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(Blabbermouth)   Lamb of God vocalist Randy Blythe acquitted of manslaughter. Still guilty of Earslaughter   (blabbermouth.net) divider line 52
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2013-03-06 01:14:02 AM  
Earslaughter .... great name for a metal band. Glad the trial is over.
 
2013-03-06 01:19:25 AM  
Still not death metal.
 
2013-03-06 01:26:58 AM  

phoenixdan: Earslaughter .... great name for a metal band. Glad the trial is over.


"Ears Laughter"
 
2013-03-06 02:01:50 AM  
An accurate music headline, I'll be dammed.
 
2013-03-06 02:03:20 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.


Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause
 
2013-03-06 02:27:51 AM  

Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause


I should have said "Kills a guy. Still not death metal."

/Is that better?
 
2013-03-06 02:30:06 AM  

Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause


You sound really old.
 
2013-03-06 02:31:16 AM  

Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause


The funk?
 
2013-03-06 02:33:27 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause

I should have said "Kills a guy. Still not death metal."

/Is that better?


No way.  We all voted for Obama, therefore we think it's ok to do whatever we want, as long as it fits in our twisted world view.  He didn't mention puns.
 
2013-03-06 02:34:03 AM  
I have been found not guilty and acquitted of all charges against me,"Randy wrote on hisInstagram account. "I am a free man.


Instagram, so metal.
 
2013-03-06 02:35:25 AM  

humanshrapnel: farkingismybusiness: Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause

I should have said "Kills a guy. Still not death metal."

/Is that better?

No way.  We all voted for Obama, therefore we think it's ok to do whatever we want, as long as it fits in our twisted world view.  He didn't mention puns.


... What is wrong with you people?

/If sarcasm was in the quoted comment then disregard my comment.
 
2013-03-06 02:42:52 AM  

zvoidx: "Ears Laughter"


I like it ... the band could do a Jekyl and Hyde thing where when they are EarSlaughter they are the evil death metal band and when they are EarsLaughter they play Caspar Babypants songs.
 
2013-03-06 02:46:46 AM  
Hell, this guy has more character than the lot of you.  They released him, basically said "make sure you come back to our fine country for the trial, wink wink nudge nudge", and he came back.
 
2013-03-06 03:37:44 AM  

Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause


Still bitter that Willard Romney is not in office? Is that whats got you down, bunky?
 
2013-03-06 05:52:12 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause

The funk?


Bootsy has nothing to do with this.
 
2013-03-06 05:58:54 AM  
I got the feeling I was supposed to be outraged at the injustice of him having to go through this trial or whatever (FREE RANDY NO RANDY NO JUSTICE!!!) I just couldn't get upset about it though.

Guy dies. Randy is suspected and arrested. Randy is given a trial. The outrage! Why was I to automatically believe he was innocent?
 
2013-03-06 06:31:31 AM  
I knew nothing about any of this... but when has that ever prevented a FARK comment.
 
2013-03-06 07:15:05 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-06 08:18:20 AM  

Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause


Just can't resist the impulse to shiat on the floor in public, can you, asshole?
 
2013-03-06 08:23:14 AM  
i1247.photobucket.com

/Got off easy.....IHO.....
 
2013-03-06 08:27:40 AM  
I love Lamb of God.

I know they basically only have one song, but hell, it worked for The Ramones.
 
2013-03-06 08:48:25 AM  
Dude spent a month in a Czech prison, was released, and the returned to that country of his own free will to stand trial for a ridiculous manslaughter charge.

Respect.
 
2013-03-06 08:48:54 AM  
My son loves this kind of music. Loves it. I would never have tried to get into this kind of music myself, but since I've taken him to several Mayhem or Warped tours, I'm starting to appreciate it a bit more. Much of it sounds awlful to me, but I am starting to feel it for some bands and some songs... I'm in my mid-40's and I'm the oldest guy at these concerts by like 20 years.

/It's life Jim, but not as I know it.
 
2013-03-06 08:55:59 AM  

LDM90: I got the feeling I was supposed to be outraged at the injustice of him having to go through this trial or whatever (FREE RANDY NO RANDY NO JUSTICE!!!) I just couldn't get upset about it though.

Guy dies. Randy is suspected and arrested. Randy is given a trial. The outrage! Why was I to automatically believe he was innocent?


It's society's obsession with celebrities. It allows them to get away with enything
 
2013-03-06 08:59:28 AM  

wjllope: My son loves this kind of music. Loves it. I would never have tried to get into this kind of music myself, but since I've taken him to several Mayhem or Warped tours, I'm starting to appreciate it a bit more. Much of it sounds awlful to me, but I am starting to feel it for some bands and some songs... I'm in my mid-40's and I'm the oldest guy at these concerts by like 20 years.

/It's life Jim, but not as I know it.


I took my kids to see Today I Caught The Plague, The Safety Fire, Jeff Loomis, Periphery, and Protest the Hero last year.  I was easily the oldest guy in the audience by 20 years until Jeff Loomis went on, then I was right at home because all the shred metal old farts were there with me.  All five bands were incredible but I just can't get into The Safety Fire.
 
2013-03-06 09:22:19 AM  
Think of what the next album will sound like. Man spent a month in a Czech jail AND beat a manslaughter rap.

And everyone "in the game" just got that much wussier.
 
2013-03-06 09:24:40 AM  
This is good news! More LoG in the future! He did it with class and style, too, going so far as to say he would do the time if found guilty. How much more meal can you get if you do time in a Czech Prison? I'm guessing only Turkish Prisons would be more metal... is that what happened to Billy Milano? Oh, Billy!
 
2013-03-06 10:12:29 AM  
I enjoy some Lamb of God, so I'll go with the 'well, this is good news' stance on this.

mysticcat: Dude spent a month in a Czech prison, was released, and the returned to that country of his own free will to stand trial for a ridiculous manslaughter charge.

Respect.


Exactly.
 
2013-03-06 10:37:03 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Think of what the next album will sound like. Man spent a month in a Czech jail AND beat a manslaughter rap.

And everyone "in the game" just got that much wussier.


What's Bubba in Czech?
 
2013-03-06 11:13:54 AM  

LDM90: I got the feeling I was supposed to be outraged at the injustice of him having to go through this trial or whatever (FREE RANDY NO RANDY NO JUSTICE!!!) I just couldn't get upset about it though.

Guy dies. Randy is suspected and arrested. Randy is given a trial. The outrage! Why was I to automatically believe he was innocent?


Don't know where you got that feeling from, because the singer himself has been nothing but humble and telling people that it isn't about him, that it's about the family and their loss.

I sure as hell wouldn't report for a trial in a country whose laws I don't understand and risk a decade or more in prison just because some dumb kid kept rushing the stange and cracked his head being tossed off.  Dude has bigger balls than I do.
 
2013-03-06 11:18:54 AM  

ModernLuddite: I love Lamb of God.

I know they basically only have one song, but hell, it worked for The Ramones.


What one song?  You can't honestly tell me Hourglass is the same as Blacken the Cursed Sun, or that Broken Hands isn't any different than Redneck.

Didn't care much for their latest CD though.
 
2013-03-06 11:41:33 AM  
Came here to make fun of him again for having an Instagram, but then

"Please remember the family of Daniel Nosek in your thoughts and prayers in this difficult time. I only wish for them peace. Thank you for your support."

What a class act.

/not sarcastic
 
2013-03-06 11:42:23 AM  

Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause


What crawled into your vagina and died?
 
2013-03-06 12:00:10 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause

What crawled into your vagina and died?


Daniel Nosek?
 
2013-03-06 12:23:48 PM  
scientopia.org
 
2013-03-06 12:36:46 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: ModernLuddite: I love Lamb of God.

I know they basically only have one song, but hell, it worked for The Ramones.

What one song?  You can't honestly tell me Hourglass is the same as Blacken the Cursed Sun, or that Broken Hands isn't any different than Redneck.

Didn't care much for their latest CD though.


I get where this guy is coming from.  All of there albums may sound different, but every song on each album sounds exactly the same.

I liked their latest album the most actually.
 
kab
2013-03-06 01:16:45 PM  

Zombie Eater: [scientopia.org image 300x288]


That's clever.  Never seen that before.
 
2013-03-06 01:38:47 PM  
Lamb of God is the best metal band ever
 
2013-03-06 02:32:30 PM  
Much like Living Colour is the best black metal band ever?
 
2013-03-06 02:35:22 PM  
I really like their smooth jazz - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuf15QQxU4U
 
2013-03-06 03:18:45 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: LDM90: I got the feeling I was supposed to be outraged at the injustice of him having to go through this trial or whatever (FREE RANDY NO RANDY NO JUSTICE!!!) I just couldn't get upset about it though.

Guy dies. Randy is suspected and arrested. Randy is given a trial. The outrage! Why was I to automatically believe he was innocent?

Don't know where you got that feeling from, because the singer himself has been nothing but humble and telling people that it isn't about him, that it's about the family and their loss.

I sure as hell wouldn't report for a trial in a country whose laws I don't understand and risk a decade or more in prison just because some dumb kid kept rushing the stange and cracked his head being tossed off.  Dude has bigger balls than I do.


Nah, not from the band. They seemed cool about it from what little I know. The outrage came from the metal community.
 
2013-03-06 03:59:41 PM  

cabritosaurio: Much like Living Colour is the best black metal band ever?


 encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-06 04:05:02 PM  

orange whip: Lamb of God is the best metal band ever


I dare you to go anywhere in Norway and say that
 
2013-03-06 04:14:03 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: orange whip: Lamb of God is the best metal band ever

I dare you to go anywhere in Norway and say that


'lambs of gods is the dildos.'

or is that what they say in sweden?
 
2013-03-06 04:17:09 PM  
Bloodbath is the best death metal band ever.  Lamb of God's Randy Blythe has an impressive cookie monster voice, and their music is nice and crunchy, but they are far from the best... and certainly not death metal.
 
2013-03-06 05:03:58 PM  
orange whip: Lamb of God is the best metal band ever

Laughable!

jottinger:

Bloodbath Cannibal Corpse is the best death metal band ever.

FTFY

/Pat O'Brien FTW!
 
2013-03-06 05:23:47 PM  

jottinger: impressive cookie monster voice


HAHAHA that's exactly what my 6yo son called his voice the first time he heard me playing LoG
 
2013-03-06 06:27:51 PM  
 my troll worked?!?

/not a metal fan
//metal fans love their metal
///my friend calls metal "cock rock" cuz she thinks only guys go to the shows
 
2013-03-07 02:07:28 AM  

orange whip: Lamb of God Morbid Angel is the best metal band ever

 
2013-03-07 09:19:31 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Gestankfaust: farkingismybusiness: Still not death metal.

Not trying to be...asshat

We complain at the jackasses that make pop/rap/whatever to be popular. Then we make fun of a band that isn't trying to do any of that?

Well...you are Farkers...you voted for Obama and think it's ok to do whatever you want. As long as it fits in your twisted world.

/applause

I should have said "Kills a guy. Still not death metal."

/Is that better?


Except he didn't kill anyone. So yeah, you fail.

Lumbar Puncture: ModernLuddite: I love Lamb of God.

I know they basically only have one song, but hell, it worked for The Ramones.

What one song?  You can't honestly tell me Hourglass is the same as Blacken the Cursed Sun, or that Broken Hands isn't any different than Redneck.

Didn't care much for their latest CD though.


You've got to be talking about Wrath (not their newest one) because it isn't very good. Their newest one (Resolution) is GREAT.
 
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