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(CNN) NewsFlash Now that the last bit of Hugo Chavez is dead, Cancer can start getting back to its normal life   (cnn.com) divider line 758
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2013-03-05 05:18:32 PM  

raptusregaliter: Oh, for God's sake... FTFA:

The announcement came hours after Maduro met with the country's top political and military leaders about Chavez's worsening health condition and suggested someone may have deliberately infected Chavez with cancer.

The derp is always so strong in Hu-went land...

//good riddance


How do you give someone cancer?  Make him smoke like a chimney?
 
2013-03-05 05:18:34 PM  
I held back and tried to be silent - since I couldn't be respectful of them - when Falwell and Breitbart died.  Is it OK if I jump up and down and giggle like a little girl this time?

/let's hope the next guy's not worse
 
2013-03-05 05:18:41 PM  
media.nj.com

Inconsolable.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-03-05 05:18:49 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Bye, Victor Hugo.

Okay..enough is enough of that shiat.
 
2013-03-05 05:19:08 PM  
static.giantbomb.com

R.I.P. HUGO WEAVING
 
2013-03-05 05:19:10 PM  
i293.photobucket.com

R.I.P., HUGO
 
2013-03-05 05:19:16 PM  

MNguy: d23: I'm a libby lib...

and I think this is a good thing.  What an asshole.

I'm sure you've been to Venezuela and can enlighten us morans.


I have family there. Unless you're dirt poor Venezuelan with no education to speak of, this is a good thing. Actually it's good for them too, but they don't realize it
 
2013-03-05 05:19:20 PM  
Has anyone checked in with Sean Penn? I want to make sure he is doing alright.
 
2013-03-05 05:19:31 PM  
Now who am I going to thank for my bribery oil Joe Kennedy?
 
2013-03-05 05:19:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Still no cure for socialism


dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-03-05 05:19:44 PM  
Too bad, he was looking forward to meeting Dennis Rodman.
 
2013-03-05 05:19:46 PM  
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 05:19:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Still no cure for socialism




Ahem....there WAS
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-05 05:19:53 PM  
www.nhc.noaa.gov

RIP Hurricane Hugo
 
2013-03-05 05:19:55 PM  

Captain Steroid: POWER VACUUM! I'M IN CHARGE!


Hide your ponies, Venezuelans!
 
2013-03-05 05:19:58 PM  
www.ballparks.com
R.I.P. Chavez Ravine
 
2013-03-05 05:19:59 PM  
 
JFC
2013-03-05 05:20:00 PM  
mediacdn.disqus.com
 
2013-03-05 05:20:03 PM  
Looks like we're going to have to find a new boogie man.
 
2013-03-05 05:20:03 PM  

EngineerAU: (hot like a Venezuelan woman)


Hottest women on the planet IMHO
 
2013-03-05 05:20:04 PM  

jsteiner78: This is strange, generally oppressive dictators live outrageously long lives -

also, is bone cancer just a euphemism for AIDS?


You know who else lived an outrageously long life......

Oh, wait.

//Noam Chomsky, and his minions, are inconsolable tonight
 
2013-03-05 05:20:05 PM  

blatz514: So, according to my Fark newsflash email...someone died.  Did anyone else hear about this?


That's bad news for anyone wanting to vacation in Madagascar.
 
2013-03-05 05:20:24 PM  
RIP

blog.nola.com
 
2013-03-05 05:20:32 PM  

Rann Xerox: i78.photobucket.com


Perfect.
 
2013-03-05 05:20:40 PM  
i780.photobucket.com

rip jc chasez
 
2013-03-05 05:20:50 PM  
I think it's a cover up
I bet he didn't have cancer
It was neurosyphilis
 
2013-03-05 05:21:02 PM  
cdn.gunaxin.com

RIP Chavez Y Chavez
 
2013-03-05 05:21:08 PM  
Good riddance, pos can smoke a trud in hell.
 
2013-03-05 05:21:17 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: MNguy: d23: I'm a libby lib...

and I think this is a good thing.  What an asshole.

I'm sure you've been to Venezuela and can enlighten us morans.

I have family there. Unless you're dirt poor Venezuelan with no education to speak of, this is a good thing. Actually it's good for them too, but they don't realize it


Just like the Russians.
 
2013-03-05 05:21:18 PM  

GypsyJoker: Osama bin Laden
Kim Jong-Il
Hugo Chavez

Fidel Castro
Mahmoud Ahmedinejad


Yeah, but how many leaders has Fidel crossed off?
 
2013-03-05 05:21:32 PM  
Man, first North Korea and then this.

Dennis Rodman sure has been busy!
 
2013-03-05 05:21:37 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 /rip Hugo
 
2013-03-05 05:21:42 PM  

GypsyJoker: Osama bin Laden
Kim Jong-Il
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Mahmoud Ahmedinejad


You left off Mummar Gadaffyduck
 
2013-03-05 05:21:44 PM  
Since the Grim Reaper is in the neighborhood, perhaps he can swing by Cuba.
 
2013-03-05 05:21:45 PM  

what_now: d23: I'm a libby lib...

and I think this is a good thing.  What an asshole.

Let's be clear here: Libby Libs had no use for this piece of shiat. Sure he gave some people free heating oil and made fun of George Bush, but that doesn't excuse decades of violence and political oppression.


Sean Penn frowns on your shenanigans.

What's the over on the number of Hollywood celebrities that show to his funeral?
 
2013-03-05 05:21:49 PM  
Does this mean gas is gonna go up another 50 cents?
 
2013-03-05 05:21:58 PM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-05 05:22:13 PM  
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

/ Hot like a fish sandwich
 
2013-03-05 05:22:18 PM  

Rann Xerox: [i78.photobucket.com image 565x541]


That's beautiful
 
2013-03-05 05:22:22 PM  

GypsyJoker: Osama bin Laden
Kim Jong-Il
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Mahmoud Ahmedinejad


Fidel Castro is essentially dead. Raul is running the show now. He just doesn't have the reputation that his brother does. (still no reason to continue our silly embargo against Cuba. Opening up trade with Cuba is the only way to win against that regime).

Odd that you left Qadaffi off your list, but since Bush sent Condi Rice to kiss and make up with him I guess he's okay. Bush was a traitor to the US to do that. Qadaffi was a terrorist, plain and simple and the world is better off without him even if Libya hasn't improved.

And so far Kim Jong Un does not seem to be an improvement upon his father (meet the new boss, same as the old boss)
 
2013-03-05 05:22:26 PM  
It's been cloudy all day and was pouring buckets of rain right before this was announced.  Now 15 minutes later the sun is suddenly out.  I have to think the two are connected.
 
2013-03-05 05:22:50 PM  
stommen.files.wordpress.com
RIP Chav
 
2013-03-05 05:22:56 PM  
THANKS OBAMA!
 
2013-03-05 05:22:57 PM  
For some strange reason (because I am super suspicious?) I refuse to believe that Chavez was alive until today/yesterday. Just like I believe Kim Jong-Il was dead long before it was made known. Until last month, I was sure Fidel Castro was gone...
 
2013-03-05 05:22:58 PM  

MyNameIsMofuga: I assume this means his son Hugo Chavez Un will take over for him?


Coffee, keyboard, monitor. I'm sending you the bill.
 
2013-03-05 05:23:08 PM  
Rot

in

Hell

Motherfarker.

Your lackeys threw me and friends into a dungeon for 4 days, woke me up with cold water, served me food with maggots, put electrodes in my nads and discharged currents, kicked me in my eye almost loosing it and started cutting my arms saying that they would kill me and make it look like a suicide before I was finally released dehydrated, with almost no sight in my eye and scarred.

I HOPE YOU ARE ROTTING IN HELL
 
2013-03-05 05:23:10 PM  
So long funnyman. I wish I could say I'd miss you, but I like Venezuela more than that. Stay dead!
 
2013-03-05 05:23:11 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: I'm a libby lib...

and I think this is a good thing.


The fact that a modern liberal has to distinguish themselves from others by stating that they  don't like Hugo Chavez should really make you think, farklibs.

"I'm as liberal as they come, but even I don't approve of Stalin."
 
2013-03-05 05:23:14 PM  

Bullseyed: GypsyJoker: Osama bin Laden
Kim Jong-Il
Hugo Chavez
Fidel Castro
Mahmoud Ahmedinejad

You left off Mummar Gadaffyduck


Assad?
 
2013-03-05 05:23:15 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Rann Xerox: i78.photobucket.com

Perfect.



Coming from you, I am truly honored. *BOWS LIKE SAMURAI TO HIS DAIMYO*
 
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