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2013-03-05 07:14:24 PM  
Buy won't it interfere with suffering?
 
2013-03-05 08:04:57 PM  

TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?


Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?
 
2013-03-05 08:22:52 PM  

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


yes but I won't post those here because that would be wrong

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-05 08:23:12 PM  

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


*winces*
/remembers deflowering.
 
2013-03-05 08:24:24 PM  
Well it was just a matter of time after releasing braille....

s24.postimage.org
 
2013-03-05 08:27:16 PM  
It's not clear how well the magazine will be received in the holy land where religious sensitivities are always simmering under the surface and observant Jews and Muslims live by strict modesty rules. Religious zealots have frequently burned down bus stops with ads of fully dressed women and have prompted major advertisers not to use female models regardless of how modestly they are covered up.

Judging all of Israel by the behavior of the ultra-Orthodox is like judging the US by small-town Mississippi. Covering up women in this way isn't exactly mainstream in most of the country.
 
2013-03-05 08:28:07 PM  

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


More than once. They seem fascinated by the unkosherness, lack of neurotic whining, and skill set when parting the Pink See.
 
2013-03-05 08:28:09 PM  
You know who else liked hot Jewish chicks?
 
2013-03-05 08:28:34 PM  

jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


Yes? (NSFW)
 
2013-03-05 08:29:33 PM  

oren0: It's not clear how well the magazine will be received in the holy land where religious sensitivities are always simmering under the surface and observant Jews and Muslims live by strict modesty rules. Religious zealots have frequently burned down bus stops with ads of fully dressed women and have prompted major advertisers not to use female models regardless of how modestly they are covered up.

Judging all of Israel by the behavior of the ultra-Orthodox is like judging the US by small-town Mississippi. Covering up women in this way isn't exactly mainstream in most of the country.


But they're totally still cool with Hebrew Playgirl, right?
 
2013-03-05 08:29:52 PM  
Just a shekel for a happy shmekel?
 
2013-03-05 08:31:07 PM  

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


girl is smuggling basketballs under her skin
 
2013-03-05 08:31:22 PM  
Playboy Playboy Playboy, the boobs are made of goo.
Playboy Playboy Playboy, then boobs I'll play with too.
 
2013-03-05 08:31:28 PM  
Is this the thread where we post gratuitous pictures of scantily clad Israeli women? If so; it is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-03-05 08:32:09 PM  

Playboy launches Hebrew edition


Shalom, bubbies!
 
2013-03-05 08:36:35 PM  
 
2013-03-05 08:36:49 PM  
I'm waiting for the Pagan edition.
 
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2013-03-05 08:37:57 PM  
monty666:

But they're totally still cool with Hebrew Playgirl, right?

If they are anything like Catholics then they are ESPECIALLY cool with Hebrew Playgirl.
 
2013-03-05 08:39:32 PM  
She got a boob job She got a what? A boob job, no, yeah? Put a pad of silicone up against the breastbone
Boob job, huh, well get down Boob job, I pick 'em up again Boob job, ah good God Treat her like a man made thing, no


/Wilcox
 
2013-03-05 08:41:23 PM  
Oi! Is that a brisket in ya knickers or you just happy to see me?

/Really got nothing
 
2013-03-05 08:42:19 PM  
This thread has a 90% chance of hot IDF chicks.
 
2013-03-05 08:43:27 PM  
I want a kinky little jewish princess la la la la
A grinder a bumper with a pre moistened dumper ......
 
2013-03-05 08:43:28 PM  

BuckTurgidson: And they will photoshop out the women.


It's almost as if, in a country with a free press, individual newspapers can print whatever they want.

The newspaper in TFA appears to have neither a website nor a Wikipedia page, and a web search for its name turns up only references to this story. I'd best most college newspapers have a higher circulation.
 
2013-03-05 08:44:36 PM  
So the models are kosher?
 
2013-03-05 08:47:43 PM  
The pages will have to be larger, in order to ensure a proper separation of milk and meat.
 
2013-03-05 08:50:38 PM  

monty666: But they're totally still cool with Hebrew Playgirl, right?


No skin off my nose, if they don't.
 
2013-03-05 08:51:38 PM  

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


I am aware of her work...
 
2013-03-05 08:53:00 PM  

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


Shudder, gasp, must find eye bleach...
wallpaper-gallery.com
Ahhhh. Even 1/4 naked and in the dark, that's what I needed.
 
2013-03-05 08:53:26 PM  
Bring back Barbi Benton!  Or something Barbi Bentonish at least.

I would settle for Barbi Bentonberg.
 
2013-03-05 09:04:21 PM  

GoodOmens: Well it was just a matter of time after releasing braille....


Actually the Library of Congress spends over 60k a year translating playboy to braille.
 
2013-03-05 09:05:39 PM  

15thshade: GoodOmens: Well it was just a matter of time after releasing braille....

Actually the Library of Congress spends over 60k a year translating playboy to braille.


i364.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 09:06:33 PM  

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


The hottest girl i've ever developed a relationship with was a 5'3", 105lb girl who was born in Tel Aviv, and lived in New York until she moved to Miami in her teenage years. I met her in Texas when she was 25; she was so unbelievably beautiful and she had a masters degree and the sweetest personality I've ever seen. We went all over the country together over a period of  4 months (we both traveled for our jobs), and it got serious, but fell apart when it became a big deal that I wasn't Jewish and wanted to marry her. I told her it was a bunch of unfair BS and racism. Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me. 

It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.
 
2013-03-05 09:09:08 PM  
I think it's cute that people still bother to print magazines.
 
2013-03-05 09:10:42 PM  

eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.


If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...
 
2013-03-05 09:12:39 PM  

legion_of_doo: eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...


I will remember that, lol thanks
 
2013-03-05 09:19:20 PM  

iheartscotch: Is this the thread where we post gratuitous pictures of scantily clad Israeli women? If so; it is relevant to my interests.


Hebrewbies!
 
2013-03-05 09:23:45 PM  

Gunny Walker: jaylectricity: Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

Yes? (NSFW)


D:  Uhhh... Ew.

I'd prefer a Jewess more like this:
boston.barstoolsports.comodstatic.com
 
2013-03-05 09:27:48 PM  
two words-

Bar Refaeli
 
2013-03-05 09:28:24 PM  
fusillade762: Hebrewbies!

Jewsbs.
 
2013-03-05 09:31:37 PM  
Bah, there was a time when Playboy's articles were top notch.  Short fiction by Asimov, investigative journalism by Hunter S. Thompson.  Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-03-05 09:42:58 PM  

eatin' fetus: jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

The hottest girl i've ever developed a relationship with was a 5'3", 105lb girl who was born in Tel Aviv, and lived in New York until she moved to Miami in her teenage years. I met her in Texas when she was 25; she was so unbelievably beautiful and she had a masters degree and the sweetest personality I've ever seen. We went all over the country together over a period of  4 months (we both traveled for our jobs), and it got serious, but fell apart when it became a big deal that I wasn't Jewish and wanted to marry her. I told her it was a bunch of unfair BS and racism. Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me. 

It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.


Not hot enough for you to convert?
 
2013-03-05 09:52:36 PM  

Glendale: eatin' fetus: jaylectricity: TommyymmoT:


It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.

Not hot enough for you to convert?


crakgenius.files.wordpress.com

No No Nooo No!

/so sorry....so so sorry....
 
2013-03-05 09:58:46 PM  

jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?


Huuuge tracts of land
 
2013-03-05 09:59:17 PM  

No Such Agency: Of course back then the Playmates were sexy, too: proper women's hips and boobs that weren't like balloons, not this airbrushed wax statue rubbish you see now.


Yeah, that's the modern clichè rant about Playboy alright.  And certainly there is plenty of that.
The truth, though, is that Playboy still features a lot of genuinely beautiful and natural women, especially if you look for the photos that aren't in the magazine itself.
 
2013-03-05 10:00:04 PM  

Gawdzila: I'd prefer a Jewess more like this:
[boston.barstoolsports.com image 610x610][odstatic.com image 610x610]

4.bp.blogspot.com
Still doesn't compare to a queen.
 
2013-03-05 10:01:22 PM  

ultraholland: fusillade762: Hebrewbies!

Jewsbs.


I'll assume you means "Jewbs", which is funnier and easier to pronounce and sounds more like "bewbs".
 
2013-03-05 10:10:16 PM  

eatin' fetus: legion_of_doo: eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

I will remember that, lol thanks


the trick is to find that woman who is just pretty enough for you but meh to the rest of the world.
 
2013-03-05 10:15:16 PM  
 
2013-03-05 10:15:19 PM  

Glendale: eatin' fetus: jaylectricity: TommyymmoT: Buy won't it interfere with suffering?

Have you ever seen a jewish woman naked?

The hottest girl i've ever developed a relationship with was a 5'3", 105lb girl who was born in Tel Aviv, and lived in New York until she moved to Miami in her teenage years. I met her in Texas when she was 25; she was so unbelievably beautiful and she had a masters degree and the sweetest personality I've ever seen. We went all over the country together over a period of  4 months (we both traveled for our jobs), and it got serious, but fell apart when it became a big deal that I wasn't Jewish and wanted to marry her. I told her it was a bunch of unfair BS and racism. Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me. 

It was a tough time with a beautiful woman.

Not hot enough for you to convert?


Turns out, Israeli-born Jewish families look upon conversion as more complicated than that. You can't convert for the sake of marriage, it would have to be more than that. Just not genuine enough.  Well, all I know is I love your daughter and we've seen each other through crazy times,and if that isn't good enough, fine. At least I got to learn from this.

/for the purpose of discussion, i bring home 88k a year after taxes, so greed was not the issue..i think?
 
2013-03-05 10:16:47 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: eatin' fetus: legion_of_doo: eatin' fetus: Basically, I could never marry her without parental approval, but I couldn't ask her to abandon her Israeli family (which she was very close to) in order to commit to me.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

I will remember that, lol thanks

the trick is to find that woman who is just pretty enough for you but meh to the rest of the world.


Well put, my friend.

I will go for that .. round 23 .. fight!
 
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