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(This Is Bristol)   The teen hit the man, then drove off as 'he wasn't exactly dead or anything'   (thisisbristol.co.uk) divider line 12
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2013-03-06 09:53:13 AM  
2 votes:
Checklist:

____ Mostly dead
____ Merely dead
____ Most sincerely dead
2013-03-06 11:13:14 AM  
1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: Do you guys remember a while back some pot heads were running over women joggers so they could rape them?


no
2013-03-06 11:07:17 AM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Free Radical: UncleStumpy: this is the "it's not my fault" generation

Their parents are Republicans.

Im England? Most unusual!
What does one call the children of English Democrats?

"On The Dole."
2013-03-06 11:05:59 AM  
1 votes:
jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com

Sometimes, dead is bettah.
2013-03-06 10:17:20 AM  
1 votes:

Free Radical: UncleStumpy: this is the "it's not my fault" generation

Their parents are Republicans.

Han and Lando

/FTFY
2013-03-06 10:10:57 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: "The court heard that Churchill had taken over the driving on their trip into Bristol from Yate because Moore had such a "terrible sense of direction"."

Is he right about women, fellas?


She had a terrible sense of direction but he had a terrible sense for driving...
2013-03-06 10:05:02 AM  
1 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros


Checklist:

____ Mostly dead
____ Merely dead
____ Most sincerely All dead


OOOooooh, look who knows so much!

captainawkwarddotcom.files.wordpress.com


pic is borrowed
2013-03-06 10:03:56 AM  
1 votes:

Nurglitch: He should have run the guy over again, to make sure. Otherwise it's the start of a horror movie.


Cletus and Earl go hunting.   Cletus accidentally shoots Earl.  In a panic, Cletus calls 911 on his cellphone.  The dispatcher tries to calm him down, and says "First, make sure he's dead."  The dispatcher hears *BLAM* from the other end of the phone, and Cletus comes back on and said "OK, he's dead for sure.  Now what?"
2013-03-06 10:00:57 AM  
1 votes:
He should have run the guy over again, to make sure. Otherwise it's the start of a horror movie.
2013-03-06 09:51:11 AM  
1 votes:
He doesn't want to go on the cart.
2013-03-06 09:49:28 AM  
1 votes:
smash, smash, SUMMASH!
2013-03-06 09:21:53 AM  
1 votes:
He's not dead, he's only resting.
 
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