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2013-03-05 11:54:50 PM  
so much for him showing up for Wrestlemania.
 
2013-03-05 11:56:41 PM  
Well at least he is well preserved in that meat locker
 
2013-03-05 11:56:55 PM  
Rest

In

Peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

(Rolls eyes back)
 
2013-03-05 11:58:51 PM  
The Body:  "ITS A HEART ATTACK!!!"
Mean Gene:  "Massive cardiac!"

/obscure?
 
2013-03-06 12:00:58 AM  
He was very entertaining in all his promo work, that's for damn sure.

Rest in peace, naturally.
 
2013-03-06 12:05:56 AM  
Sucks :(
 
2013-03-06 12:10:03 AM  

s21.postimage.org

RIP Mr. Pringle

 
2013-03-06 12:10:46 AM  
I wouldn't be opposed to a 10 bell next Monday.
 
2013-03-06 12:13:12 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He was very entertaining in all his promo work, that's for damn sure.

Rest in peace, naturally.


My favorite manager he was. Damn shame.
 
2013-03-06 12:15:42 AM  
Ten GONG salute.  :(
 
2013-03-06 12:16:21 AM  

SilentStrider: My favorite manager he was. Damn shame.


He was definitely a boss manager, aye.  He and Lou Albano made that stuff a lot of fun.

I'll miss the hell out of both of them.
 
2013-03-06 12:16:29 AM  

Twitch Boy: I wouldn't be opposed to a 10 bell undertaker gongs next Monday.


Would be more appropriate.
 
2013-03-06 12:22:00 AM  
Well, now we know who'll be in the Urn next time 'Taker brings it out.
 
2013-03-06 12:23:40 AM  

www.timewinds.com
RIP Paul Bearer

 
2013-03-06 12:30:34 AM  

Canuck Eh: Twitch Boy: I wouldn't be opposed to a 10 bell undertaker gongs next Monday.

Would be more appropriate.


Considered that, thought the regular bells would be more dignified.
 
2013-03-06 12:34:04 AM  

Twitch Boy: Canuck Eh: Twitch Boy: I wouldn't be opposed to a 10 bell undertaker gongs next Monday.

Would be more appropriate.

Considered that, thought the regular bells would be more dignified.


This is Vince and the WWE we're talking about. When did "dignified" ever come into play?
 
2013-03-06 12:42:43 AM  
With the pull Undertaker has, I expect a tribute on RAW.
And a 10 gong salute, ohhhhhh yessssss

Will we hear Mark Calaway speak as himself to pay tribute?
 
2013-03-06 12:58:22 AM  
It'll be a cheaper funeral because they need only 5 more pall bearers.
 
2013-03-06 01:02:46 AM  
He was a lot of fun. Condolences to freinds and family.
 
2013-03-06 01:35:48 AM  
A shame. A true talent. Should definitely get the 10-bell/gong salute on Monday, no doubt.
 
2013-03-06 01:41:53 AM  
Goodnight, pale man.
 
2013-03-06 01:42:13 AM  
RIP Paul Bearer. You've urned it.
 
2013-03-06 01:45:20 AM  
he was no Richardo Rodriguez.
 
2013-03-06 01:51:25 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: This is Vince and the WWE we're talking about. When did "dignified" ever come into play?


when should dignified and wrestling ever be paired?
 
2013-03-06 01:51:58 AM  
Mandatory link to Bearer corpsing during promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxmjud_IwM (starts after 0.50)

If Punk wants heat, he's got a chance at it now. Could say that he called Bearer up to tell him what he was going to do to Undertaker and an hour later he was dead. A follow up to what he did to Lawler. Legitimate legend killer gimmick. I'm giving heart attacks to old men all over the place. And at Wrestlemania I'm going to kill YOU Mark Calloway. Oh, and on RWTM he could kill Ric Flair. Lot of opportunities here.
 
2013-03-06 02:00:37 AM  

you are a puppet: Mandatory link to Bearer corpsing during promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxmjud_IwM (starts after 0.50)

If Punk wants heat, he's got a chance at it now. Could say that he called Bearer up to tell him what he was going to do to Undertaker and an hour later he was dead. A follow up to what he did to Lawler. Legitimate legend killer gimmick. I'm giving heart attacks to old men all over the place. And at Wrestlemania I'm going to kill YOU Mark Calloway. Oh, and on RWTM he could kill Ric Flair. Lot of opportunities here.



if punk is the one to take down taker, wwe might as well call it quits. no way punk could ever beat taker. if it happens i'll never watch wwe ever again. like many others, then you'll see ROH rise.
 
2013-03-06 02:12:55 AM  
RIP Mr. Bearer
 
2013-03-06 02:27:20 AM  
Holy shiat he was only 58.
 
2013-03-06 02:35:39 AM  

Zombie Hitler: Holy shiat he was only 58.


You know who else died on March 5, 2013, at the very same age?
 
2013-03-06 02:39:01 AM  

you are a puppet: Mandatory link to Bearer corpsing during promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxmjud_IwM (starts after 0.50)

If Punk wants heat, he's got a chance at it now. Could say that he called Bearer up to tell him what he was going to do to Undertaker and an hour later he was dead. A follow up to what he did to Lawler. Legitimate legend killer gimmick. I'm giving heart attacks to old men all over the place. And at Wrestlemania I'm going to kill YOU Mark Calloway. Oh, and on RWTM he could kill Ric Flair. Lot of opportunities here.


Imagine him breaking tStreak, then coming out next night on Raw and doing his "I am the devil himself" schtick from ROH.  You'd see fans rushing the ring.

Give him Miseria Cantare to boot.
 
2013-03-06 02:40:25 AM  
I think Paul would laugh at the notion that he's reunited with whoever was in the urn.

Goodnight, embalmy man.
 
2013-03-06 02:47:19 AM  
He worked Memphis too, so he's gotta be of the Lawler "by all means make fun of my mom who just died, anything for the business" mindset...Punk interrupting the 10-bell to infuriate 'Taker into an insta-blood feud for the win!
 
2013-03-06 03:30:44 AM  
What_Would_Jimi_Do:
if punk is the one to take down taker, wwe might as well call it quits. no way punk could ever beat taker. if it happens i'll never watch wwe ever again. like many others, then you'll see ROH rise.

Posts like this are exactly why he might.  People are reacting to the idea of Punk beating Taker like its been suggested that he'll rape their mommas.  True, it could turn people off or it could make Punk the biggest heal of all time.

Besides, have you seen Taker lately?  Duane Gill could legitimately beat him up.

/RIP Percy Pringle
 
2013-03-06 04:29:32 AM  
not showing up on Monday Night Raw with Undertaker killed Paul Bearer
 
2013-03-06 04:41:30 AM  
Hugo Chavz, Paul Bearer.........rule of three in effect.........GO!

Now taking your predictions and bets.
 
2013-03-06 04:53:35 AM  

Twitch Boy: you are a puppet: Mandatory link to Bearer corpsing during promo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTxmjud_IwM (starts after 0.50)

If Punk wants heat, he's got a chance at it now. Could say that he called Bearer up to tell him what he was going to do to Undertaker and an hour later he was dead. A follow up to what he did to Lawler. Legitimate legend killer gimmick. I'm giving heart attacks to old men all over the place. And at Wrestlemania I'm going to kill YOU Mark Calloway. Oh, and on RWTM he could kill Ric Flair. Lot of opportunities here.

Imagine him breaking tStreak, then coming out next night on Raw and doing his "I am the devil himself" schtick from ROH.  You'd see fans rushing the ring.

Give him Miseria Cantare to boot.


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2013-03-06 06:21:20 AM  

cretinbob: [www.timewinds.com image 223x244]
RIP Paul Bearer


Yeah, one thing that always peeved me a little was that  the name "Paul Bearer" was the character pictured there, in Tampa, while Moody played manager Percival Pringle for the Tampa-based Championship Wrestling from Florida.   The name Paul Bearer seems to have been lifted from the guy who was well-known locally.
 
2013-03-06 06:25:13 AM  
Truly an American icon.
 
2013-03-06 06:25:17 AM  
Huh. According to Wikipedia:

Immediately after his first son's birth, he cut back his involvement in the wrestling business in order to obtain a degree in mortuary science and earn certification as a funeral director and embalmer.
 
2013-03-06 06:58:56 AM  
Only tangentially relevant, I found this clip of Undertaker and Chris Jericho from 2009. Check out Jericho's reaction to Taker's verbalized zombie sit-up.
 
2013-03-06 07:03:15 AM  
And maybe I'll even include the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii-AenSGoJ8#t=6m40s
 
2013-03-06 07:07:24 AM  
Hopefully Undertaker and Kane will attend their dad's funeral.
 
2013-03-06 07:23:06 AM  
RIP RIPer
 
2013-03-06 07:32:51 AM  

Earguy: Huh. According to Wikipedia:

Immediately after his first son's birth, he cut back his involvement in the wrestling business in order to obtain a degree in mortuary science and earn certification as a funeral director and embalmer.


Huh, indeed. Who would have thought it wasn't just a bit?
 
2013-03-06 07:33:18 AM  
"And boy, is it hot!"


/obscuro?
 
2013-03-06 07:51:38 AM  

bluorangefyre: Zombie Hitler: Holy shiat he was only 58.

You know who else died on March 5, 2013, at the very same age?


Did you ever see those two in the same room at the same time?
 
2013-03-06 08:00:17 AM  
ohhh noooo
 
2013-03-06 08:09:52 AM  
Bury Paul in this:

i.imgur.com

or we riot.
 
2013-03-06 08:15:07 AM  
RIP
GONG
GONG
GONG
GONG
GONG
GONG
GONG
 
2013-03-06 08:17:18 AM  
I was legitimately shocked to see this. RIP funeral man.
 
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