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(Yahoo)   Would you pay $25,000 to punch Blake Griffin in the nuts? Because that's the going rate   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 32
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2013-03-05 08:39:28 PM  
If I had $25K to spare, you bet your ass I would.
 
2013-03-05 08:43:44 PM  
Does the NBA take personal checks? Because I'll write as many of those as they want.
 
2013-03-05 08:43:51 PM  
You know, before I really didn't care one way or the other about him.  But then he did that goofy-assed commercial and I decided... I'm not a fan.
 
2013-03-05 08:46:18 PM  
I want to bargain you down.  How much for one ball?  What if I were to punch a single pube?  I lay awake thinking about this sort of thing.
 
2013-03-05 08:55:37 PM  

brap: I want to bargain you down.  How much for one ball?  What if I were to punch a single pube?  I lay awake thinking about this sort of thing.


They are black ginger pubes though.  They probably still fetch a premium.
 
2013-03-05 09:16:53 PM  
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2013-03-05 09:39:31 PM  
Come and get one in the yarbles!

/if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
 
2013-03-05 10:46:04 PM  
Hmmm, new car or punch some guy in the nuts?  Tough call.  Can I instead punch Chris Bosh in the neck, and can we lower the price to $5?
 
2013-03-05 10:47:55 PM  
Sir Chewbacca strikes again!
 
2013-03-05 10:58:14 PM  
Damn, lots of jealousy in this thread
 
2013-03-05 11:00:26 PM  
Blake was "thunder struck"
 
2013-03-05 11:07:02 PM  
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i.huffpost.com

Some people are better at it than others.

/Garnett was ejected with double technicals but of course he was allowed to play against the Lakers. National broadcast game, don't ya know.
 
2013-03-05 11:12:09 PM  
Maybe now they will design a more comfortable cup for running and jumping with.  That way you don't have to stop the game.  It won't be a junk punch, it'll be cup check.
 
2013-03-05 11:21:15 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: If I had $25K to spare, you bet your ass I would.


do people not like blake griffin? i did not realize that
 
2013-03-05 11:33:00 PM  

poughdrew: Hmmm, new car or punch some guy in the nuts?  Tough call.  Can I instead punch Chris Bosh in the neck, and can we lower the price to $5?


I'd pay at least10 for bosh/rupaul.
 
2013-03-05 11:44:45 PM  
That equates to $12,500 a Nut.  For those doing the math
 
2013-03-06 12:07:16 AM  
For that price, there's a whole lot of people I'd punch in the junk before some guy who people apparently don't like because he's good at basketball. Hell, if we're limiting it to Los Angeles-area professional athletes even, there's quite a few further up the list. C.J. Wilson, for one.
 
2013-03-06 12:08:39 AM  
I was a bit disappointed when i saw the video. It was more of a nut tap from behind and i was expecting more of a full on monkey steals a peach. (Google monkey steals a peach its way worth it if you havent seen it.).
 
2013-03-06 01:14:03 AM  
i'd pay that to kick jalen rose, stephen a smith or colin cowherd in the girly sacks.
 
2013-03-06 05:03:29 AM  
The people of Cleveland and Akron would balance the budget if they could line up and do that to Lebron James. Some would get in line twice.
 
2013-03-06 06:11:57 AM  
Yea, I didn't realize there was any hate for the guy. Seems decent enough.
 
2013-03-06 06:50:11 AM  

lack of warmth: it'll be cup check.


Best. GM. Ever.
 
2013-03-06 07:03:05 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i'd pay that to kick jalen rose, stephen a smith or colin cowherd in the girly sacks.


You forgot Skip Bayless.
 
2013-03-06 07:26:57 AM  

poughdrew: Hmmm, new car or punch some guy in the nuts?  Tough call.  Can I instead punch Chris Bosh in the neck, and can we lower the price to $5?


Be careful with Bosh. He is a practiced but puncher and will probably hit you back.

/And he can do it without officials noticing, even on camera
 
2013-03-06 09:25:03 AM  

Cybernetic: What_Would_Jimi_Do: i'd pay that to kick jalen rose, stephen a smith or colin cowherd in the girly sacks.

You forgot Skip Bayless.


Can't.  He mailed those to Tebow.
 
2013-03-06 09:44:54 AM  

bhcompy: Damn, lots of jealousy in this thread


ESPN kisses Blake Griffin's ass almost as much as Tim Tebow's.

I.
Dunk.
Ball.
 
2013-03-06 10:06:29 AM  

akuma976: That equates to $12,500 a Nut.  For those doing the math


25K per nut if you are punching Lance.
 
2013-03-06 10:11:59 AM  
Approves
 
2013-03-06 10:14:42 AM  
http://i48.tinypic.com/fycy0w.gif

dammit
 
2013-03-06 10:26:24 AM  
Griffin had a good response on Twitter, since it was exactly what I thought of after seeing the incident (though clearly far more thought-out):

Kid Blake: Who are you? Future Blake: you from the future... Don't listen to anything else I've told you just start wearing a cup.
 
2013-03-06 01:53:45 PM  

INeedAName: Yea, I didn't realize there was any hate for the guy. Seems decent enough.


Not sure if serious.

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2013-03-06 03:29:20 PM  
Yes
 
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