponized cancer? Unpossible!


It's a natural outgrowth of the Kennedys' plan to kill Castro with cigars.
2013-03-06 12:04:21 PM  
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: GiantRex: If he really does have a magic cancer machine, why the hell hasn't he used it on all the republicans in congress yet?

It can only give you brain cancer.


HEY OHHHHHHH!
2013-03-06 11:57:21 AM  
1 votes:
Can't wait to see Grandpa Simpso..., er John McCain on the Sunday talk shows expressing "grave concerns" over the implications of the President giving cancer to foreign leaders.
2013-03-06 11:56:09 AM  
1 votes:
"Far" ain't no place I ever heard of.
2013-03-06 11:44:08 AM  
1 votes:
Pardon my naivete, but I should think it's pretty easy to give someone cancer.

And I wouldn't put it beyond the US's acronym crowd.


/watched 'The Revolution Will Not Be Televised'
 
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