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2013-03-05 09:00:06 PM
Mmmmmm rape
 
2013-03-05 09:00:51 PM
Rapeseed still OK?
 
2013-03-05 09:02:31 PM
What's rape got to do, go to do with it?
What's rape, but a second hand emotion?
What's rape got to do, go to do with it?
Who needs anus when anus can be broken?
 
2013-03-05 09:02:33 PM
media.kickstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 09:03:03 PM
Crapefruit?
How does that look like a G?
 
2013-03-05 09:03:41 PM
i789.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 09:06:32 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [media.kickstatic.com image 720x480]



Annnd we're done.
 
2013-03-05 09:07:00 PM
Rapefruit is what happens in prison.
 
2013-03-05 09:07:28 PM
 
2013-03-05 09:08:52 PM
Yay! It's twelve-yer-old Tuesday!

/seriously, sometimes the things the world finds interesting convince me its populated by nothing but 12yo boys
 
2013-03-05 09:10:39 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-05 09:12:21 PM

randomjsa:


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-05 09:12:29 PM
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth, kids!
 
2013-03-05 09:15:22 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-05 09:17:05 PM
Article says you can't get pregnant from grape fruit, but I'm not so sure.
 
2013-03-05 09:19:01 PM

haterade: Article says you can't get pregnant from grape fruit, but I'm not so sure.


The body has ways of shutting down that kind of thing.
 
2013-03-05 09:19:35 PM
Actually, that was the wrong one. This is what I expected to see
theawesomer.com
 
2013-03-05 09:20:40 PM

Tiiba: Rapeseed still OK?


Only if you sow it with her permission.
 
2013-03-05 09:20:56 PM
the long arm of the Crand Old Party
 
2013-03-05 09:24:52 PM

SpdrJay: Rapefruit is what happens in gay prison.


FTFIDFKBS,M
 
2013-03-05 09:27:56 PM

NoMessiahInHere: I'm gonna grape you in the mouth, kids!


Im going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI
 
2013-03-05 09:33:26 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-05 09:36:52 PM
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 09:40:25 PM
I just pictured the scene from Top Gear where the boys dropped purple rapeseed in a pile rather than planting it in a field.

I think I don't have the right mindset for Fark.
 
2013-03-05 09:40:58 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [media.kickstatic.com image 720x480]


Came for the drive by fruiting, leaving happy.
 
2013-03-05 09:42:40 PM

i.r.id10t: FARK rebel soldier: [media.kickstatic.com image 720x480]

Came for the drive by fruiting, leaving happy.


It's actually a run by fruiting. Some angry member of the kitchen staff no doubt did you not tip them well?
 
2013-03-05 09:42:43 PM

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 750x372]


I see we have the FF covered. Carry on.
 
2013-03-05 09:44:02 PM
It's not "grape fruit", Subs.

It's "grape drank."

/or "purple drank"
 
2013-03-05 10:13:02 PM
 
2013-03-05 10:14:12 PM
I guess I'm a little late to this party .... sorry.
 
2013-03-05 10:22:06 PM
ooo thanks!  I needed an idea for a horrific chaos critter in the up and coming Rogue Trader campaign.  this fits the bill nicely!
 
2013-03-05 10:24:59 PM
That must be a conservative newspaper.  The GOP is pro rapefruit; that's why they don't want rape victims to get abortions.
 
2013-03-05 10:27:23 PM

NoMessiahInHere: I'm gonna grape you in the mouth, kids!


I'm gonna tie you to a radiator and grape you!
 
2013-03-05 10:44:55 PM

Tiiba: Rapeseed still OK?


Came for rapeseed.  Happily surprised by drive by fruting.
 
2013-03-05 10:46:27 PM
Mmmmm, we reddit now.
 
2013-03-05 11:54:24 PM
Came here for the grapist, and the grapist was linked two twice

Yeah I said grape twice.
 
2013-03-06 12:11:53 AM
www.cartoonscrapbook.com
 
2013-03-06 12:11:57 AM

randomjsa: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 355x501]


came for some tentacle grape, leaving surprisingly satisfied.

/you gun get loved tenderly
 
2013-03-06 12:17:37 AM
 
2013-03-06 12:26:52 AM
It's not grapefruit without rape.
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-06 12:57:08 AM

Apos: [www.cartoonscrapbook.com image 624x477]


fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-06 01:31:22 AM
Unfortunately for the Free Press, today's effort is generating the wrong kind of publicity, after a recipe in the paper's food section appears to declare "RAPEFRUIT: Good for every meal."

Order it by the 40-lb. box.
 
2013-03-06 01:43:38 AM

you are a puppet: i.r.id10t: FARK rebel soldier: [media.kickstatic.com image 720x480]

Came for the drive by fruiting, leaving happy.

It's actually a run by fruiting. Some angry member of the kitchen staff no doubt did you not tip them well?


25.media.tumblr.com

/what are you lookin at
 
2013-03-06 02:12:51 AM

Tiiba: Rapeseed still OK?


Rapeseed is fine. It's the Rapetree you have to worry about.
 
2013-03-06 02:44:05 AM

Tellurium: Crapefruit?
How does that look like a G?


It certainly tastes like crape.
 
2013-03-06 02:51:22 AM
At least they didn't make the same mistake twice.
/it could leave a bad taste in peoples' mouths
 
2013-03-06 04:16:23 AM
i114.photobucket.com

"You know men who put fruit up each other's bottoms?"
"Yes..."
"Ah, you know them, do you? They're you're friends. You've said it, and you can't take it back."
 
2013-03-06 06:06:32 AM
img844.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-06 08:27:18 AM
Came for the grapist, and tenticle grape.
 
2013-03-06 01:17:43 PM

scumbucket: [upload.wikimedia.org image 720x480]


Okay, somebody already has that one covered. My work here is done.
 
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