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(ABC Local)   Ugly Ass Giraffe makes his debut at the Houston Zoo. Bonus: They named him Yao Ming   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 25
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2013-03-05 09:33:01 PM
So this one isn't Wei Hung?
 
2013-03-05 09:33:46 PM
'Cause of the purple tongue, right?
 
2013-03-05 09:35:57 PM
Hopefully, he won't get a sore throat.
 
2013-03-05 09:36:26 PM
Why don't they ever stick their necks out and name these ugly ass creatures things like Hilter or Saddam?
 
2013-03-05 09:38:33 PM
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2013-03-05 09:43:06 PM
Wow, southerners can't differentiate between Asian humans and African ruminants now? Or is it that they jsut see similarities?

Wait, this can probably be explained by nearly the entirety of America's lack of originality. Sorry if I offended you southerners.

/Goes off to watch another movie remake while listening to music that "samples" good music from the past.
 
2013-03-05 09:50:09 PM
imgs.xkcd.comwww.shinbow.com
 
2013-03-05 09:52:40 PM
Vagina! In the sky.
Don't ask me why,
Fell in love with a giraffe,
Now everybody laughs.
 
2013-03-05 09:53:25 PM
See, giraffes are like really tall, and like Yao Ming is really tall, not as tall as a giraffe, but tall for a human.  Yao played basketball for... ***drum roll*** ...you guessed it, the Houston Rockets!  See?  Pretty clever, right?  This is why the marketing people at zoos make like a huge chunk of change.
 
2013-03-05 10:04:35 PM
Dat baby face, d'awwww

/yep, it gave me the diabetus
 
2013-03-05 10:17:54 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342][www.shinbow.com image 430x349]


You owe me a cup of coffee and a new keyboard.
 
2013-03-05 10:20:43 PM
Former Rocket Yao Ming, who retired as the tallest active player in the NBA, is 7 feet 6 inches tall.

article FAIL


Manute Bowl towers over Yao I think
 
2013-03-05 10:36:11 PM

SuperNinjaToad: Former Rocket Yao Ming, who retired as the tallest active player in the NBA, is 7 feet 6 inches tall.

article FAIL

Manute Bowl towers over Yao I think


True but Manute A) Played for the bullets/wizards so he was techincally in the D-league, and b) had retired before Yao.   On the other hand, the giraffe is unlikley to open severy shiatty ass  chinese buffretgs in the Houston suburbs spreading food poisoning throughout the land.  (off hand, if you like the yao ming buffets, please stay in pearland and stop polluting my city.)
 
2013-03-05 10:40:42 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342][www.shinbow.com image 430x349]


Please, please tell me those two somehow had a baby. I must see what it looks like.
 
2013-03-05 10:44:25 PM
Damn!  I remember when a baby giraffe warranted more than one crappy, blurry pic.
 
2013-03-05 10:59:33 PM
 
2013-03-05 11:07:50 PM
Is the giraffe constantly injured or something?

Did Kobe badly embarrass it?
 
2013-03-05 11:09:38 PM

strangeluck: Please, please tell me those two somehow had a baby. I must see what it looks like.


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2013-03-05 11:34:10 PM

strangeluck: FARK rebel soldier: [imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342][www.shinbow.com image 430x349]

Please, please tell me those two somehow had a baby. I must see what it looks like.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-06 12:05:57 AM
Why is there so much butt hurt in this thread?
 
2013-03-06 12:15:44 AM
DEATH TO MING!!!

ok, this was NOT a threat.. just sayin..
 
2013-03-06 12:59:06 AM
CSB alert!  I was at the Houston zoo with my family about a year ago, and we witnessed a giraffe lean down between another giraffe's legs, and drink its piss like it was a water fountain.  Every time we go back, I can't look at those dirty bastards without thinking about that day.  The little ones are pretty damn cute though.  Look forward to seeing this one the next time we're there.
 
2013-03-06 03:40:24 AM

DoblerMeyer: CSB alert!  I was at the Houston zoo with my family about a year ago, and we witnessed a giraffe lean down between another giraffe's legs, and drink its piss like it was a water fountain.


They named him Bear Grylls.
 
2013-03-06 04:00:02 AM
Yow?
 
2013-03-06 01:26:10 PM

Harry_Seldon: Why is there so much butt hurt in this thread?

 
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