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(Manchester Evening News)   "911, how can I help you?" "It's an emergency We've been robbed" "Sir, please describe the details." "The referee just ejected our player for a non-existent foul" *click* "Hello?"   (manchestereveningnews.co.uk) divider line 7
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2013-03-06 12:04:40 PM  
4 votes:
Wait.  I thought it was 0118 999 88199 9119 7253.
2013-03-06 10:56:36 AM  
2 votes:

colinspooky: 999, how can I help you?


"999 wot da fuk do u wnt?!"

It's all staffed by 14 year old chavs who text everything.
2013-03-06 06:38:05 PM  
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Adolf Oliver Nipples: Koman Coulibaly: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Koman Coulibaly: Lee's_Austin: sno man: Did you see the play? That red card was criminal.

How so?  However, kicking another man is, in fact, criminal.

What the hell do you know about calling soccer games, Koman Coulibaly?

I'm an experienced world class official that has overseen matches across the globe including at the World Cup and the African Cup of Nations.  What the fark are your qualifications to pass judgement on the official's call?  How you see it through your drunken biased eyes?

A lot better than you did through your obviously crack-addled brain. Next time you disallow a goal for a foul you might want to be sure that there was actually a foul. How did it feel being sent home for being a screw-up?


Further proof of your lack of qualification.  There was a foul.  That's why the call was made. That's what FIFA pays officials to do.  If teams weren't filled with spoiled cheating assholes, cheered on drunken racist idiots, there would not be as many calls in a game and the officials would be treated with the respect they rightfully deserve. In addition, get your facts right, I was not sent home.  There aren't as many games in the knockout phase so some excellent officials will not get to oversee games in both pool play and the knockout.  It happens.  To quote Jose-Marcia Garcia-Aranda, head of refereeing for FIFA, about the 2010 World Cup referees; "We are very, very satisfied with the performance of the referees."  That's TWO very's!
2013-03-06 06:06:42 PM  
1 votes:

Koman Coulibaly: Lee's_Austin: sno man: Did you see the play? That red card was criminal.

How so?  However, kicking another man is, in fact, criminal.


What the hell do you know about calling soccer games, Koman Coulibaly?

/Yes, I know it's a screen name
//You probably should have gone with a different one
///Just sayin'
2013-03-06 01:33:56 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-03-06 01:30:58 PM  
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: Hilarity_N_Sues: Subby here. I know the difference between 911/999, just thought it'd have a better chance of going green if I went with the version that's more familiar on this side of the pond. And I was right. :)

On that note, what idiot in America decided 911 was better than 999?  It's easier to teach very young kids to dial 999 than 911.

/not that anyone has a landline, so perhaps a moot point today
//tweet #ohshiat


They knew ahead of time about 9/11, so they made sure to push for it so there would be the 9/11-911 coincidence.

Don't you people know anything? THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
2013-03-06 12:19:03 PM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Is this an exceptional occurrence or do Manchester United fans constantly act like Seahawk/49er fans after a big loss?


are you kidding? half of them act like that after a win.

/i kid
//mostly
 
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