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(ABC Action News)   Two park employees overturn old truck tire, discover 100,000 Africanized killer bees. "It was like bees all in the cab...So I'm trying to swat, and they say never to swat bees"   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 89
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2013-03-06 09:20:11 AM
Michael Caine tried to warn us.

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2013-03-06 09:32:48 AM
i428.photobucket.com
/oblig
 
2013-03-06 09:42:14 AM
How do you Africanize a bee?

/too hung over to think of a racist punchline
 
2013-03-06 09:49:54 AM
At least it wasn't dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark bees shoot out.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-06 09:55:56 AM

Mugato: How do you Africanize a bee?

25.media.tumblr.com

 
2013-03-06 10:16:05 AM

Mugato: How do you Africanize a bee?


Look for its birth certificate?
 
2013-03-06 10:31:34 AM
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Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're stinging like crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!
 
2013-03-06 10:38:50 AM
I imagine "discover" is a rather mild verb to use in this situation.
 
2013-03-06 10:39:09 AM
His only weakness.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-06 10:41:30 AM
FTFA: So this colony's been breeding and sending out colonies," he said, an ominous prediction that there are many more of the killer bees in the Tampa Bay area.

Don't fark with the bees until late dusk.  Then gas (spray) them or burn them depending on whether they're in the ground or not.

/What is so hard about this?  Oh wait... Florida
 
2013-03-06 10:41:36 AM
 
2013-03-06 10:41:52 AM
I hope they got them to the Asrtodome.
 
2013-03-06 10:42:10 AM
Attractive and successful African bees?
 
2013-03-06 10:42:34 AM
Wu-Tang killer bees, they're on the swarm.
 
2013-03-06 10:42:55 AM
Once you go Africanized killer bee you never go back.
 
2013-03-06 10:45:45 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-06 10:45:51 AM
Aren't they supposed to be referred to as African-Americanized bees now?
 
2013-03-06 10:46:10 AM
"Oh that dirty bee... I will mash him!"
 
2013-03-06 10:46:13 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
"All is going according to plan."
 
2013-03-06 10:46:54 AM
Chris Farley, Seinfeld, and Nic Cage.

Yep. We're done here.

/killer beeeees, the killer bees are coming
//spreading fear and terror in our lands
///they're always buzzing, never humming
////they're gonna swarm across the rio grande
/hah, now I KNOW that's obscure
 
2013-03-06 10:49:35 AM

Mugato: How do you Africanize a bee?

/too hung over to think of a racist punchline


Give it a giant shlong.
 
2013-03-06 10:49:53 AM
www.obsessedwithwrestling.com

approves
 
2013-03-06 10:50:16 AM
Damn image size rules.

http://i.imgur.com/qrLEV.gif
 
2013-03-06 10:50:41 AM

Apos: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 350x263]
"All is going according to plan."


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-06 10:50:42 AM
I would think this more deserves the SCARY tag, rather than the FLORIDA tag.  There was nothing particularly "Florida" about this.  It was more some guys getting stung for doing their job.  Could have happened in Bumfark, Idaho.

/Did I just defend Florida?
//I think I need a shower
 
2013-03-06 10:51:52 AM
Maybe it's because I'm from the Twin Cities, but my first thought was The Gear Daddies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAPe56kIWEA
 
2013-03-06 10:52:15 AM

ArgusRun: Damn image size rules.

http://i.imgur.com/qrLEV.gif


That would be good television.
 
2013-03-06 10:52:44 AM
You know, even regular bees will get all sting-y if you flip their farking hive over. Quit overreacting. And who ever said you can't swat a bee? It may not be the best plan of action for use on a bee that's already stinging you, but if you can get one before it puts its barb-n-self-pumping-sac into you, sweet.
 
2013-03-06 10:52:47 AM
"Give me another," the bee slurred.

"I think you've had enough, sir," the bartender replied jovially. "You're small and your tolerance is low."

"I'LL KILL YOU!" the bee exclaimed, shattering his glass upon the floor and lunging for the bartender's exposed neck.

The bartender tore off his shirt, allowing his puny muscles to glisten under the dim bar lights, and came out from behind the counter, to the eager cheers of his associates. This was the most excitement they'd had in weeks - they were pretty pathetic.

"C'mon, bee. I'll teach you some manners," the bartender growled as he raised his fists threateningly.

"Who do you think you are, Miss Manners or something?" the bee replied. "I'll have you know I happen to have a certificate from one of the finest finishing schools in Ireland."

"Which one?" asked one of the bartender's colleagues.

"Hey! I'm trying to have a fight here, you imbeciles," protested the bartender, getting very tired from holding up his dukes. He decided to compromise and hold them at half mast, while resting up against a bar stool.

"You givin' up already, ya wuss?" the bee hollered, as he flew defiantly in front of the bartender, dodging blow after pointless blow.

"Jus' restin'," the bartender panted breathlessly as he flailed his arms about desperately.

"Beaten by a bee," the bee said smugly.

The bartender tried to stammer out a reply, but found he had no air left in his lungs. He slumped over and wheezed, and then fell to the floor, stone cold dead. The bartender's colleagues put their arms around the bee's shoulders, cheering. They then propped the triumphant bee atop their shoulders and burst into a rousing chorus of "Hail, Hail the Victory Bee":

Hail, hail the victory bee!
Bee, as mentioned, you are victorious!
Oh, triumphant yellow and black striped honey-making hive-dwelling insect,
we are glad to have made your acquaintance and you can have any stuff of ours you want.
bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee
bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee--

The singing broke off suddenly and the bee noticed the other bar patrons whispering to one another and pointing suspicious fingers in his direction.

After a few minutes, one of the patrons slapped his hands to his cheeks and exclaimed in terror, "He's a bee!"

"Let's get him!" yelled another.

The men grabbed their torches and chased the bee from the bar, yelling curses and insults after him. The bee flew for his life, driven onward by the feeling of heat on his wings. The riotous mob chased him for mile after mile, over land and over sea. The chase wore on for weeks, then months, then years. The men grew old and died, but their children continued the desperate, hate-driven pursuit of the bee.

Eventually, however, the bee fell off a cliff.
 
2013-03-06 10:55:29 AM

BobCumbers: I hope they got them to the Asrtodome.


Wasn't it the Superdome?
 
2013-03-06 10:57:51 AM
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2013-03-06 10:58:23 AM
 
2013-03-06 11:00:04 AM
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2013-03-06 11:00:40 AM
That is a seriously tough day at the office.
 
2013-03-06 11:04:17 AM
Holy crap! Now they are Africanizing killer bees? Didn't they learn anything when they Africanized regular bees and created killer bees to begin with?
 
2013-03-06 11:04:47 AM
It was like bees all in the cab, yo.
 
2013-03-06 11:08:43 AM
media.npr.org
 
2013-03-06 11:09:59 AM
Beads!?
 
2013-03-06 11:10:34 AM
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2013-03-06 11:15:34 AM

dryknife: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 538x385]


holy crap, swine flu was a thing back then.
 
2013-03-06 11:15:38 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Holy crap! Now they are Africanizing killer bees? Didn't they learn anything when they Africanized regular bees and created killer bees to begin with?


So they're doubleplus Africanized bees?
 
2013-03-06 11:17:00 AM
Crikey! First it's the gargantuan mosquitos and NOW I have to worry about farking Africanized killer bees?

Now that they're Africanized killer bees, maybe we should just give 'em tea and dumplings.
 
2013-03-06 11:21:13 AM
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2013-03-06 11:25:32 AM
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Beez in da trap? Beez beez in da trap?
 
2013-03-06 11:26:57 AM

THX 1138: ...


what the fark am i reading
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2013-03-06 11:31:50 AM
BEEEEEEES
 
2013-03-06 11:35:14 AM
To bee
Or, not to bee
That is the painful question
 
2013-03-06 11:36:00 AM
"This pile of rubbish wasn't moved for three years.  So this colony's been breeding and sending out colonies," he said, an ominous prediction that there are many more of the killer bees in the Tampa Bay area.

So the rubbish hadn't been cleaned up in about three years... So perhaps next time the park employees will get to cleaning things up a little faster?
 
2013-03-06 11:37:27 AM

The Snow Dog: You know, even regular bees will get all sting-y if you flip their farking hive over. Quit overreacting. And who ever said you can't swat a bee?


Oh, you can swat a bee. And when you do, it's crushed body will release pheromones that will induce rage in nearby bees, who will in turn release more of it, working the whole hive into aggro mode. Of course, they'll do that when you flip their hive over, too.
 
2013-03-06 11:38:13 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: BobCumbers: I hope they got them to the Asrtodome.

Wasn't it the Superdome?


I think you are right, and the plot was they drove through the French Quarter on Ashe Wednesday due to the quiet following Mardi Gras
 
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