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		The teen hit the man, then drove off as 'he wasn't exactly dead or anything' (thisisbristol.co.uk)		12
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2013-03-06 09:53:13 AM

2 votes:

Checklist:

____ Mostly dead
____ Merely dead
____ Most sincerely dead

vudukungfu		2013-03-06 11:13:14 AM

1 votes:

FullMetalPanda: Do you guys remember a while back some pot heads were running over women joggers so they could rape them?

no

perigee		2013-03-06 11:07:17 AM

1 votes:

mikaloyd: Free Radical: UncleStumpy: this is the "it's not my fault" generation

Their parents are Republicans.

Im England? Most unusual!
What does one call the children of English Democrats?
"On The Dole."

cynicalbastard		2013-03-06 11:05:59 AM

1 votes:

Sometimes, dead is bettah.

Bondith		2013-03-06 10:17:20 AM

1 votes:

Free Radical: UncleStumpy: this is the "it's not my fault" generation

Their parents are ~~Republicans~~. Han and Lando

/FTFY

weapon13		2013-03-06 10:10:57 AM

1 votes:

skinink: "The court heard that Churchill had taken over the driving on their trip into Bristol from Yate because Moore had such a "terrible sense of direction"."

Is he right about women, fellas?

She had a terrible sense of direction but he had a terrible sense for driving...

Englebert Slaptyback		2013-03-06 10:05:02 AM

1 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

Checklist:

____ Mostly dead
____ Merely dead
____ ~~Most sincerely~~ All dead

OOOooooh, look who knows so much!

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Bondith		2013-03-06 10:03:56 AM

1 votes:

Nurglitch: He should have run the guy over again, to make sure. Otherwise it's the start of a horror movie.

Cletus and Earl go hunting. Cletus accidentally shoots Earl. In a panic, Cletus calls 911 on his cellphone. The dispatcher tries to calm him down, and says "First, make sure he's dead." The dispatcher hears *BLAM* from the other end of the phone, and Cletus comes back on and said "OK, he's dead for sure. Now what?"