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(AL.com)   Can your city's slogan be worse than Alabama slogans such as Tuscumbia's classic "Come see what Helen Keller couldn't?"   (al.com) divider line 64
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2013-03-06 12:28:29 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 01:44:10 AM
FARKers: Take a lesson here.

THIS is how trolling is done.
 
2013-03-06 03:13:15 AM
Hoover: We Don't Suck!
 
2013-03-06 03:13:32 AM
lol. awesome.
 
2013-03-06 03:13:58 AM
If your slogan uses contractions, i will think no more of you than the average mattress outlet store.
 
2013-03-06 03:15:58 AM

UsikFark: If your slogan uses contractions, i will think no more of you than the average mattress outlet store.


Are you a vulcan?
 
2013-03-06 03:17:49 AM
You shouldn't joke about the holocaust like that. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower. It was a tragedy.
 
2013-03-06 03:19:27 AM
Baltimore: The City That Reads

Never fails to make me chuckle.
 
2013-03-06 03:19:49 AM

Rapmaster2000: You shouldn't joke about the holocaust like that. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower. It was a tragedy.


Come buy our lampshades, they're to die for!
 
2013-03-06 03:23:17 AM

Apos: Baltimore: The City That Reads Because There's Nothing Else To Do There

 
2013-03-06 03:23:23 AM
Why would Tuscumbia make fun of that little Jewish girl who lived in an attic?
 
2013-03-06 03:23:32 AM
img145.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-06 03:24:52 AM

SpdrJay: Why would Tuscumbia make fun of that little Jewish girl who lived in an attic?


That wasn't a girl. It was Shel Siverstein. You know. The guy who sang A Boy Called It.
 
2013-03-06 03:24:55 AM

Apos: Baltimore: The City That Reads

Never fails to make me chuckle.


don't forget Baltimore's "Believe" campaign.


I "Believe" I was mugged just outside the Lyric back in 2002.
 
2013-03-06 03:25:17 AM
a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
 
2013-03-06 03:26:57 AM
data.whicdn.com
 
2013-03-06 03:28:27 AM

meatofmystery: Apos: Baltimore: The City That Reads

Never fails to make me chuckle.

don't forget Baltimore's "Believe" campaign.


I "Believe" I was mugged just outside the Lyric back in 2002.



Quite true.
 
2013-03-06 03:29:34 AM

KrispyKritter: [data.whicdn.com image 500x315]


She was soooo hot back then. Horrible movie, though.
 
2013-03-06 03:29:43 AM
Hellen Keller had no eye sight. Did you know that extreme sexual orgasm could lose you your eye sight?
 
2013-03-06 03:34:49 AM
Well, she couldn't see much from that attic.
 
2013-03-06 03:36:53 AM

harrydorcas: Hellen Keller had no eye sight. Did you know that extreme sexual orgasm could lose you your eye sight?


Hence, stop that or you'll go blind, or coming and going?
 
2013-03-06 03:42:29 AM
You Can't Spell TusCUMbia Without CUM.
 
2013-03-06 03:43:19 AM

harrydorcas: Hellen Keller had no eye sight. Did you know that extreme sexual orgasm could lose you your eye sight?


Aim lower.
 
2013-03-06 03:47:49 AM

KrispyKritter: [data.whicdn.com image 500x315]


Damit! Janet! I wanna..
 
2013-03-06 03:56:41 AM

Valiente: harrydorcas: Hellen Keller had no eye sight. Did you know that extreme sexual orgasm could lose you your eye sight?

Hence, stop that or you'll go blind, or coming and going?


You know she only used one hand to pleasure herself.  The other was for moaning.
 
2013-03-06 04:05:56 AM
Redwood City, CA:

"Climate best by government test"
 
2013-03-06 04:26:39 AM
Seen in northeast Mississippi along US78:
"Welcome to Itawamba County.  Native American Name. Classic American Community"

Which is, at least, a  tiny bit subtle in its racism.
 
2013-03-06 04:33:35 AM

Confabulat: [i.imgur.com image 620x400]


The only error on that sign is the "or".

/Should be an "and".
 
2013-03-06 04:53:40 AM

TheEndIsNigh: Seen in northeast Mississippi along US78:
"Welcome to Itawamba County.  Native American Name. Classic American Community"

Which is, at least, a  tiny bit subtle in its racism.


Non-Classic Americans Out By Sundown.
 
2013-03-06 04:54:43 AM
Of course, there is the famous Trenton sign..............

I used to know a guy from there who had all these variations on it like "Trenton Uses, The World Refuses" .

There is a rather interesting backstory to the sign too. (capitalcentury.com)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 04:57:43 AM
There is a place near my with a stupid slogan on the water tower. It is notable only due to its total blandness and lack of imagination.

The place has a really high crime rate too.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 05:07:51 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-06 05:55:06 AM

Candygram for Mongo: Valiente: harrydorcas: Hellen Keller had no eye sight. Did you know that extreme sexual orgasm could lose you your eye sight?

Hence, stop that or you'll go blind, or coming and going?

You know she only used one hand to pleasure herself.  The other was for moaning.


Ok, I LOL'd
XD
 
2013-03-06 06:28:33 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

You farkers knew it had to be in Michigan.
 
2013-03-06 06:48:58 AM

robohobo: KrispyKritter: [data.whicdn.com image 500x315]

She was soooo hot back then. Horrible movie, though.


Beyond hot. Those eyes. 'Dem titties. But the movie was designed to be campy, so you really can't judge it by regular standards.

I've recently been on a Flash Gordon kick (three times in one week, because, dude, it's Flash Gordon and I smoke pot. I can't decide if they were trying to be serious or not.

/sh*t, now I have to put on the Queen soundtrack again
//was inspired to watch Flash again after watching "Ted"
///is having a Flash t-shirt made
 
2013-03-06 07:32:22 AM
As someone who was born in and has family in Alabama, I'm getting a kick out of this article.  The guy could have come up with a better one for Intercourse though.

Intercourse, Alabama: "No, not for cousins here.  You're thinking of Mississippi."
 
2013-03-06 07:38:00 AM
Slippery Rock - where the men are men and so are the women.
 
2013-03-06 08:13:26 AM
www.koaa.com Seeing is believing.

// Don't see the problem.  What do you want-- all the tours to be held in the dark?
 
2013-03-06 08:34:01 AM

dickfreckle: robohobo: KrispyKritter: [data.whicdn.com image 500x315]

She was soooo hot back then. Horrible movie, though.

Beyond hot. Those eyes. 'Dem titties. But the movie was designed to be campy, so you really can't judge it by regular standards.

I've recently been on a Flash Gordon kick (three times in one week, because, dude, it's Flash Gordon and I smoke pot. I can't decide if they were trying to be serious or not.

/sh*t, now I have to put on the Queen soundtrack again
//was inspired to watch Flash again after watching "Ted"
///is having a Flash t-shirt made


I had  to watch it after Ted as well. My roomate didn't get a lot of the Flash refrences since she is just a damn 20 something. I had her watch it in all its cheesy glory.
 
2013-03-06 08:37:30 AM
Is it a worker's paradise?
 
2013-03-06 08:52:37 AM
Prince George's County, Maryland: A Livable Community.

Aim high, PG County. Dare to dream!
 
2013-03-06 08:52:41 AM

homelessdude: Of course, there is the famous Trenton sign..............

I used to know a guy from there who had all these variations on it like "Trenton Uses, The World Refuses" .

There is a rather interesting backstory to the sign too. (capitalcentury.com)

[i.imgur.com image 640x213]


nice link. people often take cheap shots at NJ while ignorantly overlooking the history of manufacturing which benefited America. and yes, industry takes a toll and causes pollution. go figure.
 
2013-03-06 09:00:27 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Well, not exactly my town's slogan, but Ocean Grove is a large chunk of my town so it still counts.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


Excuse me.
kunochan.com
What does God need with the Jersey Shore?
 
2013-03-06 09:15:41 AM
Webster, NY "Where Life is Worth Living"
 
2013-03-06 09:17:49 AM

Confabulat: [i.imgur.com image 620x400]


I love that stretch of I-65 between Birmingham and Montgomery. You also need the "America: Love it or Leave It" and the ironically nearby big-ass confederate flag.

/only good thing about that stretch of road is Peach Park
 
2013-03-06 09:21:05 AM

SpdrJay: Why would Tuscumbia make fun of that little Jewish girl who lived in an attic?


Ha!  You're wrong, there's no Jews in Alabama.
 
2013-03-06 09:21:40 AM
Canada, America's Hat
 
2013-03-06 09:32:33 AM
"Come see what Helen Keller couldn't" ? What is that, the other side of the Pacific Ocean? The outside of the attic?
 
2013-03-06 11:27:21 AM

notmtwain: [www.koaa.com image 292x219] Seeing is believing.

// Don't see the problem.  What do you want-- all the tours to be held in the dark?


...I want them to be respectful of the fact that she was killed by Nazis over the Bermuda triangle.
 
2013-03-06 11:33:07 AM
This thread suffers from a lack of Susan Sarandon's snack trays.
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