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(Gawker)   First it was Obama's Magic Time Machine that started the recession. Then it was Obama's Magic Weather Machine that caused Sandy. But I think we all can agree having a Magic Cancer Machine is a bridge to far. He must be stopped   (gawker.com) divider line 67
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2013-03-06 01:52:13 PM
But why would he kill his best buddy?

Unless.....

shiat! He wants to be Pharaoh of Upper AND Lower America! shiat!
 
2013-03-06 02:03:04 PM

griffer: But why would he kill his best buddy?

Unless.....

shiat! He wants to be Pharaoh of Upper AND Lower America! shiat!


It's all part of Soros and the UN's evil master plan to make him King O' the World!
 
2013-03-06 02:03:51 PM

Somacandra: He gave chavez to Cancer?


That's too evil even for Obama.
 
2013-03-06 02:04:51 PM

MutantMotherMouse: SnarfVader: MutantMotherMouse: Philip Francis Queeg: GiantRex: If he really does have a magic cancer machine, why the hell hasn't he used it on all the republicans in congress yet?

It can only give you brain cancer.

*swish*
nothing but air net

FTFY

/You're only mad because it's true.


I ain't bovvered.
Am I even bovvered though?
Are you disrespecting me?
Are you disrespecting the House of Mouse?
Are you stupid?
Do I look bovvered?
I ain't even bovvered.

/Seriously, very MMM typical
//I also fall up stairs


What does 3M have to do with anything?

/Don't worry. Obama's Brain Cancer Machine won't have any effect on you either.
 
2013-03-06 02:19:00 PM

SnarfVader: MutantMotherMouse: SnarfVader: MutantMotherMouse: Philip Francis Queeg: GiantRex: If he really does have a magic cancer machine, why the hell hasn't he used it on all the republicans in congress yet?

It can only give you brain cancer.

*swish*
nothing but air net

FTFY

/You're only mad because it's true.


I ain't bovvered.
Am I even bovvered though?
Are you disrespecting me?
Are you disrespecting the House of Mouse?
Are you stupid?
Do I look bovvered?
I ain't even bovvered.

/Seriously, very MMM typical
//I also fall up stairs

What does 3M have to do with anything?

/Don't worry. Obama's Brain Cancer Machine won't have any effect on you either.


MutantMother ... oh, nevermind. I think we're both safe.
 
2013-03-06 02:24:45 PM

MutantMotherMouse: SnarfVader: MutantMotherMouse: SnarfVader: MutantMotherMouse: Philip Francis Queeg: GiantRex: If he really does have a magic cancer machine, why the hell hasn't he used it on all the republicans in congress yet?

It can only give you brain cancer.

*swish*
nothing but air net

FTFY

/You're only mad because it's true.


I ain't bovvered.
Am I even bovvered though?
Are you disrespecting me?
Are you disrespecting the House of Mouse?
Are you stupid?
Do I look bovvered?
I ain't even bovvered.

/Seriously, very MMM typical
//I also fall up stairs

What does 3M have to do with anything?

/Don't worry. Obama's Brain Cancer Machine won't have any effect on you either.

MutantMother ... oh, nevermind. I think we're both safe.


Ooooh. Nevermind. Guess we are.
 
2013-03-06 02:36:17 PM
You know who ELSE went a bridge too far?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-06 02:46:25 PM
I don't think I'd seen your login before I made up mine. I humbly apologize for ripping off your alliteration

/I'll just have to think of something new
 
2013-03-06 03:12:08 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: SpectroBoy:  Slowly poisioning him with a radioactive material would be child's play for a super secret three letter agency and he WAS a major pain in the USA's ass.

No he really wasn't. His actions had a miniscule effect on us.


He was a major pain in the USA's ass from the standpoint of "not letting the US and its multinational corporations exploit his country thoroughly".

I'm not sure about the rest of the government, but it seems "denying us access" is enough impetus for the CIA to cause more than a couple 'accidental' plane crashes, et cetera. I'm pretty sure every US-opposed nigh-dictatorial governor in charge of a country with valuable resources knows not to fly private jets over secluded areas of land by now.
 
2013-03-06 03:29:11 PM

Jackson Herring: when will Obama turn off his fart machine


:(


ppppffffffftttttttt
 
2013-03-06 03:49:12 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: GiantRex: If he really does have a magic cancer machine, why the hell hasn't he used it on all the republicans in congress yet?

It can only give you brain cancer.


Oh, so we wouldn't notice the difference.  Bummer.
 
2013-03-06 04:32:29 PM
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What Obama's cancer machine might look like
 
2013-03-06 05:56:21 PM

OrangeSnapper: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]

What Obama's cancer machine might look like


Damn that magical time machine again!

TSA Broadens Use of 'Backscatter X-Ray' Machines That Conduct 'Virtual Strip Searches': The Transportation Security Administration is expanding the use of "backscatter X-ray" systems for passenger screening. The $100,000 refrigerator-size machines use "backscatter" technology, which bounces low-radiation X-rays off of a passenger to produce photo-quality images of travelers as if they were undressed. Computer processing partially obscures the image that is available to operators. TSA states that the agency will delete the raw images, but there is no law or regulation that prevents the agency from saving the original, detailed images. Until there is such a prohibition, EPIC believes funding for the program should be suspended. See EPIC's Spotlight on Surveillance and page on Backscatter X-ray. (October 11, 2007)Field Tests Begin in Arizona on Backscatter X-Ray Machines: An X-ray machine aimed at detecting weapons and explosives hidden on passengers is scheduled to make its debut Friday at Phoenix's Sky Harbor International Airport. The "backscatter" will be in operation at Security Checkpoint B in Terminal 4. While any Terminal 4 ticketed passenger can pass through any checkpoint, the B concourse is primarily used by travelers on Tempe-based US Airways. (February 21, 2007)Phoenix Airport to Use 'Backscatter' X-Ray on Travelers: Sky Harbor International Airport here will test a new federal screening system that takes X-rays of passenger's bodies to detect concealed explosives and other weapons. The technology, called backscatter, has been around for several years but has not been widely used in the U.S. as an anti-terrorism tool because of privacy concerns. (December 1, 2006)  http://epic.org/privacy/airtravel/backscatter/
 
2013-03-06 06:53:39 PM
10 cc of Helacyton gartleri just might do the job.
 
2013-03-06 08:38:37 PM
The

HighOnCraic: You know who ELSE went a bridge too far?


Bubsy, the cat with an attitude?
 
2013-03-07 12:58:49 AM
If he had a magic cancer machine, Boehner would have been gone years ago.
 
2013-03-07 10:04:19 AM

Stoker: If he had a magic cancer machine, Boehner would have been gone years ago.


You're just going to openly admit discriminating against cancer patients in your tastes??! Huh, way to pull a Newt.
 
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