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(The Register)   Today, in headlines you didn't want to see: "Carrie Fisher dusts off THAT bikini for Star Wars VII"   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 156
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2013-03-06 09:16:17 AM
She barely remembers being in the first three movies.
 
2013-03-06 09:24:16 AM
Help us Obi Wan, you're our only hope.
 
2013-03-06 09:28:07 AM
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
 
2013-03-06 09:32:03 AM
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
 
2013-03-06 09:37:25 AM
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2013-03-06 09:52:38 AM
Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.
 
2013-03-06 09:56:00 AM
ILM is going to have their hands full. .

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content9.flixster.com

/will they get it on again?
 
2013-03-06 09:59:20 AM
Han Solo: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur. 
Luke: There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. 
Han Solo: You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
 
2013-03-06 10:01:03 AM
Let me finish that sentence for everyone:

"...and hands it off to a nubile, young starlet."
 
2013-03-06 10:02:19 AM

Slaxl: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]


Winnar!
 
2013-03-06 10:02:29 AM
The one where you could see, in Carrie's words, "all the way to Florida"?
 
2013-03-06 10:02:52 AM
I wonder if Carrie is fat because of the bipolar medications.
 
2013-03-06 10:03:26 AM
I'd still do her. I'm into that kind of thing.
 
2013-03-06 10:03:54 AM
"She's in an intergalactic old folks' home."

I don't care to see that old flesh!
 
2013-03-06 10:04:03 AM
What a wonderful smell you've discovered.

Into the chute flyboy!
 
2013-03-06 10:05:07 AM
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
 
2013-03-06 10:05:38 AM
I am trying to remember how she looked in THAT bikini.....if only there was some way to help my memory.
 
Skr
2013-03-06 10:07:48 AM
Well that pretty much guarantees that we will see some heavy Movie Magic .
 
2013-03-06 10:09:23 AM
I have to assume they're casting her as Yoda.
 
2013-03-06 10:10:06 AM
Meh - it'll be fine. Duct-tape the boobs upwards and let the CGI geeks work their magic.
 
2013-03-06 10:10:33 AM
I gotta bad feeling about this...
 
2013-03-06 10:11:11 AM
The replacements will come from the crew of firefly.
 
2013-03-06 10:11:40 AM
*scans headline*


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2013-03-06 10:13:43 AM
Those aren't the tits I'm hoping for.
 
2013-03-06 10:14:46 AM

grokca: Help us Obi Wan, you're our only hope.


Sybarite: She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.


DammitIForgotMyLogin: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.


Slaxl: [sarlacc_pit.jpg]


pounddawg: What a wonderful smell you've discovered.


Bondith: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.


litespeed74: I gotta bad feeling about this...


These are all wonderful.
 
2013-03-06 10:16:48 AM
This thread is fully of awesome.
 
2013-03-06 10:18:36 AM
She's the fattest hunk of junk in the galaxy.
 
2013-03-06 10:18:40 AM
Who's she going to play?  She already choked out Jabba in Jedi.
 
2013-03-06 10:20:58 AM
i15.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 10:21:12 AM
Don't shoot! It's Magnetically sealed!
 
2013-03-06 10:21:26 AM
*** BREAKING ***
Leaked raw footage of Star Wars VII!

www.csstutorial.net
 
2013-03-06 10:21:32 AM
I bet that bikini would cover a scruffy-looking nerf herder now.
 
2013-03-06 10:21:59 AM
Lest we forget...

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-06 10:21:59 AM
Just have a few scenes with her: speech to the senate, a family dinner or something with Han and the kids and then the kids go off to see Uncle Luke for Jedi practice.
 
2013-03-06 10:25:51 AM
*fap* *fap* *fap*
 
2013-03-06 10:26:03 AM
they are trying to fool you with this false storyline, she will end up being a badass Jedi, he dad was Darth Vader
 
2013-03-06 10:27:16 AM
That's no moon...
 
2013-03-06 10:28:43 AM

Shady_Short_Busser: That's no moon...


It's a space whale!
 
2013-03-06 10:29:04 AM
This thread is full of win
 
2013-03-06 10:29:26 AM

aug3: they are trying to fool you with this false storyline, she will end up being a bigass Jedi, he dad was Darth Vader



FIFY
 
2013-03-06 10:31:03 AM
We can finally find out what happened to alderran.
 
2013-03-06 10:32:01 AM
She has altered the bikini.  Pray she does not alter it further.
 
mhd
2013-03-06 10:36:29 AM
All right, I'll give it a try.
 
2013-03-06 10:36:57 AM
Well, I hope they'll get Mark Hamill. He's already done some screen tests, he should be really good

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"Don't fark with a jedi master, son"
 
2013-03-06 10:37:33 AM

give me doughnuts: Lest we forget...

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x280]


you know, i really wonder how much this stamped my sexuality as a boy and has forever made me a fan of this type of brunette.

10% of the women ive ... um... been intimate with have been blondes. everyone else looks like the phoebe cates in fast times at ridgemont high, sandra bollock, princess leia, megan fox (pre surgery) types
 
2013-03-06 10:39:17 AM
Yeah, my guess is she'll be in the Mon Mothma role.  Wearing big robes, standing behind a podium, giving a speech or sitting in a Jedi Council chair talking to someone.

She's not the action star of this.  And I'm ok with that.  It's her voice that concerns me.  She's gotten very 'husky' voiced over the years.
 
2013-03-06 10:39:55 AM
Last pics i saw of her, she looked like an old yenta. Get her a trainer and dietician, she'll be good to go. Mid 50's isn't awful. Leia can be a cougar in space.

Now with Hamill, they are going to need a lot....A LOT..of makeup or something to make him presentable. Unless they write the movie to explain how horrid he looks. Space herpes? Intergalatic thyroid issues?
 
2013-03-06 10:40:55 AM
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-03-06 10:42:49 AM

HKWolf: Space herpes? Intergalatic thyroid issues?


i lolled.
 
2013-03-06 10:43:55 AM

StopLurkListen: *** BREAKING ***
Leaked raw footage of Star Wars VII!

[www.csstutorial.net image 300x300]


Dumbass! You got the wrong image, that is pre-post processing. Here is the correct teaser image:
i.imgur.com
Starwars VII: The lensflare strikes back.
 
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