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(ABC News)   Girl born with no eyes or nose doesn't see what the big stink is about   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2013-03-05 06:47:07 PM  
I'm glad the caption cleared up which was the girl without the eyes or nose.  She's cute.  If the internet porn industrial complex hadn't conditioned me to immediately picture the mahna mahna muppets doing a chipper blow job marathon upon seeing her face I wouldn't be thinking about being a suicide bomber right now, and could enjoy this story like a decent human being.
 
2013-03-05 06:47:47 PM  
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
 
2013-03-05 07:29:40 PM  
Oh dear god, that's a deliciously evil headline!

/She can still taste, right?
 
2013-03-05 07:40:45 PM  
Really?  Someone downvoted this?  That is a great headline.
 
2013-03-05 07:42:47 PM  
Headline of the year.
 
2013-03-05 07:54:00 PM  
DNRTA,  You're going to hell for that.  See you there.
 
2013-03-06 08:12:42 AM  
This thread is just fine without pics, kthanxbye.
 
2013-03-06 08:18:07 AM  
Gawd the headlines this morning are fantastic.
 
2013-03-06 08:18:35 AM  
No nose? But how does she smell?

Terrible!


/sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry hell
 
Skr
2013-03-06 08:19:02 AM  
Hell, at that point I'd just go with the Mr. Potato Head approach and have a collection of weird eyes and noses to stick in.
 
2013-03-06 08:19:47 AM  
Insert Anne Frank/Hellen Keller joke here.
 
2013-03-06 08:21:04 AM  
FTA Cassidy Hooper has high hopes for a career in radio broadcasting, despite her physical challenges

Don't stop there girl, you can make it on TV eventually. If Alan Colmes can do it, so can you.
 
2013-03-06 08:22:29 AM  
jc3.uol.com.br

/I am so sorry.
 
2013-03-06 08:22:32 AM  
Living in an attic all those years is hell on the senses.
 
2013-03-06 08:25:32 AM  
Cassidy Hooper has high hopes for a career in radio broadcasting, despite her physical challenges. The 16-year-old from Charlotte, N.C., was born with no eyes or nose.

I guess you could say she has a face for, *puts on sunglasses*....radio.
 
2013-03-06 08:25:37 AM  

jonr: No nose? But how does she smell?

Terrible!


/sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry hell


Thank you for sparing me from having to make that very very bad joke.

/See you in hell.
 
2013-03-06 08:29:09 AM  
How does she smell?
 
2013-03-06 08:31:02 AM  
a.abcnews.com
Cassidy Hooper, 16, (left) with her sisters Ashton, 18, and Lexi, 12.

At first glance, I thought the woman in the middle was the mom, but is that really the 18 year old sister? She could easily pass for 44.
 
2013-03-06 08:32:23 AM  

Mark Ratner: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]
Cassidy Hooper, 16, (left) with her sisters Ashton, 18, and Lexi, 12.

At first glance, I thought the woman in the middle was the mom, but is that really the 18 year old sister? She could easily pass for 44.


Good genes seem to be not exactly the family's strong suit
 
Skr
2013-03-06 08:32:45 AM  
Seems there are plenty of possibilities out there

www.eyeantiques.com
 
2013-03-06 08:35:13 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

How old are you?

I'm 16

I heard 18! Say, can you do other things with that hole?

Mom!

Oh I like where this is going!

/I know. Aisle seat. Gonna grope me some sky waitress on the flight to hell. What are they going to do? Throw me off the plane at Little Hell (aka Bangor, Maine)?
 
2013-03-06 08:38:45 AM  
Instant classic.
 
2013-03-06 08:46:44 AM  
I don't want to poke my nose into her business, but next time I'm in Charlotte I'll keep an eye (or two) out for her.

As a matter of fact, I was poking my nose in Charlotte's business just last night. . Guess I,ll have to practice my techinque.
 
2013-03-06 08:48:41 AM  
Whatever you do, don't make her laugh while she is drinking a glass of milk.

+1 Subby.
 
2013-03-06 08:51:28 AM  

Mark Ratner: Cassidy Hooper has high hopes for a career in radio broadcasting, despite her physical challenges. The 16-year-old from Charlotte, N.C., was born with no eyes or nose.

I guess you could say she has a face for, *puts on sunglasses*....radio.


She can't put on sunglasses. She has no nose!!! *FAIL*
 
2013-03-06 08:53:03 AM  
I'm going to hell for laughing at that headline.
 
2013-03-06 08:53:33 AM  
Once her surgeries are over, Drew should sign her up as a Fark Featured Partner.  Before then, not so much.
 
2013-03-06 08:55:09 AM  

Uranus Megahertz: Mark Ratner: Cassidy Hooper has high hopes for a career in radio broadcasting, despite her physical challenges. The 16-year-old from Charlotte, N.C., was born with no eyes or nose.

I guess you could say she has a face for, *puts on sunglasses*....radio.

She can't put on sunglasses. She has no nose!!! *FAIL*


Just get a carrot, it works for snow men
 
2013-03-06 08:56:42 AM  
TFA says she's 16, with a 20 year old boyfriend, who she's dated since 2009.  Do the math...
 
2013-03-06 09:00:08 AM  

Warthog: TFA says she's 16, with a 20 year old boyfriend, who she's dated since 2009.  Do the math...


Its not every day you find a willing three hole girl, I'd risk jail too
 
2013-03-06 09:01:48 AM  

Warthog: TFA says she's 16, with a 20 year old boyfriend, who she's dated since 2009.  Do the math...


And?
 
2013-03-06 09:02:50 AM  

Warthog: TFA says she's 16, with a 20 year old boyfriend, who she's dated since 2009.  Do the math...


BFD.
I was 19 w/ a 14 year old girl friend in high school.
Smartest girl in school.
Had her own stock portfolio she bought with her own money she earned as a child model.

/Should have married her but she wouldn't move away from one of the worst cities I've ever lived in.
 
2013-03-06 09:10:25 AM  
I hope the surgeon lets her pick her nose.
 
2013-03-06 09:12:52 AM  

MikeSass: Whatever you do, don't make her laugh while she is drinking a glass of milk.

+1 Subby.


I was drinking coffee when I read that.


It hurt.
 
2013-03-06 09:13:02 AM  
Window seat, first class, subby. +1.
 
2013-03-06 09:13:32 AM  

vudukungfu: Warthog: TFA says she's 16, with a 20 year old boyfriend, who she's dated since 2009.  Do the math...

BFD.
I was 19 w/ a 14 year old girl friend in high school.
Smartest girl in school.
Had her own stock portfolio she bought with her own money she earned as a child model.

/Should have married her but she wouldn't move away from one of the worst cities I've ever lived in.



Toronto?
 
2013-03-06 09:22:42 AM  
 
2013-03-06 09:27:13 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-06 09:27:59 AM  

vudukungfu: Warthog: TFA says she's 16, with a 20 year old boyfriend, who she's dated since 2009.  Do the math...

BFD.
I was 19 w/ a 14 year old girl friend in high school.
Smartest girl in school.
Had her own stock portfolio she bought with her own money she earned as a child model.

/Should have married her but she wouldn't move away from one of the worst cities I've ever lived in.


Just because your underage girlfriend is smart enough to use the word 'pedophile' in normal conversation doesn't mean you aren't one.
 
2013-03-06 09:33:26 AM  
You're all bad people and you should feel bad for making me lol.
 
2013-03-06 09:35:43 AM  
Subby, you asshole.......GODDAMN that's funny.
 
2013-03-06 09:38:09 AM  
Wowee.  Best start to a Wednesday EVAR!

Cheers stubbmitter for cracking me up so early.
 
2013-03-06 09:55:19 AM  

jonr: No nose? But how does she smell?

Terrible!


/sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry hell


I see what you did there. I don't think she did.

/window seat please
// thought the same thing
 
2013-03-06 10:22:30 AM  

Mark Ratner: [a.abcnews.com image 640x360]
Cassidy Hooper, 16, (left) with her sisters Ashton, 18, and Lexi, 12.

At first glance, I thought the woman in the middle was the mom, but is that really the 18 year old sister? She could easily pass for 44.


To be fair you haven't see her naked.
 
2013-03-06 10:52:56 AM  
I smell what you did there.
 
2013-03-06 11:23:28 AM  
HOTY material, for sure.

www.deathstrobe.com
 
2013-03-06 11:30:59 AM  
I feel so insensitive, but that first line had me rolling on the floor.
"Cassidy Hooper has high hopes for a career in radio broadcasting, despite her physical challenges."

I really hope she thought of that on her own. If her high school guidance counselor recommended that they're just an asshole.
 
2013-03-06 11:35:26 AM  
Got my vote for headline of the week.
 
2013-03-06 11:39:17 AM  

Warthog: vudukungfu: Warthog: TFA says she's 16, with a 20 year old boyfriend, who she's dated since 2009.  Do the math...

BFD.
I was 19 w/ a 14 year old girl friend in high school.
Smartest girl in school.
Had her own stock portfolio she bought with her own money she earned as a child model.

/Should have married her but she wouldn't move away from one of the worst cities I've ever lived in.

Just because your underage girlfriend is smart enough to use the word 'pedophile' in normal conversation doesn't mean you aren't one.


A 14-year-old does not a pedophile make.

/now what's the term for somebody who goes after pubescent children?
 
2013-03-06 12:04:18 PM  

MaxxLarge: HOTY material, for sure.

[www.deathstrobe.com image 240x151]


Subby, better get your IPv6 on because this was worth Internets 2 for youz
 
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