Nurglitch: He should have run the guy over again, to make sure. Otherwise it's the start of a horror movie.
skinink: "The court heard that Churchill had taken over the driving on their trip into Bristol from Yate because Moore had such a "terrible sense of direction"."Is he right about women, fellas?
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UncleStumpy: this is the "it's not my fault" generation
Free Radical: UncleStumpy: this is the "it's not my fault" generationTheir parents are Republicans.
Skr: I need to remember this excuse. It could prove.... useful.
dv-ous: [i47.tinypic.com image 480x360]/Approves//farking douchey kids./My lawn... off.
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mikaloyd: Free Radical: UncleStumpy: this is the "it's not my fault" generationTheir parents are Republicans.Im England? Most unusual!What does one call the children of English Democrats?
FullMetalPanda: Do you guys remember a while back some pot heads were running over women joggers so they could rape them?
FullMetalPanda: It might have been better that he didn't stop. Do you guys remember a while back some pot heads were running over women joggers so they could rape them? It didn't matter if they died from getting hit or not, they just wanted to rape them.
Bubbacus: FTFA: "Mr (Daniel) Lewis was half way across the road when he was struck. The defendant then continued to drive over his foot. He didn't stop."Obviously... (Takes off sunglasses.) His Left Foot. YEAAAAH!/Thank you! All week, tip, veal, etc...//Daniel Day Lewis was in a movie called "My Left Foot." Never saw it, but I think it's about his left foot.///Comedy is fun!////I made it up to four slashies! My high score!
BarkingUnicorn: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Checklist:____ Mostly dead____ Merely dead____ Most sincerely deadLegitimately dead
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