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2013-03-05 07:14:24 PM
Buy won't it interfere with suffering?
 
2013-03-05 08:04:57 PM

TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?


Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?
 
2013-03-05 08:22:52 PM

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


yes but I won't post those here because that would be wrong

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-05 08:23:12 PM

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


*winces*
/remembers deflowering.
 
2013-03-05 08:24:24 PM
Well it was just a matter of time after releasing braille....

s24.postimage.org
 
2013-03-05 08:27:16 PM
It's not clear how well the magazine will be received in the holy land where religious sensitivities are always simmering under the surface and observant Jews and Muslims live by strict modesty rules. Religious zealots have frequently burned down bus stops with ads of fully dressed women and have prompted major advertisers not to use female models regardless of how modestly they are covered up.

Judging all of Israel by the behavior of the ultra-Orthodox is like judging the US by small-town Mississippi. Covering up women in this way isn't exactly mainstream in most of the country.
 
2013-03-05 08:28:07 PM

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


More than once. They seem fascinated by the unkosherness, lack of neurotic whining, and skill set when parting the Pink See.
 
2013-03-05 08:28:09 PM
You know who else liked hot Jewish chicks?
 
2013-03-05 08:28:34 PM

jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


Yes? (NSFW)
 
2013-03-05 08:29:33 PM

oren0: It's not clear how well the magazine will be received in the holy land where religious sensitivities are always simmering under the surface and observant Jews and Muslims live by strict modesty rules. Religious zealots have frequently burned down bus stops with ads of fully dressed women and have prompted major advertisers not to use female models regardless of how modestly they are covered up.

Judging all of Israel by the behavior of the ultra-Orthodox is like judging the US by small-town Mississippi. Covering up women in this way isn't exactly mainstream in most of the country.


But they're totally still cool with Hebrew Playgirl, right?
 
2013-03-05 08:29:52 PM
Just a shekel for a happy shmekel?
 
2013-03-05 08:31:07 PM

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


girl is smuggling basketballs under her skin
 
2013-03-05 08:31:22 PM
Playboy Playboy Playboy, the boobs are made of goo.
Playboy Playboy Playboy, then boobs I'll play with too.
 
2013-03-05 08:31:28 PM
Is this the thread where we post gratuitous pictures of scantily clad Israeli women? If so; it is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-03-05 08:32:09 PM

Playboy launches Hebrew edition


Shalom, bubbies!
 
2013-03-05 08:36:35 PM
 
2013-03-05 08:36:49 PM
I'm waiting for the Pagan edition.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-05 08:37:57 PM
monty666:

But they're totally still cool with Hebrew Playgirl, right?

If they are anything like Catholics then they are ESPECIALLY cool with Hebrew Playgirl.
 
2013-03-05 08:39:32 PM
She got a boob job She got a what? A boob job, no, yeah? Put a pad of silicone up against the breastbone
Boob job, huh, well get down Boob job, I pick 'em up again Boob job, ah good God Treat her like a man made thing, no


/Wilcox
 
2013-03-05 08:41:23 PM
Oi! Is that a brisket in ya knickers or you just happy to see me?

/Really got nothing
 
2013-03-05 08:42:19 PM
This thread has a 90% chance of hot IDF chicks.
 
2013-03-05 08:43:27 PM
I want a kinky little jewish princess la la la la
A grinder a bumper with a pre moistened dumper ......
 
2013-03-05 08:43:28 PM

BuckTurgidson: And they will photoshop out the women.


It's almost as if, in a country with a free press, individual newspapers can print whatever they want.

The newspaper in TFA appears to have neither a website nor a Wikipedia page, and a web search for its name turns up only references to this story. I'd best most college newspapers have a higher circulation.
 
2013-03-05 08:44:36 PM
So the models are kosher?
 
2013-03-05 08:47:43 PM
The pages will have to be larger, in order to ensure a proper separation of milk and meat.
 
2013-03-05 08:50:38 PM

monty666: But they're totally still cool with Hebrew Playgirl, right?


No skin off my nose, if they don't.
 
2013-03-05 08:51:38 PM

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


I am aware of her work...
 
2013-03-05 08:53:00 PM

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


Shudder, gasp, must find eye bleach...
wallpaper-gallery.com
Ahhhh. Even 1/4 naked and in the dark, that's what I needed.
 
2013-03-05 08:53:26 PM
Bring back Barbi Benton!  Or something Barbi Bentonish at least.

I would settle for Barbi Bentonberg.
 
2013-03-05 09:04:21 PM

GoodOmens: Well it was just a matter of time after releasing braille....


Actually the Library of Congress spends over 60k a year translating playboy to braille.
 
2013-03-05 09:05:39 PM

15thshade: GoodOmens: Well it was just a matter of time after releasing braille....

Actually the Library of Congress spends over 60k a year translating playboy to braille.


i364.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 09:06:33 PM

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


The hottest girl i've ever developed a relationship with was a 5'3", 105lb girl who was born in Tel Aviv, and lived in New York until she moved to Miami in her teenage years. I met her in Texas when she was 25; she was so unbelievably beautiful and she had a masters degree and the sweetest personality I've ever seen. We went all over the country together over a period of  4 months (we both traveled for our jobs), and it got serious, but fell apart when it became a big deal that I wasn't Jewish and wanted to marry her. I told her it was a bunch of unfair BS and racism. Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me. 

It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.
 
2013-03-05 09:09:08 PM
I think it's cute that people still bother to print magazines.
 
2013-03-05 09:10:42 PM

eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.


If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...
 
2013-03-05 09:12:39 PM

legion_of_doo: eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...


I will remember that, lol thanks
 
2013-03-05 09:19:20 PM

iheartscotch: Is this the thread where we post gratuitous pictures of scantily clad Israeli women? If so; it is relevant to my interests.


Hebrewbies!
 
2013-03-05 09:23:45 PM

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


D:  Uhhh... Ew.

I'd prefer a Jewess more like this:
boston.barstoolsports.comodstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 09:27:48 PM
two words-

Bar Refaeli
 
2013-03-05 09:28:24 PM
fusillade762: Hebrewbies!

Jewsbs.
 
2013-03-05 09:31:37 PM
Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch.  Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson.  Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-03-05 09:42:58 PM

eatin' fetus: jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

The hottest girl i've ever developed a relationship with was a 5'3", 105lb girl who was born in Tel Aviv, and lived in New York until she moved to Miami in her teenage years. I met her in Texas when she was 25; she was so unbelievably beautiful and she had a masters degree and the sweetest personality I've ever seen. We went all over the country together over a period of  4 months (we both traveled for our jobs), and it got serious, but fell apart when it became a big deal that I wasn't Jewish and wanted to marry her. I told her it was a bunch of unfair BS and racism. Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me. 

It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.


Not hot enough for you to convert?
 
2013-03-05 09:52:36 PM

Glendale: eatin' fetus: jaylectricity: TommyymmoT:


It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.

Not hot enough for you to convert?


crakgenius.files.wordpress.com

No No Nooo No!

/so sorry....so so sorry....
 
2013-03-05 09:58:46 PM

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


Huuuge tracts of land
 
2013-03-05 09:59:17 PM

No Such Agency: Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.


Yeah, that's the modern clichè rant about Playboy alright.  And certainly there is plenty of that.
The truth, though, is that Playboy still features a lot of genuinely beautiful and natural women, especially if you look for the photos that aren't in the magazine itself.
 
2013-03-05 10:00:04 PM

Gawdzila: I'd prefer a Jewess more like this:
[boston.barstoolsports.com image 610x610][odstatic.com image 610x610]

4.bp.blogspot.com
Still doesn't compare to a queen.
 
2013-03-05 10:01:22 PM

ultraholland: fusillade762: Hebrewbies!

Jewsbs.


I'll assume you means "Jewbs", which is funnier and easier to pronounce and sounds more like "bewbs".
 
2013-03-05 10:10:16 PM

eatin' fetus: legion_of_doo: eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

I will remember that, lol thanks


the trick is to find that woman who is just pretty enough for you but meh to the rest of the world.
 
2013-03-05 10:15:16 PM
 
2013-03-05 10:15:19 PM

Glendale: eatin' fetus: jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

The hottest girl i've ever developed a relationship with was a 5'3", 105lb girl who was born in Tel Aviv, and lived in New York until she moved to Miami in her teenage years. I met her in Texas when she was 25; she was so unbelievably beautiful and she had a masters degree and the sweetest personality I've ever seen. We went all over the country together over a period of  4 months (we both traveled for our jobs), and it got serious, but fell apart when it became a big deal that I wasn't Jewish and wanted to marry her. I told her it was a bunch of unfair BS and racism. Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me. 

It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.

Not hot enough for you to convert?


Turns out, Israeli-born Jewish families look upon conversion as more complicated than that. You can't convert for the sake of marriage, it would have to be more than that. Just not genuine enough.  Well, all I know is I love your daughter and we've seen each other through crazy times,and if that isn't good enough, fine. At least I got to learn from this.

/for the purpose of discussion, i bring home 88k a year after taxes, so greed was not the issue..i think?
 
2013-03-05 10:16:47 PM

SuperNinjaToad: eatin' fetus: legion_of_doo: eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

I will remember that, lol thanks

the trick is to find that woman who is just pretty enough for you but meh to the rest of the world.


Well put, my friend.

I will go for that .. round 23 .. fight!
 
2013-03-05 10:16:55 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Gawdzila: I'd prefer a Jewess more like this:
[boston.barstoolsports.com image 610x610][odstatic.com image 610x610]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
Still doesn't compare to a queen.


Well, aren't you a one-note song.
Yes yes, I agree that Natalie Portman is hot, but she isn't the only attractive Jewish girl in the world.
And don't you at least have some good pictures of her?  Sheesh, it's not like they're hard to find:
cdn03.cdn.justjared.comonline.alarab.co.il
 
2013-03-05 10:32:14 PM
Gawdzila: I'll assume you means "Jewbs", which is funnier and easier to pronounce and sounds more like "bewbs".

dammit, yeah. Jewbs. Jew boobs.
 
2013-03-05 10:44:42 PM
Oy, such gazongas she has.
 
2013-03-05 10:49:39 PM
Plaoyvey?
 
2013-03-05 10:50:59 PM
There will be a gay edition too, called Heblew.
 
2013-03-05 10:54:27 PM
Is it just me or is there something about the bunny in this photo that is both repellent and seductive at the same time?

l1.yimg.com

Like, hot as a whole, but the individual parts are kind of off-putting (e.g. different sized eyes).
 
2013-03-05 10:56:41 PM
I was married to a converted Jewess for 8 years but it seemed like forever.
 
2013-03-05 10:57:15 PM

lostcat: Is it just me or is there something about the bunny in this photo that is both repellent and seductive at the same time?

[l1.yimg.com image 630x420]

Like, hot as a whole, but the individual parts are kind of off-putting (e.g. different sized eyes).


Greasy-looking and bony.
 
2013-03-05 11:00:05 PM

Gawdzila: Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)

D:  Uhhh... Ew.

I'd prefer a Jewess more like this:
[boston.barstoolsports.com image 610x610][odstatic.com image 610x610]


I appreciate that the file name contains her name, so I may find more on my own.  And what a bounty GIS brings.
 
2013-03-05 11:04:20 PM
Gawdzila:
[cdn03.cdn.justjared.com image 351x490][online.alarab.co.il image 376x490]

gig. git. ty.
 
2013-03-05 11:05:25 PM
Roja Herring:
I was married to a converted Jewess for 8 years but it seemed like forever.

She made you sleep on the couch for using the word "Jewess", huh?  What is this, The Great Gatsby?
 
2013-03-05 11:11:09 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Oi! Is that a brisket in ya knickers or you just happy to see me?

/Really got nothing


It's a Hebrew National.
 
2013-03-05 11:13:06 PM

timharrod: Oy, such gazongas she has.


*Shrug*
Who cares?  She's gorgeous.  It's more about the overall package, parsing a woman out into individual parts is silly.
Besides, even from a purely boob-centric perspective, I think little ones can look just as nice.  It's more about shape.
 
2013-03-05 11:20:18 PM

lostcat: Is it just me or is there something about the bunny in this photo that is both repellent and seductive at the same time?


I think she's more used to a dominatrix outfit. If you'd like to explore those feelings, that might be a good place to start.
 
2013-03-05 11:21:32 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Fano: Huuuge tracts of land

http://www.jenettebras.com/about/
[www.memorabiliacards.com image 372x514]


I had no idea that Vasquez also had a part in Star Trek, and went on to open a plus-size bra business.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

I didn't even know it was the same person until I read her Wikipedia page.
 
2013-03-05 11:25:53 PM
We need to differentiate between "Jewish" and "Israeli".  Natalie Portman is Israeli, and happens to also be Jewish. There are Israelis that are not Jewish, and there are plenty of Jews who are not Israeli.
 
2013-03-05 11:39:58 PM

oren0: BuckTurgidson: And they will photoshop out the women.

It's almost as if, in a country with a free press, individual newspapers can print whatever they want.

The newspaper in TFA appears to have neither a website nor a Wikipedia page, and a web search for its name turns up only references to this story. I'd best most college newspapers have a higher circulation.



"Free press" does not mean "photoshop pictures of events in order to falsify history."  "Free press" does not mean "lie about what happened or who was there."

If you think you "must" alter a photo because a woman is showing off too much skin or whatever, then use "black bars" and include some notice that the photo was altered.

And if you exclude a woman from history because you just don't like women then FARK YOU.

And fark any apologists for it, too.
 
2013-03-06 12:02:16 AM

Gawdzila: Well, aren't you a one-note song.


See lostcat haz noticed the pattern: If it didn't happen on an alien world I don't remember it.

www.aceshowbiz.com
Ok I'm cheating. But the Vatican is pretty alien and they fly people here to probe us all the time.
 
2013-03-06 12:12:30 AM

ZeroCorpse: We need to differentiate between "Jewish" and "Israeli".  Natalie Portman is Israeli, and happens to also be Jewish. There are Israelis that are not Jewish, and there are plenty of Jews who are not Israeli.


I didn't think you could vote in elections unless you were Jewish? Isn't that kind of the kerfuffle in the West Bank?
 
2013-03-06 12:14:40 AM
The only way that Playboy magazine can survive is to come out with a scratch and sniff centerfold version featuring a different flavor of the month for every month of the year. This month it's salmon, next month it's tuna, etc. Not to be prejudicial, but, in the case of the Israeli version, it would have to be "holy mackerel" every month.
 
2013-03-06 12:23:25 AM
Trocadero:

I didn't think you could vote in elections unless you were Jewish? Isn't that kind of the kerfuffle in the West Bank?

Wrong.  In fact there are even non Jewish political parties (Druze and Bedouin once made an allaince, IIRC).  The Palestinains of the West Bank can't vote because, though Israel captured their land in 1967, their areas were not annexed (like the Golan and East Jerusalem).

Most of the populated areas of the West Bank are under the control of the Palestinian Authority.
 
2013-03-06 12:47:47 AM

Roja Herring: I was married to a converted Jewess for 8 years but it seemed like forever.


met a converted Jewess in a group therapy. she laid on the Jewish references, comments, phrases etcetera thicker than any Jewish born woman you will ever meet. fully understood why her husband left her. she took obnoxious to a whole new level because she was fake as could be.
 
2013-03-06 12:59:42 AM

No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch.  Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson.  Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 240x228]


Agreed.  It used to be worth reading.  My mother even read the braille version.  (And, unlike what the jokes say, the pictorials are completely removed from the braille version rather than the usual caption & some description approach.)
 
2013-03-06 01:28:10 AM
I clicked here to read the article. I hope that wasn't the article, and I'm just confused.
 
2013-03-06 01:42:49 AM

KrispyKritter: Roja Herring: I was married to a converted Jewess for 8 years but it seemed like forever.

met a converted Jewess in a group therapy. she laid on the Jewish references, comments, phrases etcetera thicker than any Jewish born woman you will ever meet. fully understood why her husband left her. she took obnoxious to a whole new level because she was fake as could be.


Oy vey!
 
2013-03-06 01:47:28 AM
Hell of a lot of "Jewess" in this thread. I dated a black girl once, but she wasn't an "ess" so much as an "ass". Hoo, boy. You could put your drink down.

Dated a South African Jewish girl, too. I enjoyed hearing "Yis! Yis! Yis!".
 
2013-03-06 02:25:59 AM
The articles have sucked for years
 
2013-03-06 02:28:19 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I'll just leave this here
 
2013-03-06 03:38:33 AM
Sarah seems GGG for pretty much anything on the first date.

I like that irrespective of religion.
 
2013-03-06 03:58:41 AM
Let me know if they get Gal Gadot..
 
2013-03-06 04:40:52 AM
Why would a jew pay for porn when no-one else will?!
 
2013-03-06 04:46:19 AM

Public Savant: Why would a jew pay for porn when no-one else will?!


They get it wholesale?
 
2013-03-06 06:19:07 AM
Articles? Wen did they start that?
 
2013-03-06 07:16:22 AM

No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch.  Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson.  Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 240x228]


static2.playboy.com

Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

.
 
2013-03-06 07:28:04 AM

notmtwain: No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch.  Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson.  Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 240x228]

[static2.playboy.com image 402x558]

Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

.


She's not blonde?  Hef must have let up on that.

Part of the reason I let my subscription go about 10 years ago, I couldn't tell the girls apart anymore.
 
2013-03-06 08:17:30 AM
notmtwain:
Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

Sheesh, the point is not boobs or journalism.  The point is to complain and to sneer at anything post-dating Sputnik..
 
2013-03-06 09:24:50 AM

lostcat: FARK rebel soldier: Fano: Huuuge tracts of land

http://www.jenettebras.com/about/
[www.memorabiliacards.com image 372x514]

I had no idea that Vasquez also had a part in Star Trek, and went on to open a plus-size bra business.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]

I didn't even know it was the same person until I read her Wikipedia page.


Also the foster mom in T2
 
2013-03-06 10:15:35 AM
I learned about Fark from a Playboy article.

/cool story bro
 
2013-03-06 10:32:50 AM

Alphax: She's not blonde?  Hef must have let up on that.


She's as blonde as I am blond.

Part of the reason I let my subscription go about 10 years ago, I couldn't tell the girls apart anymore.

But I know what you mean.
 
2013-03-06 10:35:15 AM

Sooner01: I learned about Fark from a Playboy article.

/cool story bro


Actually, I did as well.  Was about a month before 9/11, though I just lurked for a few months.
 
2013-03-06 11:07:56 AM
It's odd, the joke about the articles.  Frankly, if you want to see hot naked women, the internet has an unending supply.  Free.  Nobody subscribes to Playboy for the boobies.  If that were true, they would have been out of business in the last 10 or even 20 years.

The often photoshopped pics in Playboy are just a bonus, a nice intermezzo between articles.
 
2013-03-06 11:20:29 AM
Will all of the girls have titanic tits, and sandblasted zits?

/Shouldn't be obscure
 
2013-03-06 12:15:55 PM

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?




Yes I had the privilege of training with the Israeli Defense Forces in their Unban Warfare School and due to a timing problem eight of us males trained with a female class. The training takes place right after they complete their basic training so they have been in training for months at this point and were very happy to see the eight of us males and I do mean very happy.
 
2013-03-06 12:58:22 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-03-06 02:08:37 PM
Secular Israelis and Jews in general tend to be more "liberal" about sexual matters than other religions. Even some of the religious Jews have something called a "tefillin date" where the guy brings his tefillin (Jewish prayer accessories) he needs for morning services in the anticipation he will spend the night.
 
2013-03-06 05:36:20 PM
Is fapping better when you do it through a hole in a blanket?
 
2013-03-06 07:35:37 PM
Adderall
 
2013-03-07 02:13:25 AM

Alphax: notmtwain: No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch.  Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson.  Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

[0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 240x228]

[static2.playboy.com image 402x558]

Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

.

She's not blonde?  Hef must have let up on that.

Part of the reason I let my subscription go about 10 years ago, I couldn't tell the girls apart anymore.


That's a Playboy stereotype that is growing increasingly old and busted.  Over the last 10 years since you unsubscribed, only 2 of the PMoY's were blonde.  Also, at least 3 of them were non-white, and there were quite a few sets of natural breasts as well.  Claire Sinclair, who was PMoY a year or two ago, is a gorgeous pin-up looking brunette with some of the most beautiful real boobs I've ever seen.  I highly encourage you to look her up.  That's just the PMoYs, too.  The 2012 calendar has 8 sets of real boobs, a dark-skinned Asian, a Latina, and a black girl, as well as few more fair-skinned brunettes and some auburn too.  Playboy actually has had a lot of variety lately, probably owing to that whole "Cyber Girl" thing to help them discover talent, as well as drawing on their sister publications in other countries.
 
2013-03-07 02:44:38 AM

Gawdzila: Alphax: notmtwain: No Such Agency: Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch.  Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson.  Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

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Don't see any balloons and Hunter Thompson is still featured.

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She's not blonde?  Hef must have let up on that.

Part of the reason I let my subscription go about 10 years ago, I couldn't tell the girls apart anymore.

That's a Playboy stereotype that is growing increasingly old and busted.  Over the last 10 years since you unsubscribed, only 2 of the PMoY's were blonde.  Also, at least 3 of them were non-white, and there were quite a few sets of natural breasts as well.  Claire Sinclair, who was PMoY a year or two ago, is a gorgeous pin-up looking brunette with some of the most beautiful real boobs I've ever seen.  I highly encourage you to look her up.  That's just the PMoYs, too.  The 2012 calendar has 8 sets of real boobs, a dark-skinned Asian, a Latina, and a black girl, as well as few more fair-skinned brunettes and some auburn too.  Playboy actually has had a lot of variety lately, probably owing to that whole "Cyber Girl" thing to help them discover talent, as well as drawing on their sister publications in other countries.


Good to hear, but the stereotype was very true back then.
 
2013-03-08 04:07:18 PM
Most people question the decision to publish in Hebrew given that both Playboy and the entire concept of the magazine are on their way out, but management had to work for a long time to prove to shareholders that there would be enough readers of Hebrew willing to pay retail.
 
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