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(Sun Sentinel)   "The deputy yelled, 'Stay back and drop the mop,' but Laundre kept coming"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 39
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2013-03-06 09:36:20 AM
He'll be hung out to dry for sure.
 
2013-03-06 09:36:48 AM
She's lucky she wasn't in Portland - they've shot people for holding cellphones threatenly...
 
Skr
2013-03-06 09:36:52 AM
A wet floor can be considered a deadly weapon.
 
2013-03-06 09:39:14 AM
 
2013-03-06 09:39:39 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
My Mop!
 
2013-03-06 09:43:31 AM
 
2013-03-06 09:44:09 AM
Wow. I shouldn't have wasted time getting the video.
 
2013-03-06 09:47:04 AM
I mopped the sheriff,
But I did not mop the deputy.
 
2013-03-06 09:53:01 AM
Damn, I guess my sun sentinel free access is up.  Every linked article from them is behind a paywall for me.
 
2013-03-06 09:53:16 AM
Came for Beany and Cecil, leaving disappointed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqmrwPAh08
 
2013-03-06 09:55:01 AM
"When a deputy arrived at the 3600 block of Ruskin Avenue around 11 p.m., he saw Laundre come from between two cars with a long black tube in her right hand, authorities say."

Giggity!
 
2013-03-06 09:57:34 AM
Don't make me do it, man!
www.oocities.org
/hot as space madness
 
2013-03-06 09:59:36 AM
Mops make very efficient weapons, because you can commit a violent crime and clean up the evidence at the same time.
 
2013-03-06 10:01:41 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-06 10:04:34 AM
Boy the Laundre does just keep coming, doesn't it?


/dnrtfa
 
2013-03-06 10:07:40 AM
Black tubes can be dangerous.

www.liveforfilms.com


pic is borrowed
 
2013-03-06 10:09:15 AM
Laundre did not cleanly escape the long arm of the law.  Should have used a Swiffer.
 
2013-03-06 10:11:24 AM
Wait for it,,,

Was it an assault mop?
 
2013-03-06 10:12:13 AM

jdredd: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]
My Mop!


Dictatorial_Flair: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x400]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_vncX99c14

Approves.


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-06 10:12:30 AM
Don't do anything crazy boys, I've seen him swab before and I have no doubt he'll do it again!
 
2013-03-06 10:13:31 AM

Captain Zapp: Mops make very efficient weapons, because you can commit a violent crime and clean up the evidence at the same time.


You don't CLEAN a crime scene, you contaminate it. CSB time; For a forensics class I was taking we had to fake a crime scene to process so we filled a pump sprayer with animal blood, then used a shop vac to blow a ton of fibers (from a sewing/fabric store) and hair clippings (barber shop, nach) all over everything. They would have needed 10,000 baggies to collect all that crap.
 
2013-03-06 10:13:56 AM
Proper taser use! Considering the tag, I thought she'd be dead for sure.
 
2013-03-06 10:14:28 AM
She's now facing a Laundre list of charges.
 
2013-03-06 10:15:28 AM
This was an appropriate and responsible use of sublethal force. I expect this man to be fired immediately and replaced with George Zimmerman, who would have known what to do and shot that uppity thugette dead.
 
2013-03-06 10:18:37 AM
Came for Stanley, leaving satisfied.

/you know, life is like a mop.
 
2013-03-06 10:27:28 AM
I see Stanley.  That's all I came for.
 
2013-03-06 10:31:28 AM
Was Laundre dark or white? This is important.
 
2013-03-06 10:50:32 AM
 The real question..Was it an AK-47 sponge mop or one of those 9mm Glock Mops?
 
2013-03-06 11:03:08 AM
www.wizclipz.com

Looks like Laundre got to meet the long arm and hammer of the law.
 
2013-03-06 11:43:41 AM

Do the needful: [www.wizclipz.com image 235x235]

Looks like Laundre got to meet the long arm and hammer of the law.


golf cap
 
2013-03-06 11:49:42 AM

bdub77: Was Laundre dark or white? This is important.


Neither, she was drank.

/south florida problems
 
2013-03-06 12:08:44 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Do the needful: [www.wizclipz.com image 235x235]

Looks like Laundre got to meet the long arm and hammer of the law.

golf cap


www.hatcountry.com
 
2013-03-06 12:19:35 PM
Let's just hope that justice is swiffer than the last time this happened.
 
2013-03-06 03:15:52 PM
Wow! Gotta love you some commenters.  Wonder what his fark handle is?markbrewers at 8:31 PM March 05, 2013
Why aren't the cops focused on the dope dealers and the illegal guns sales that are rife in Boynton?  Cops are lazy, the always go for people they don't feel threatened by.   The Bible says voting in liberals has consequences!  Now we are seeing that.  If Mitt Romney would have been elected, he would have been real tough on crime and would have expanded prision capacity.  Something he talked about on Fox News last Sunday, NOTICE the Sun Slantinel, didn't report on the Fox News Interview??
 
2013-03-06 03:31:34 PM

Farce-Side: Damn, I guess my sun sentinel free access is up.  Every linked article from them is behind a paywall for me.


Seconded
 
2013-03-06 07:11:06 PM
I think I've just hit Fark's obscurity barrier.
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-06 09:37:03 PM
OK, no more links to paywall sites please.
 
2013-03-07 12:01:11 AM

Farce-Side: Damn, I guess my sun sentinel free access is up.  Every linked article from them is behind a paywall for me.


I got the same.  Used up my month's freebies already.  I think I just  signed up 10 days ago.
 
2013-03-07 12:32:03 AM
Any site requiring logins or registration to read articlesnot allowed/the rulesStop linking this site!/slashies!
 
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