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(Daily Mail)   Hot : You meet a sexy hazel eyed man on a trip to the Bahamas and you get your groove back. Sappy: Your family throws a BBQ so he can meet them. Awkward: He recognizes your father as his own   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 163
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2013-03-05 10:54:33 PM
How come when a woman goes to the Bahamas to get laid she's "getting her groove back" but when I do it it's "sex tourism"?
 
2013-03-05 10:54:50 PM
It's not a Mail article.  It was an anonymous story told to a reporter at Ebony magazine.  If you try to discredit them, you're racist.  Story might still be BS.  I would expect to see this on Springer.  But discrediting information simply because of the source of the information is a logical fallacy.  Take that shiat to the politics tab where it belongs.

/broken clock and all that
 
2013-03-05 10:56:37 PM
I lived in West Virginia for seven years.

They call this sort of situation 'Thursday.'
 
2013-03-05 10:57:16 PM

illannoyin: How come when a woman goes to the Bahamas to get laid she's "getting her groove back" but when I do it it's "sex tourism"?


Subtle details like age and gender, perhaps?
 
2013-03-05 10:57:26 PM
It's not news, it's... fake!
Damn bastards stole our motto.
 
2013-03-05 11:01:16 PM

JohnAnnArbor: namegoeshere: I had two kids in my preschool class whose moms met and became good friends. They compared notes and found out that their kids had the same babydaddy. I always wondered what would have happened if they'd figured it out later in life after the kids had hooked up.

"Babydaddy."

I hate that term.


Yeah, it's almost like somebody actually tried to come up with a term more irritating than "sperm donor" or "piece of shiat that hit and ran."
 
2013-03-05 11:03:03 PM
Sounds biblical
 
2013-03-05 11:06:40 PM
Does it seem odd, that the brother knew about her whole family, yet they didn't know him?  That part kind of breaks up the story.  Either made up or dad told him about all his relatives with pictures and he still chose to bang sis.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-05 11:07:28 PM

PsyLord: That's why I always date people of different ethnicity than I.


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2013-03-05 11:09:03 PM
Despite being the 'best dad' to her full brother, full sister and herself she said that the incident has impacted on her relationship with her father, and she is slowly trying to rebuild ties.

Huh?  Its not like he set you up with your brother.  Or did he?  Next up on Maury
 
2013-03-05 11:09:41 PM
img405.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-05 11:09:48 PM
Thanks for the 'What incest may look like' photo.
 
2013-03-05 11:12:38 PM
Bummer.
But it's already done. If it was really good, well, just don't have kids.

or.....

"Dude, let me hook you up with my sister. She's Funny, hot, and great in bed!"
 
2013-03-05 11:14:09 PM
just like a brocon
 
2013-03-05 11:15:29 PM
What a keen bunch of internet sleuths you guys are.

Bravo.
 
2013-03-05 11:17:13 PM
content7.flixster.com
 
2013-03-05 11:17:21 PM
Welcome to FARK, where the Ironic tag has been misused since the day it was created.
 
2013-03-05 11:18:17 PM

SevenYearHawk: [store.comedyfilmnerds.com image 400x284]

Mom?


lulz. i didn't know this existed.
 
2013-03-05 11:18:25 PM
imgttg.com
 
2013-03-05 11:23:23 PM
"But you're my sister!"

"Only by blood."

images.zap2it.com
 
2013-03-05 11:28:08 PM
My Sister! My Daughter! My Sister! My Daughter!
 
2013-03-05 11:29:08 PM

mrswood: saturn badger: JohnAnnArbor: "Babydaddy."

I hate that term.

babydaddy. babydaddy. babydaddy.

There. I said it three times.

Great now the babydaddy is going to appear.


A wild BABYDADDY appears!
 
2013-03-05 11:30:27 PM

PsyLord: That's why I always date people of different ethnicity than I.


Doesn't count for much if your mom did that too.
 
2013-03-05 11:31:52 PM
I'm shocked this horseshiat story is from the Daily Fail (Featured Permanent Partner Of Fark)
 
2013-03-05 11:33:22 PM
Wasn't this already covered in an episode of Nip/Tuck?
 
2013-03-05 11:34:03 PM
i1216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 11:35:46 PM
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! XD
 
2013-03-05 11:36:43 PM
The article said they live in different states.  I'm guessing the  states have to be one of the following:  Kentucky Tennessee Arkansas West  Virginia

This is the part of the country where people don't have family trees.  They have family telephone poles.
 
2013-03-05 11:38:20 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk:

Due to an adoption, I'm technically my own uncle, so I got a real kick out of this post

/it's almost like being from West Virginia


If you're your own uncle, doesn't that make you your own nephew as well?
 
2013-03-05 11:43:14 PM
www.wearysloth.com

Approves
 
2013-03-05 11:44:00 PM
They're black people. It doesn't have the same stigma as it does to us.
It's harder for them to tell whose father is whose.
 
2013-03-05 11:49:48 PM

Vectron: They're black people. It doesn't have the same stigma as it does to us.
It's harder for them to tell whose father is whose.


-7/10
 
2013-03-05 11:51:23 PM
People who believe the Daily Mail is real news should be avoided.
People who actually go on to write long responses, commentaries, and outraged monologues about the Daily Mail should just be isolated from the rest of the gene pool
 
2013-03-05 11:51:30 PM

Grimble Crumble: MaudlinMutantMollusk:

Due to an adoption, I'm technically my own uncle, so I got a real kick out of this post

/it's almost like being from West Virginia

If you're your own uncle, doesn't that make you your own nephew as well?


Very astute observation
 
2013-03-05 11:53:15 PM
I know it's probably a bit late in the game, but I've decided I'm just not clicking on Mail links anymore.


Vectron: They're black people. It doesn't have the same stigma as it does to us.
It's harder for them to tell whose father is whose.


Thanks for reminding me why I have you Farkied as "Race baiting troll".
 
2013-03-05 11:53:23 PM

PaLarkin: The article said they live in different states.  I'm guessing the  states have to be one of the following:  Kentucky Tennessee Arkansas West  Virginia

This is the part of the country where people don't have family trees.  They have family telephone poles.


Those places, and every major city in the country.  Anywhere fark em and leave em is practiced is prone to inbreeding.  That cute girl across the alley from mom's brownstone....yeah, "dad" hit her mom too...
 
2013-03-06 12:00:54 AM
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I'd like you to meet my wife and sister, and there was just one woman standing there?
 
2013-03-06 12:01:27 AM
Don't know if it is real, but who cares.  If true, I think it is sad that they would break up now over that.

Fark what society thinks.  It is not all that bad actually.  Inbreeding(assuming they would even decided to have kids) only really becomes a problem when it is done across several generations in a row - like in Kentucky or Arkansas.

I don't think there is a damn thing wrong with them staying together.

But the dad... LOL.
 
2013-03-06 12:12:19 AM
No, let's be bad, George. Let's be real bad.
 
2013-03-06 12:13:41 AM
If the Mormons were really trying to push abstinence, they'd pretend this happened way more often that it does.
 
2013-03-06 12:24:19 AM

dalovindj: My Sister! My Daughter! My Sister! My Daughter!


Welcome to my favorites list!!
 
2013-03-06 12:25:19 AM

dalovindj: My Sister! My Daughter! My Sister! My Daughter!


Forget it, Jake.  It's the Bahamas.
 
2013-03-06 12:28:57 AM

dahmers love zombie: There's an entire category of that kind of story over on ImageFap.
I have said too much.  Again.


Are they all as imaginary as the stories in the Mail?
 
2013-03-06 12:30:45 AM

Disgruntled Goat: Welcome to FARK, where the Ironic tag has been misused since the day it was created.


That's ironic.
 
2013-03-06 12:36:37 AM
Worst.
Haitian Divorce.
Ever?
 
2013-03-06 12:39:17 AM
Keep having nine children with four babby momma, this shiat will become more probable over time.
 
2013-03-06 12:50:03 AM

SlothB77: ZAZ: Demetrius

Daily Mail links to Ebony as the source.  I think Ebony is more credible than Daily Mail, but I have a melanin deficiency mutation (the one found in most people of European descent) and can't speak authoritatively.

still think this isn't legit.


Didn't it happen to Terrell Owens?
 
2013-03-06 12:51:20 AM
Also on the daily fail:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-06 12:52:53 AM

SlothB77: ZAZ: Demetrius

Daily Mail links to Ebony as the source.  I think Ebony is more credible than Daily Mail, but I have a melanin deficiency mutation (the one found in most people of European descent) and can't speak authoritatively.

still think this isn't legit.


Nevermind. I pulled up the Ebony link  -- it's not to a news article, it's to a feature called 'Confessions', which might as well be 'Penthouse Forum letters'.  Ebony is legit.  That column is Media Take Out in print form, though.
 
2013-03-06 12:55:04 AM
Poppin' out kids with multiple women?  Karma's a biatch.
 
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