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(Daily Mail)   Hot : You meet a sexy hazel eyed man on a trip to the Bahamas and you get your groove back. Sappy: Your family throws a BBQ so he can meet them. Awkward: He recognizes your father as his own   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 163
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2013-03-05 08:45:52 PM
There's an entire category of that kind of story over on ImageFap.
I have said too much.  Again.
 
2013-03-05 08:48:12 PM
Sister wife, I love you twice: once as a sibling, once as a bride.
 
2013-03-05 09:15:08 PM
At least make the stories believable, Daily Mail.
 
2013-03-05 09:16:27 PM
I had two kids in my preschool class whose moms met and became good friends. They compared notes and found out that their kids had the same babydaddy. I always wondered what would have happened if they'd figured it out later in life after the kids had hooked up.
 
2013-03-05 09:18:11 PM

Demetrius: At least make the stories believable, Daily Mail.


There was a story on here years ago about a married couple who went for genetic counseling when they were unable to conceive. They found out they were brother and sister.

IIRC they stayed married and adopted.
 
2013-03-05 09:42:12 PM
Dear Penthouse Letters,
 I never would have believed it could happen to me...
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-05 09:51:29 PM
Demetrius

Daily Mail links to Ebony as the source.  I think Ebony is more credible than Daily Mail, but I have a melanin deficiency mutation (the one found in most people of European descent) and can't speak authoritatively.
 
2013-03-05 09:54:02 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I never would have believed it could happen to me...

Habeeb it!
 
2013-03-05 10:08:58 PM
There's a song in here somewhere. Most likely country.
 
2013-03-05 10:09:23 PM

doglover: Sister wife, I love you twice: once as a sibling, once as a bride with the ribbing.


ftfy
 
2013-03-05 10:10:08 PM
images4.fanpop.com
 
2013-03-05 10:10:22 PM
www.csustan.edu

Approves.

/might even be obscure!
 
2013-03-05 10:11:06 PM
Awwwkward!
 
2013-03-05 10:12:08 PM

ultraholland: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I never would have believed it could happen to me...

Habeeb it!


TWINKIE HOUSE!
 
2013-03-05 10:12:13 PM
i.ytimg.com

Oh you're my sister!!!!
 
2013-03-05 10:12:34 PM

namegoeshere: I had two kids in my preschool class whose moms met and became good friends. They compared notes and found out that their kids had the same babydaddy. I always wondered what would have happened if they'd figured it out later in life after the kids had hooked up.


"Babydaddy."

I hate that term.
 
2013-03-05 10:13:03 PM
store.comedyfilmnerds.com

Mom?
 
2013-03-05 10:13:08 PM
I call Daily Mail BS. Story is a hoax
 
2013-03-05 10:13:15 PM
Weird Al did it.
 
2013-03-05 10:13:23 PM

ZAZ: Daily Mail links to Ebony as the source.  I think Ebony is more credible than Daily Mail, but I have a melanin deficiency mutation (the one found in most people of European descent) and can't speak authoritatively.


The Onion is a more credible source than Daily Mail.
 
2013-03-05 10:13:34 PM
I want to get paid to make up fake sex confessions, too!
 
2013-03-05 10:16:32 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 10:17:45 PM
 
2013-03-05 10:19:02 PM
Big deal, how hard it is to move Alabama?

Well, hard, very hard. But I guess, you can do that for true love.
 
2013-03-05 10:19:09 PM
That's why I always date people of different ethnicity than I.
 
2013-03-05 10:19:17 PM
Isn't it ironic...?
 
2013-03-05 10:25:21 PM

PsyLord: That's why I always date people of different ethnicity than I.


Eww. Gross.
 
2013-03-05 10:25:30 PM

namegoeshere: Demetrius: At least make the stories believable, Daily Mail.

There was a story on here years ago about a married couple who went for genetic counseling when they were unable to conceive. They found out they were brother and sister.

IIRC they stayed married and adopted.


I was going to say, the least believable part of the story is that the couple broke up, and that's really saying something because this article reads like a bad romance novel.

"Dad?..."

Come on.
 
2013-03-05 10:26:21 PM

Demetrius: At least make the stories believable, Daily Mail.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dear Penthouse Letters,
 I never would have believed it could happen to me...


*shakes fist at MaudlinMutantMollusk
 
2013-03-05 10:27:15 PM
Yeah... I gotta call bullshiat on this.
 
2013-03-05 10:28:20 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-05 10:29:15 PM
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
 
2013-03-05 10:30:41 PM
HALF sister. So half as wrong. Or something.
 
2013-03-05 10:31:20 PM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Yeah... I gotta call bullshiat on this.


Why? Who wouldn't run to the media after finding that out?
 
2013-03-05 10:34:32 PM
****** SPOILER ALERT *******

Hmmm,,, John Sayles' Lone Star...

******* End SPOILER ********
 
2013-03-05 10:35:42 PM

ZAZ: Demetrius

Daily Mail links to Ebony as the source.  I think Ebony is more credible than Daily Mail, but I have a melanin deficiency mutation (the one found in most people of European descent) and can't speak authoritatively.


still think this isn't legit.
 
2013-03-05 10:37:03 PM
Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa


/sorta fits, I guess
 
2013-03-05 10:39:05 PM
Kevin Baconed Score of 1.
 
2013-03-05 10:39:56 PM

GungFu: Kevin Baconed Score of 1.


Shiat, even I'm confused as to what that means...
 
2013-03-05 10:40:44 PM
Dude. That's farked up.
 
2013-03-05 10:42:52 PM

GungFu: Kevin Baconed Score of 1.


perfect +1 intertubes

folks tell me I have a dark sense of humor, I'm not sure about that but I find that scenario funny as hell.  I'd be laughing so hard I'd barf.
 
2013-03-05 10:42:57 PM

JohnAnnArbor: "Babydaddy."

I hate that term.


babydaddy. babydaddy. babydaddy.

There. I said it three times.
 
2013-03-05 10:43:48 PM

Jixa: Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa


/sorta fits, I guess


Due to an adoption, I'm technically my own uncle, so I got a real kick out of this post

/it's almost like being from West Virginia
 
2013-03-05 10:44:44 PM

Demetrius: At least make the stories believable, Daily Mail.


Seriously...The level of detail was just way over the top.
 
2013-03-05 10:45:34 PM

darwinpolice: ZAZ: Daily Mail links to Ebony as the source.  I think Ebony is more credible than Daily Mail, but I have a melanin deficiency mutation (the one found in most people of European descent) and can't speak authoritatively.

The Onion is a more credible source than Daily Mail.


The Onion just prints things before they happen is all.
 
2013-03-05 10:45:58 PM
i1.ytimg.com
"I see what you did there. I most definitely approve."
 
2013-03-05 10:47:16 PM

namegoeshere: I had two kids in my preschool class whose moms met and became good friends. They compared notes and found out that their kids had the same babydaddy. I always wondered what would have happened if they'd figured it out later in life after the kids had hooked up.


They would have probably played a mean banjo.
 
2013-03-05 10:48:03 PM
Incest is best when you run to tell the press...

\what kind of farkwit would share something like this personal distress?
 
2013-03-05 10:49:45 PM

VTGremlin: PsyLord: That's why I always date people of different ethnicity than I.

Eww. Gross.


Aw come on, it's only gross if you don't take a bath!
 
2013-03-05 10:51:07 PM
Daily fail: for all your fake news needs.
 
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